83 interesting sentences on Douyin

1. The long road of life is always lost.

2. Fortunately, when I chase you, you are too heavy to run away.

3. Don’t charge your sister, your brother has caller ID.

4. I would rather be fat and exquisite than be thin and the same.

5. I bear an appetite that I should not have at this age.

6. Don’t listen to what’s going on outside the window and only focus on reading e-books.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being so cold.

8. I have hot strips and wine, so I’m asking you if you want to come with me.

9. The first thing you do when you wake up every day is that you want to sleep.

10. Those who love me will surely become rich, and those who don’t love me will surely make bricks.

11. You don’t have to be nice to everyone, and they won’t pay you.

12. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his or her own nose.

13. The gods and horses are just clouds, so now I start to believe in donkeys.

14. It’s really too hot today. I want to find someone to have a cold war with for a few days.

15. If you ignore me today, I will come to see you tomorrow.

16. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

17. The cashier said: I have no change. I’ll give you two plastic bags.

18. I bought a razor online, but my hands were shaking and numb before I finished shaving.

19. Beauty and ugliness are determined by destiny, fatness and thinness are determined by heaven. Live by this sentence.

20. My severe fear of heights has prevented me from looking down to pick up money.

21. When I was a child, I often wet the quilt, and when I grew up, I often cried and wet the pillow.

22. I want to touch you. If you are not convinced, you can kiss me back.

23. Life is not only about the present, but also countless homework.

Twenty-four. The Smurf sings to Avatar: When I grow up, I will become you.

25. Not replying to your message is not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

26. Just because I looked at you a few more times in the crowd, I have been blind since then.

27. Hello: Lend me your daughter for one year, and I will give you one older daughter and one younger daughter next year.

28. There is so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think about me?

Twenty-nine, you are not my contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes.

Thirty. I would rather be in love with you than break up with you. You still say that I don’t love you?

31. The thing that can be picked up but cannot be put down is the chopsticks; the thing that is stuck in and cannot be come out is the bed.

32. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Thirty-three, if you don’t like me, you can choose to be **, or you can choose to pretend to be blind.

Thirty-four. Summer vacation, look how much my dad likes you. He is counting down the days for you every day.

Thirty-five. Every time I try to cram the Buddha, the Buddha always gives me a hard kick.

36. Don’t envy us for not having homework during the holidays. Do you know how tiring it is to play for a day?

37. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

38. How to explain gracefully that I am fat? I have many things on my mind and it is not easy to lose weight.

Thirty-nine. Why is my lover not here yet? I really want to help him choose SF Express and have it delivered on the same day.

40. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

41. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they are rich, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

42. After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words should only be spoken to those who understand.

43. After the sports meeting, some people won rankings, while some people became emoticons.

44. When you encounter unreasonable people, if you can respond with a blank stare, try not to speak.

45. If no one in the world wants you, you must remember that there is still me, and I don’t want you either.

46. What I value most about boys is talent. Looks don’t matter, as long as they are handsome.

Forty-seven. Toss a coin: If it's heads, go online, if it's tails, go to bed, and if it's up, go do your homework.

48. The two main reasons why you can't finish your homework. There is a funny guy sitting next to you, holding a mobile phone in his hand.

49. The life of a foodie is like a train. To sum it up: go shopping, go eat, go eat.

50. They say that you will become stupid in front of the people you like. Could it be that I like homework? Impossible.

51. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much, and spending too much.

Fifty-two, Yue Lao! Could you please stop using the fake red string to marry me? It breaks every now and then!

53. Some people are like this. They are maggots and feel that the whole world is a cesspit.

Fifty-four. The zombie opens your brain, shakes his head and walks away in disappointment, but the eyes of the passing dung beetle light up.

Fifty-five, don’t smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa-like smile, my stomach is not as strong as you think.

Fifty-six. The typical sign of being single is: the one-month data package has long been gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

Fifty-seven, I will not bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies will not fall from the sky, let alone money.

Fifty-eight, I wanted to look back and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect that the weather was too cold, so I laughed out loud.

59. Every time I say I will never pay attention to you again, don’t believe me. Do I look like that kind of principled person?

Sixty, autumn is here. When I open my wardrobe, I see that it’s time for me to go shopping. When I open my wallet, I see that I am still young and not cold.

Sixty-one, I found that I was paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

62. Search and search for friends, find a boyfriend, kiss on the lips, hold hands, and have a baby tonight.

Sixty-three, everyone collapsed when they walked into the examination room, and cried when they saw the papers. I didn’t take the test on anything I memorized, and I didn’t know anything on the test.

64. If two people have been together for a long time, they will have an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example: If you ignore me, I will ignore you.

65. You have two choices: one is to get out immediately, the other is to get out immediately. Of course, you can also choose to leave immediately.

Sixty-six. After you have had your bangs for a long time, you will feel particularly insecure when you suddenly lift them up and go out on the street. You always feel like others are looking at you.

Sixty-seven, when you feel that you have nothing and have no love in life. Look in the mirror, my dear, you still have flesh!

Sixty-eight, Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to the life in the well.

69. Youth is like a skunk. You think you have caught its tail, but in fact all you smell is the smell of fart.

70. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far away from me. It is more practical to eat meat in a bowl.

Seventy-one. When you get married in the future, and the person you marry is not me, I will move to live next door to your house and be a quiet Laowang.

Seventy-two, I may not be able to lift a hundred kilograms of stones, but if it is a hundred kilograms of personal coins, I promise to pick it up and run away.

Seventy-three, sleep in class, be infatuated with handsome guys after class, gossip with girls in the dormitory, let the day pass quickly.

74. Last night I dreamed that my partner died, and I cried very hard. After waking up, I found that I had no one, and I cried even more heartbrokenly.

Seventy-five. I have been single for a long time. When I was taking the bus, a girl rubbed my shoulder, so I even thought about where our children would go to school.

Seventy-six, summer is here, and I realize that there is no place to stay where it’s cool. It's really not a **word, this is definitely the most sincere concern.

77. For people like me who never listen well in class, if you suddenly raise your head, it must be that you are being asked a question and need to answer it.

Seventy-eight. It is said that people with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to have a big face. Forgive me for being so unruly and loving to eat.

79. I am so beautiful. First of all, I have to thank my parents. If they hadn’t given me a pair of skillful hands, would I have been able to make myself so beautiful?

80. Because the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have been separated, the Cowherd and his cow are getting along, so the Chinese Valentine's Day cannot be celebrated. Please tell each other!

81. It is recommended that everyone try to go to bed early and get up early, do not play online games, do not eat midnight snacks, and develop good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

82. Maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful than me, a girl who is more gentle, a girl who loves you more, but they will definitely not be able to eat, sleep or be angry like me. people.

83. I sincerely advise everyone not to eat genetically modified foods. My child’s genes did not match mine during a paternity test. This is because my child’s genes have been changed by eating genetically modified foods. My wife told me this. of!