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Tell me why you don't like going to the park.
I used to like to go to the park for dating, because going to the park saved money, and going to tea shops and coffee shops was expensive. At that time, the student dogs didn't love much money at all, and they talked in secret, and they didn't dare to reimburse their families at all! So I went to the park for a date, and the scenery was actually good, so I wanted to kiss and hug or something.
It's normal for young people to do this, because he is very warm-blooded, right? But many old people and middle-aged aunts walked in the park and saw several of us cuddling on the bench, and they looked disgusted! It's really embarrassing. Can you imagine secretly opening your eyes when kissing, and what you see is not the intoxication of the other party, but the disgust and spit of the aunt? I heard an aunt tell an uncle that young people nowadays are shameless. If their children do this, they will be killed. ...
Oh, when I heard that, my heart was really uncomfortable. After that, I don't like dating in the park anymore! I can't afford to lose that face.
Second: dirty.
I think there are many people in the park, but not many people with quality. Many people throw bottles, cans, greasy bags, apple cores and other rubbish on the lawn. Even if there is only a little distance from the trash can, some people are too lazy to throw it away. It fouled the whole lawn. Sometimes I want to sit on the lawn when I go to the park, but I don't have the courage because I don't know if anyone will pee there.
The public toilets in our park are also dirty. Some people don't flush, or some people throw sanitary napkins into the toilet to block them, or menstrual blood drops on the ground ... anyway, it's disgusting. I'd rather go out and find a place to go to the toilet, because I'm afraid of accidentally stepping on shit. Even if I don't step on it, I can't pee in that environment
Third: boredom.
Don't you think going to the park is really boring? There is nothing to play, so we have to stop and look at the scenery, but there is nothing in the scenery, just a few trees, then some small lawns, then a bridge and a lake. Anyway, the park here is like this. There is nothing else to see and play.
In the park, I only saw the old people exercising and running. It seems that young people don't go to parks very much, and there are no sports facilities. It's just a form of exercise. ...
For a lazy person like me, it is impossible for me to walk around in the park, and there is nothing interesting, so I definitely don't like it.
I haven't been to the park for a long time. I don't like it. I don't feel as comfortable as staying at home and blowing air conditioning. Going to the park is boring. No privacy, poor hygiene.
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