Chasing the classic connotation jokes

"Duanzi" was originally an artistic term in cross talk, which refers to a paragraph or an artistic content in cross talk works. With the frequent use of the word "Duan Zi", its connotation has quietly changed, and people unconsciously and subjectively integrated it into some unique connotations. The following is a classic connotation paragraph I compiled, I hope it will help you.

A man often puts leftovers in the refrigerator and eats them the next time without heating. Her girlfriend is worried that eating like this is not good for your health.

At this moment, he just smiled: Hehe, nothing, I just like rice ice.

2. "Invite you to dinner at night."

"No, I eat at home, thanks." This is a quiet girl;

"Invite you to dinner in the evening."

"No, I'm losing weight. Maybe next time." This is a lively girl;

"Invite you to dinner in the evening."

"no, I'm not hungry ... well, where are you going to eat?" This is eating goods.

I have something to say. If you don't do housework, that woman can only say that you are lazy.

But if you do all the housework, you will become "stupid", "stupid", "in the way", "the more you help, the more busy you are", "you can't be so simple", "you can't drag your feet cleanly" and "you will quit if you are narrow-minded".

4. Woman: "Is there a moment when you feel that it would be great if you could go on like this ..."

Man: "Yes, when the ATM pays."

When I finished eating a 5 kg watermelon and didn't wait for my reply, I felt that it wasn't that you didn't like me enough, but that the watermelon was not big enough.

A girl came to the noodle restaurant and said, "Give me a roll of noodles, a small bowl, some bean sprouts, cucumbers, gluten, and some noodles ..."

The boss said grumpily, "Girl, what should we put down?"

The girl thought for a moment and said, "Put less salt. I don't like it too salty. "

boss ...

2, blind date, the woman asked me: "Then tell me about your situation? Get married and have children? "

Me: "I was married. No children, but my wife has died and drowned. "

She whispered, "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Did it happen recently? "

I replied, "Yes. You see, my sleeves are not dry yet. "

3. A: "Every time I see you, I think of a song."

B: "What song?"

Answer: "Yan Weiwen's song, ah, this man is a mother ..."

B: "damn, it would be better if he were a boy!" "

The third paragraph of the classic connotation 1, male: "Well, I was wrong, don't be angry, okay?"

Woman: "If you can make mistakes, I can't be angry?"

I played a little joke with my female colleague, and she scolded me to death.

I smiled: "No wonder no one dares to marry you!" " "

She said angrily, "If you don't marry me, why can't I scold you?"

I ...

3. I chatted with my best friend, and she boasted, "I have many advantages that girls don't have!"

I gave her an oblique look and said faintly, "Is it manly?"

Best friend ...

I gave my cousin a pen name in early summer. At first, she was happy from ear to ear.

However, since she made a boyfriend, her attitude towards me has taken a sharp turn: look what you gave me! When it comes to the crunch, my boyfriend always complains,' Summer, why don't you call it spring?'

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