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Talking about wine
3. The Big Bang said: I like taking pictures and drinking. I will like it better if you are willing to accompany me.
Do you know the difference between drinking water and drinking? The hotter the wine, the colder the water.
In a few years, I will live with you in a sparsely populated town at the foot of the mountain. Climb to the top of the high mountain in the morning and go down to the market to buy vegetables and fruits. Cook and clean. Read in the afternoon. Drink and chat under the apricot tree at night until the moonlight is cool. In my dream, I went to the empty valley, where Pteris pteridoptera was flourishing and birds were singing clearly. I slept under the tree together. When I wake up, I am still young, and you are not old. -Annie, baby
6. Storytellers only drink and don't go with others.
7. [I have a group of girlfriends who drink, smoke and fight, but that doesn't mean they are not good]
8. I drink, walk and chat in the bottomless darkness by the sea. I owe you everything.
9. Watch your mouth. Don't talk about yourself, let alone others. Talking about yourself is often arrogant and hypocritical, and you lose yourself in name. Talking about others is often entangled in trivial right and wrong. Drinking and chatting with colleagues and friends after work every day is not a good thing, because talking about colleagues and friends is often a topic. It is always bad to speak ill of people behind their backs, especially their shortcomings, which will degrade your personality.
10, it is my nature to pick up girls, smoking is my character, and drinking is our nature!
1 1. Since you choose to leave, live a good life, smoke less and drink less, don't get sick, and don't come to me.
12, do you know what we are like? You said we were like two people drinking, I had a drink, and then you were free.
13, two colleagues got drunk after drinking. One of them dragged his tongue and said, what I see now is double-decker. The other man quickly took out a 10 dollar bill from his pocket and said, here is my 20 dollars.
14, boys who don't allow you to drink.
15. When I was a child, I ate when I wanted, slept when I wanted, spoiled and kicked when I was unhappy, ate when I was hungry when I grew up, slept when I was sleepy, and drank to relieve boredom when I was unhappy. Friend, don't make yourself too tired. Get up early and go to bed early every day, and my friends will always contact me. Don't bear anything alone, look forward optimistically!
16, love is like two people drinking, I drink, you are free. The more people drink, the more painful they will be in the end.
17, I am not beautiful enough, but I am clean. I always smile, but I am happy. I seldom get tattoos, have no lovers, don't expect to smoke occasionally, cry and get drunk when drinking.
り, no fighting, no drinking, no smoking, which you promised me before.
19, the highest level of drinking is that I know who you are and you don't know who I am.
20. What's the difference between a celebrity and a mortal? Celebrities used cultural relics, while mortals used waste; Celebrities are eloquent and mortals are sophistry; Celebrities greet people, are approachable, and mortals are buttering up others. Celebrities don't dress neatly, which is called artist temperament, and mortals are just rude; Celebrity drinking is called drinking, and mortal drinking is called drinking; Celebrities are called Lao Wang when they are old, but mortals can only be called Lao Wang.
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