Sand sculpture to the extreme sentence, hit the nail on the head funny golden sentence (45 sentences)

2, reading is risky, and enrollment needs to be cautious.

I miss you very much, but I didn't show any signs.

I thought you were warmer than the sun.

A person can live without money, but he can't live without dignity.

6, claiming that the baby is not a nerve or a giant baby.

7. You don't love me, I don't love you, I am narcissistic.

Only those who are used to me are qualified to take care of me.

9, I can tolerate, but don't exceed my bottom line.

10, Jun asked about the return date, braised chicken with braised eggplant and oil.

1 1. It is my pleasure to love you, and it is my right not to love you.

12, any beauty praised by people has traces of PS.

13, human beings are not sages, but can change without making mistakes.

14, I know a group of social youths, but they are not bad.

15, I gave you my heart. What right do you have not to love me?

16, breasts are really big, and all kinds of smelly men add me.

17, waiting for a gust of wind, waiting for a shower, waiting for a unique you.

18, even if the door is welded, it won't get down. Who gets off and sleeps with ten dogs?

19. When I met you, all the green hats fell on my head.

20. Don't say how much you love me. If you say so, pigs will laugh.

2 1, always say that the mouth is hard, and you don't know how soft it is until you taste it.

22. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

Don't forget that there is still a long time ahead. Anyway, I can make you regret rejecting me.

24. It's mine. Cherish it with my life. It's not mine. Go out and throw it to the dog.

25. I finally failed myself, because I found myself fat again.

After yesterday, I couldn't come back because of a stiff neck.

27. Don't you dare climb up my window and sing uneasy. I will sing the onion song with you.

28. I'm a little sweet and cute, and I like you very much.

29. When you look up at me, do you think I will still look at you?

30, seduce my man, I just regard you as an old bitch in spring.

3 1, I have never forgotten you, but I can't remember what kind of face you have.

32. If the cup is broken, water will spill. I don't love you anymore. You are nothing.

33. Men and women quarrel. Men are like pistols and women are like machine guns.

34. What does a big face matter? It's just beauty, and greater beauty is clearer.

35. The bloody flight is only the beginning, and the soul is scattered is the real drama.

36. I want to call your name every time I come home at night and hear a dog barking by the roadside.

37. Sometimes you feel like an idiot. Don't lose heart, at least you feel right.

38. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult it is to take risks, you should also regard yourself as a two-faced person.

39. I never surrender. Although I fell like this, no one came to help me. I stood beautifully.

40. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

4 1, I often remind myself that I must be mature, but people who rob me of snacks must still be killed.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

I always regard you as my best friend, so please tell me if you have no money, and I will teach you how to live a hard life.

45. Not many people know me, not many people remember me and not many people understand me. Why should I smile at everyone?