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1. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance this time.

Those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first. . .

Love at first sight is not love, but face. . .

4. Are you handsome or not? Just get a crew cut. Whether it's a beauty or not, you'll know when you take off your makeup. . .

5. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep. . .

6. I miss you sometimes, but there are too many reasons why I can't. . .

7. There is a kind of meanness, which exaggerates the scar and forgets the pain. . .

8. Sending your girlfriend home is on the way everywhere. . .

9.QQ seems to be waiting for someone, but when it arrives, it is speechless. . .

10. Nobody wants it except you. I just don't want anyone except you. . .

1 1. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick. . .

12. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself know whether it has changed or not. . .

13. Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence. . .

14. Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine. . .

15. Bed rest is the minimum respect for holidays. . .

16. I don't say you don't understand. This is the distance. . .

17. someone put it in q, so it's not annoying to talk. It's not that they don't care, they just don't know how to bring up the past. . .

18. I won't contact you, and you won't contact me on your own initiative. . .

19. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other doesn't say anything and plays the fool to the end. . .

20. Everyone says mistress is a bitch, but they forget to weigh whether the man who was taken away really loves you. . .

2 1. I love you! In your eyes, yes, I am your stumbling block.

22 .. You have a desire for someone, which is like, you hold back your desire for someone, and that is love. . .

23. Some words and phrases are harmful, and some people will leave whether they stay or not.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake. . .

25. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, hung up Q, and left alone. Suddenly I heard the voice of QQ. What is the truth?

26. Cry when you are sad, and laugh when you grow up.

27. If a woman is a book, many women have only three pages: one is a car, one is a room, and the other is a ticket.

28. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

The fairest thing in life is that everyone will die.

The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today. . .

3 1. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to earth. . .

32. Look at the nose in the middle, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at the temperament, and no bangs look at the five senses. . . I am suitable for facial mask! ! ! !

33. You dress dangerously, but you look safe. . .

34. Look at people with time and heart, not eyes. . .

35. I fell in love, pursued, liked, happy, soon, tired, quarreled, faded and dispersed.

I won't marry a prince, but someone who treats me like a princess. . .

37. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true. ...

I feel terrible. Who can get a sentence "Where are you?" I'll be right there. "

39. Do you know that sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day …

40. Men's hands are not used to beat women, but to conquer the world!

4 1. A woman asks a man: Do you love me? Man: Love! Woman: Then you say that I am everything to you! M: Yes! You are my concubine! ! !

42. I have always envied my boyfriend having the best girlfriend in the world. . .

43. I don't hate you, but I can't see anything I like from you!

44. You say you love me, so what do you say you love me? You say you love each other, then I'll give you a hair and get out ~!

45. Who says being short is bad? Don't talk to me with your head down if you dare!

46. You are smart enough to know that you are still human.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

48. Death is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you dare not die.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

50. I can't play chess, calligraphy or painting, and I'm tired of washing and cooking.

5 1. The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

52. Wandering the streets and asking about the whereabouts of happiness ~

53. Money makes many people who don't love each other sleep together.

54. Today, someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day. I said, skip it.

55. How many people are perfunctory "not me"?

56. Sometimes you pretend you don't want it because you can't get it. .

57. I love you How many times have I told you? How many people have I changed?

58. Have you ever read everything others say but never commented?

59. As soon as you fall in love, your wife's wife's. How many people are responsible? !

He said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you.

6 1. Do you believe that someone will carefully read every status of you, including every reply below, but don't say a word?

62. Sorry, I can't see what you want.

63. Sometimes, I ignore you to make you pay attention to my existence.

64. A man will never refuse any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman.

65. Life is half a memory and half a continuation. "

66. Women love to wear makeup, while men love to lie. Women wear makeup to deceive men's eyes. Men lie to women.

67. Someone who has a crush on me. How can you be so calm?

1. Friends are like RMB, which is true and false.

There are three kinds of friends in life: a lifetime, a cup and a quilt. When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make new friends.

I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.

Good sister, I don't care if you betray me. My reward is to see you clearly. ...

6. Some friends once had nothing to say, but now they have nothing to say.

7. Some people, after seeing it clearly, look down upon it.

8. I suddenly found that many good friends lost contact unconsciously.

9. Eat a candy when you are sad and tell yourself that life is sweet!

10. When you are upset, remember three sentences: 1, forget it. 2. it doesn't matter. 3. It will pass.

1 1. I finally understand that when you do it right, no one will remember; When you do something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

12. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable. The difference between "love" and "like" is simple. If you love a flower, water it. If you like it, pick it!

13. Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who is worth you.

14. One word "oh" broke all the topics I wanted to say.

15. Thank you for being so busy and hurting me in person.

16. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know many people.

17. When chatting, did you quietly delete your typing because you saw the other person's "typing …" and wait quietly? ...

18. I really should be happy for you when I see someone who likes you so much, but I can't laugh, because that position used to be mine. . .

19. We have a lot to say in the buckle, but we can't say a word when we meet, just like strangers. . .

I don't want to delete you, I just want to see how you write your feelings for that woman. . .

2 1. Have you ever regretted my persistence for a moment? . .

22. If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion. . .

23. I don't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know if I am important in your heart.

24. A good man has a losing mentality when quarreling with his wife. ...

25. Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

26. How much truth does a simple "hehe" cover?

27. I refused so many ambiguities just for your uncertain future. . .

28. How many people post QQ signatures or QQ chats just to show people?

29. When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers. ...

30. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

3 1. Don't expose the wound to others easily, because others are busy, but they are hurting themselves.

Don't judge a person's past without experiencing what others have experienced!

33. No matter how vigorous a couple is, they can't compare with ordinary parents.

34. People who are bad to their parents. What qualifications do you have to live? . .

35. Sometimes I feel inexplicably annoyed, but I can't tell you why. ...

36. Laughter tears more than anyone else.

There is no need to argue with your girlfriend. She was wrong. If you let her go, she will appreciate you. In fact, she knows that she is unreasonable.

38. Don't give me the tenderness of being hot and cold, I'm afraid of catching a cold.

39. Being sad is your own experience, and being sad is a heart. . .

40. I care about you rather than, I owe you!

4 1. Day after day, just like copying. . .

What I envy is not the young couple, but the old couple who helped me. . .

43. In this world, there will always be more people watching your jokes than those who care about you. . .

44. Time may not give birth to love, but it will definitely see people's hearts. . .

45. It will be dark, people will change, three points of affection, seven points of deception, the road is still very long, don't be too crazy, you may not know who will be brilliant in the future.