The funniest thing is to talk about comments.

1, after reading what you said, my hands trembled slightly in shock, and even a few drops of urine shook out. My lips trembled for a long time and I couldn't wake up from the shock. I can't calm down anymore. I reached out and wiped my tears, and my trembling lips spit out three words: "well written!" "

2. Everything is finished, and the child is finished. I arranged for her to stay in the hotel. As a brother, I did everything. She is in a bad mood now, so she has time to see her. After all, she is your woman. You don't answer the phone, you don't reply to text messages, so I can only leave a message here. You should take care.

It is said that liking a course begins with liking the teacher. After a semester, my English has improved obviously ... but what if she is pregnant now?

4, chickens lay eggs, chickens also shit, but you must only eat eggs, not eat shit, so for chickens, and so for people. Every excellent person can lay eggs and shit. For example, he is good at starting a company, and you can buy his shares to make money. As for his nonsense, you don't have to learn. The most important thing for you is to eat more eggs, ignore chicken excrement, absorb nutrients and keep fit. Many people don't eat eggs and pursue bullshit all day. Can eating shit make you stronger?

After reading what you said, I turned off my mobile phone, smoked a cigarette seriously, then went to the balcony to get a bottle of Tsingtao beer, drank two mouthfuls, and went to the window to watch the drizzle outside. At this time, I couldn't control my emotions and shouted at the sky: What is written here? You have to say something big!

6. Song Jiang, Lu Junyi, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Guan Sheng, Lin Chong, Qin Ming, Hu, Huarong Road, Chai Jin, Zhu Tong, Lu, Dong Ping, Yang Zhi, Xu Ning, Dai Zong, Liu Tang, Li Yi, Shi Jin, Mu Hong, Lei Heng and Li Jun.

7. I am a straightforward person, and my thinking logic may be relatively simple. It is often inappropriate to speak. If you're offended, come and fucking hit me!

8. I have already asked what you asked me to ask for you last time. Failure to erect may be caused by excessive masturbation. Excessive masturbation can easily lead to inflammation of the prostate, leading to infertility, and even impotence and premature ejaculation in severe cases. You didn't reply to my private letter before, so I replied directly.

9. After reading what you said, I can't be calm for a long time! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraphs, strange in plot and full of ups and downs.

10, first reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? It's so profound that others can't understand it? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

1 1. This is my first comment. I'm so nervous. What should I say? How many words do I have to type to show my literary talent? How about this? Will it be popular? Is it too far-fetched for me to write so well I write so abstruse, will others not understand? How can I write gracefully?

12, what do you mean handsome guys play football and handsome guys play basketball? It's all bullshit As long as you are handsome, you are handsome enough to play glass balls, and ugly golfers are like shoveling shit. I fucking see through the world! Forget it, I'll play with glass balls!

13, great! Great! . Landlord, your crown has Mitsudeki, do you know? He has a cross-training physique at a young age and is a once-in-a-century Wulin wizard! If one day I let you get through the second pulse of Ren Du, it won't fly to heaven. As the saying goes, whoever goes to hell will not go to hell, and the task of eliminating evil, punishing rape and maintaining world peace will be left to you. This Tathagata secretary is priceless. I think it's fate with you. You 10 yuan, I'll teach you.

14, I like the landlord, the article is so well written, and I know music. He is good-looking and gentle. Like water, personable, like catkins floating around in the wind, to tell the truth, I can hit ten at a time!

15. Looking at the astronomical phenomena last night, I found that one of the stars in the Big Dipper shifted southward by two centimeters, and I knew that the donor's luck had run out. Today, I saw that the donor's seal was black, his eyes were purple and he was incoherent. It seems that the donor's life will soon be over! Shi mainly wanted to save the day by climbing the Himalayas and Mount Everest and asking the primitive Buddha for a pack of "Banlangen" clothes.

16. Looking back on these three years, I have tasted the bitterness and hardships of society. From the beginning, everything? There are more than 300 thousand, from 300 thousand to 2 million, from 2 million to 8 million, from 8 million to180 thousand. I just want to tell my friends through my own experience: the higher the pixel of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken!

17, you told me here again that the foreman was looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still 20 tons of cement to be unloaded, and the foreman said that you 10 day's salary, and you won't get any money until 300 yuan comes back. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the next village came to your house to propose marriage and told you to get paid quickly and go back to marry her tomorrow.

18, can you hold the phone for me? I'm nine feet tall and I'm outstanding in appearance. There are more than 30 villas, RVs and yachts in my home, and all my servants are equipped with Lamborghini. I have a doctorate in biology and am proficient in six languages, especially Japanese. I am an engineer, and I am preparing to paste the tiles of the Great Wall! Most importantly, give me another bottle of Erguotou, and I can still blow it down!

19, in order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, put an end to social division, stabilize social order and promote existence ... lend me 200 yuan!

20. Hello, dear! I am the after-sales customer service of the sex toy store at the beginning of love. I have repeatedly contacted you and refused to reply, so before you leave a message, we have repaired the inflatable doll you sent back and sent it back to you immediately. When our logistics staff received the goods, it was terrible, and all the staff present were in tears. We can understand your anger at being single, but please don't treat her so violently in the future. After all, she is a doll.

2 1, Lang: I am the most handsome in my class. Eleven: I am the most handsome in the school. Oriental: I am the most handsome in the world. Zi Hua: I am the most handsome in the universe. Sha Qianmo: I'm not as good as you. I'm just the most handsome of us.

22. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, put an end to social division, stabilize social order and promote ... lend me 200 yuan!

23, the elderly talk about juvenile madness, cure kidney deficiency, no sugar. Golden hat mink fur, thousand riding with Kang Wang. In order to repay the satrap of the whole city, Jiuzhitang was held for 300 years. Wine, breast and gall are still in business, watermelon frost, Guangzhi. Hold the festival cloud, three gold glucose. I can bow like a full moon and look northwest, King Adi. Ten years of life and death, Heng Yuanxiang, Yang Yang. Come back to China suddenly at night and learn a foreign language, New Oriental. Care for each other without words, washing is healthier.

24. You arranged it for me. The child has miscarried, and she has just been taken out of the hospital. Found her a hotel to stay in. As a brother, I did everything. After all, she is your woman, and you are still responsible. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her. I can't help it I won't answer your phone or text you. Seeing that you are still in the mood to talk, I can only leave a message here. That's all, mind your own business!

25. Why didn't you show up for a long time? Why are condoms often stolen from trash cans? Why is the underwear in the women's bathroom of the nursing home leaked by the black hand? Why do thousands of donkeys scream at midnight? Who did the serial rape of pigs? Is it a person or a ghost who knocks at the door every night? What is hidden behind the unexpected pregnancy of hundreds of mummies? Is it the distortion of human nature or moral decay behind all this?

26. Fuck! (Although this comment is only 1, its grammar is rigorous, its words are neat, its structure is ingenious and catchy. It can be said that it is concise, which shows that the narrator's solid writing skills, clever writing style and terrible creativity are really admirable, and it is really the finishing touch and exclamation point. )

27. As a woman, you should be like Hu Yifei, with Barbie in appearance, Transformers in action, hooligans in thought and Dong Fangbubai in study.

28, all are schoolmasters, all are local tyrants, all are beautiful girls, all are handsome guys, all are cute, all are thin, I still live a wool, see you in the world!

29. I envy seeing you talk every day. You are good-looking, you use smart phones, you have money, you have many friends, and you talk about things that look great all day. Take anything to support my living expenses for a few months. I don't read much, and I am from the countryside. I haven't seen much of the world, so I can only watch you send it silently, praise it from time to time, and send it myself when I have time. It seems that I can pretend to know you well. Really, I'm so tired. Anyway, he urged me to give him his mobile phone back. I'm going to bed. Alas!

30. High-end atmosphere is classy, low-key luxury has connotation, bold and unrestrained foreign flavor has depth, simple and fashionable international model, low-end vulgar movement, unpretentious and unpretentious without lower limit, self-righteous green tea bitch, fierce woman outside, selling cute pouting scissors, melancholy and deep doesn't matter, proud and handsome, Leng Yan noble and grounded, fashionable and bright, small and fresh, lovely rural non-mainstream, aristocratic dynasty killed Matt.

3 1, research shows that the order of Chinese characters is not always easy to read. For example, when you read this sentence, you find that all the words are in a mess now.

32. Take care of yourself. Cover yourself with a quilt at night. When you wake up in the morning, don't suddenly sit up, which will give you a headache. Don't eat cold and spicy food, it's bad for your stomach. Look around when crossing the street, eat well, and don't just wear clothes. If you have a cold, you must take medicine. Do not stay up too late. Remember to turn down the brightness of your mobile phone when you sleep, or there will be radiation. Remember that I care about you, don't ask me who I am. Lei Feng succeeded.

33. Nowadays, women have short hair in their teens. By the age of 20, they don't know how many men they have fucked or how many husbands they have called, and they keep saying that they are * *. For this kind of woman, I just want to say: please contact me!

34. You arranged it for me. The child has miscarried, and she has just been taken out of the hospital. Found her a hotel to stay in. As a brother, I did everything. After all, she is your woman, and you are still responsible. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her. I can't help it I won't answer your phone or text you. Seeing that you are still in the mood to talk, I can only leave a message here. That's all. Mind your own business.

35. Hello! I am an attending doctor in the Mental Health Research Center of the First Hospital of Shijiazhuang City, Hebei Province, focusing on the research and treatment of brain injury! After seeing your talk, the leaders of our hospital attached great importance to your situation and sent me to help you treat your disease. I hope you can trust the doctor and cooperate with us. Mental illness can be prevented, controlled and cured. You should build up strong confidence, and we will definitely help you get out of the shadows and live a normal life.

36. No one can stop the pace of the soy sauce party. People who enter our soy sauce door can appreciate the avenue of soy sauce, the origin of soy sauce cultivation, the true nature of soy sauce, the true spirit of soy sauce and the glory of soy sauce, which is the only one in the world. Why do we soy sauce people cherish fighting? Soy sauce will win and restore supreme glory!

37. Praise, carnival, carnival, praise, praise, jump off a building, praise invincible, praise vomiting blood, praise the whole people, inexplicable praise, infinite praise, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, the strongest in history, great, great, great to the end.

38. You told me here again that the foreman was looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still 20 tons of cement to be unloaded, and the foreman said that if you don't come back, you won't get a penny of your salary 10. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid.

39, professional praise for 20 years, send something, send it once every second, and the praise you have ordered can circle the earth more than 20,000 times.

40. awesome mode is starting, please wait. 99, 9% are pretending to be awesome. An error occurred and the system crashed. Go back to teasing mode ...

4 1, xx, I already asked what you asked me to ask for you last time. Failure to erect may be caused by frequent masturbation. Excessive masturbation can easily lead to inflammation of prostate, which in turn leads to infertility, and even impotence and premature ejaculation in severe cases. You didn't reply to my private letter before, so I replied directly.

42. Honey, I'm sorry to bother you. We are really helpless to reply to you here. Your order number: E6592322425 155 The Aoi sora version of the self-inflating doll you snapped up in our store within a limited time gave us a bad review. Seriously affected the sales of small stores. I hope you can change it to praise in your busy schedule. Thank you. You couldn't get through on the phone, and Wangwang didn't reply. We have no choice but to do so. Please forgive us.

43. First comment. I'm so nervous. How can I put it? How many words do I have to type to be considered literature and art? How about this? Will it be popular? Is it too far-fetched for me to write so well Will it be so profound that others can't understand it? How can I write an elegant and unique level? Is it too fast to write so much in half an hour? I am so excited!