A complete collection of funny stories

1. Ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother says I'm not fit to study.

When I hate someone, if that person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all, because I can't hate a person with vision.

You don't love me at all, you just have a crush on my expression pack.

The girl I secretly love is sitting in my front row. I didn't know whether the teacher was convulsing or not that day, and I began to talk about how to prescribe medicine to make my husband die suddenly for unknown reasons. Eat for six months, 1 year,1year. Seeing her taking notes carefully, I made up my mind to be good friends with her.

In winter, every time your feet reach a new place under the covers, it is an adventure.

6. I bought a mobile phone online a few days ago, and the store said it was absolutely genuine, and I lost six for one fake. I received a parcel today with seven mobile phones in it. ...

7. I just had a cup of Starbucks and forgot to take pictures. Damn it, I drank for nothing!

8. Primary school loves to sleep. Once the Chinese teacher assigned homework and wrote an essay entitled "If I were a spider". I asked my classmates after class and racked my brains at home at night to write a sensational "If I were a pig".

9. What are you dragging? If I had hit you, you would have died!

10. It was good in ancient times. If you are under too much pressure, you will become a demon, a god and a demon. But in modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become a mental derangement. ...

1 1. To be honest, I really envy your skin. Why is it so thick?

12. Last night, junior high school classmates got together. After entering the box, I found that I couldn't name them. I can't help feeling that everyone has changed too much. I drank as soon as I sat down. When I finished writing, I came out and answered a phone call, only to find out that I was lying! Wrong box!

13. If you can't be your wife in the future, be your wife's nightmare.

14. Some boys don't even know a girl's character and personality. Just look at a photo and say whether you like it or not. It's called buying food.

15. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I got a "rogue" in this life!

16. Don't look at so many girls in high spirits, playing frog travel games happily. Being so affectionate to my son all day long, I really want to put a frog in front of them in real life, and even dare not touch my son's head.

17. The girl who secretly loved in the company last week never came to work again. I thought she had resigned, so sad. She came to work today, very happy, and brought us wedding candy.

18. Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, it can be summarized in five words: I will pick a girlfriend!

19. Since the holiday, my roommates have not heard from me, sent messages and chatted in the group. I am as worried about them as farmers are about losing their pigs.

20. I'm not bragging. It's basically useless to call me if you have anything during the winter vacation, but you asked if you want to have dinner together. It's awesome, and our story begins.

2 1. There is a kind of sadness. This math problem is beyond my Chinese understanding.

22. There is good news and bad news. The good news is that the small belly is gone, and the bad news is that the small belly has become a big belly.

23. I will be great if others are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I'll eat everything.

24. At dinner yesterday, my father suddenly looked up and said to me: I planted a piece of land for you today ... Suddenly I had a meal, and an idea that had been brewing for a long time suddenly popped up; I knew I was actually an invisible rich second generation! I used to be poor at home to sharpen me! The time is finally ripe! They finally let me show my talents! When I glanced at the Dow Jones index reported on TV, my mind flashed with knowledge of economics and the general direction of investment was clear to me. So I fought back my inner excitement and asked in a calm and casual tone, "Oh, which land?" "SF Express" ...