Talk about the funny jokes about the price increase at the beginning of the year.

1, endless waiting can't stop homesickness. I think of my mother's exhortation when I left home, and the affection in my mother's eyes when I got home is still full of warmth in the cold wind center! 2, it is difficult to buy tickets, it is troublesome to buy tickets, and it is hard to say when waiting in line. The mouth is talking about Amitabha, but the spirit of praying at the foot of Buddha has not appeared for the time being. Swear to be a devout Buddhist, become a Buddha and an immortal in the afterlife, and come and go freely without buying tickets or queuing. Amitabha! 3. Don't eat rice, drink less water and buy a ticket to go home. The line is long, people are shouting, and their hands and eyes are moving forward quickly. If you accidentally cut in line, your legs will be sore and your wife will scold you. I look forward to ending the ticket buying campaign as soon as possible, and it is much more fun to go home for reunion. 4. The people who left me, the tickets sold out yesterday, and the people who have a heart in my heart are broken in today's queuing center. I only know that I am eager to go home, but I don't know that buying a ticket is like going to heaven. There are a sea of people around me, and I am cold without a ticket. If you want to ride without a ticket, I'm afraid you'll be coaxed down. I just want to buy a ticket for my family reunion today. 5. Spring Festival travel rush grabs tickets: Look up at the sky. When there is a ticket, the sky does not answer, but the trafficker answers. He has two scalper tickets in his pocket. Do you want to change it? Give or not? I haven't slept for three days in order to wait for you! 6. What is Zeng Dao? Luoyang paper is expensive? , Spring Festival travel rush peak is? One ticket is hard to find? , so all of them? Spring Festival reunion? Trouble, but everyone likes this? The curse of reunion? Bless you, get the ticket, have fun, go home for the New Year, and follow the feeling of happiness. 7. One day, I found an Aladdin magic lamp. He really told me that he could satisfy my three wishes. I said excitedly. I just want one ticket, give me a ticket for a spring train! ? I saw him working quietly in front of me, and a moment later, he exploded and left his last words? Too many people? ! 8. Is the queue far? Very pessimistic, stand on tiptoe to see? Handsome guy in front, there is no hope of buying a ticket? Angry, turn around and go? Handsome guy's back. Leave a ticket? Turn around and run, and quickly shout: classmate, your ticket! Handsome guy smiled back: it's your ticket! I wish you an early ticket home. 9. I hope you are eager to wear it; Miss you so much that I can't sleep; Crowded for you; Hating you makes me uneasy. I don't know what to do with you, dear. Train tickets. 10, China, rich plane, no money to stand the ticket. Look inside and outside the Great Wall, big bags and small bags. Up and down the river, migrant workers surge. Get up early, stay up all night, and strive to compete with ticket sellers. Need money. Look at the sea of people, one vote is hard to protect. Tickets are hard to buy, and countless heroes are bent over. Yesterday, Qin Huang Hanwu fled when he saw this scene; Tang Zong Song Zu, also didn't recruit! A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, had to ride back. What happened? I can't get a ticket because of the queue! 1 1, railways are all over the world, but it is difficult to buy tickets. The system changes every year, and there are still people outside the train station. If you want to get up early, you have to stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all friends who go home, buy tickets to go home as soon as possible! 12, I want to go back to my hometown and come to your side, but it's really hard to buy a ticket to go home. After buying it day after day, I lined up with joy and returned empty-handed. Ticket, ticket. Where are you? 13, the river flows eastward and the stars in the sky flow northward. Go and buy a ticket. Buy it day by day, welcome to buy tickets. Do it when you have to, and you will be happy to buy a ticket. 14, comrades who can't buy tickets, please don't lose heart, don't fight to the end to buy train tickets, bravely attack the ticket booth and firmly take root in the army of buying tickets with the spirit of nails. Buying tickets is bright, and the process of buying tickets is tortuous. I wish comrades an early victory and go home for the New Year. 15, because I can't buy a ticket to go home, I have to stay alone in a foreign land for the New Year. It was night and I couldn't sleep. I got up and called the radio to order a song: I want a Jordan chan song? Are you cruel? Send it to all ticket sellers in this city!