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Composition: Fat Aunt
Sun Chao and I arrived first, waiting for our classmates. At this moment, a fat aunt in her fifties came along. She dresses very well and can tell at a glance that she is rich. Especially the gold necklace around her neck, the big earrings on her ears and the diamond ring on her hand, which sparkled in the sun, were very dazzling.
I saw this fat aunt with a bamboo basket slung over her left arm. She seems to be going to the farmer's market to buy food. There is a plastic bag in his right hand, which contains some fat and big bananas. She peeled, peeled and ate as she walked. As those big bananas were wiped out by her one by one, the golden banana skin was mercilessly thrown on the road behind her.
At this time, two little boys came over and said politely to the fat aunt, "Aunt, throw the banana peel into the trash can by the roadside!" " "Unexpectedly, the fat aunt not only didn't realize her mistake, but got angry with the two children:" Smelly boy! "What do you care? I have crossed more bridges than you, so you don't need to teach me. Get out, or I'll kick your ass! " Say that finish, she waved the chubby fist in front of the two children. The two children turned and ran away in fear. Fat aunt smiled smugly, turned and twisted her big fat ass and walked to the farmer's market.
In less than 10 minutes, Aunt Fat walked out of the farmers' market. Her bamboo basket is full of eggs; There are fish, meat, fruit and vegetables in several plastic bags in my hand. She swaggered along, humming a ditty, and her face showed a very happy expression. At this time, a garbage truck came from behind, sounding its horn, and she hurried away. Because she dodged too fast, her foot slipped and she was thrown upside down. The basket in my hand fell down, all the eggs were broken, and the egg white and yolk flowed all over the floor. There are egg whites and yolks all over my aunt's body and hands. Fruits and vegetables rolled onto the road, and even the newly bought live fish jumped around my aunt. ...
People gathered around my aunt, and some people were helping her pick up fruits and vegetables all over the floor. Several classmates and I also ran to help her pick up the fish that was still dying. Aunt stood up shyly, but she was slipped by the banana skin under her feet. Suddenly, she swore: "That wicked thing left a banana peel here, which caused me to end up like this." What the fuck! "
At this moment, a little girl came up from her mother's vegetable stall and said, "Aunt, you just threw that banana peel away!" " ! And you ran away from two little brothers. "Listen to the little girl, fat aunt's face turned red. As if ashamed, she quickly picked up the fallen fruits and vegetables, lifted the broken bamboo basket and left in a hurry.
Behind her, people left laughter.
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