A coquettish and funny sentence. Dirty talk about copywriting.

1, the status quo of many people: they are urged to get married without even talking about a serious love.

2, marriage is beautiful, people who don't get married, life is gorgeous, to put it bluntly, they are just lonely people waiting to die. Marriage is different. Marriage is not a person waiting to die, but waiting for the other person to die.

3. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very similar. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick person was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

4. God will not treat spoony people ill, but will only die.

5. It's late at night. Let's talk about the topic between adults. When will you go to work tomorrow?

6. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

7. I was eating puffs and accidentally fell to the ground and squashed them. Then my mother said I couldn't eat. I said why, and she said it was because they were flat puffs.

I found a wallet on the side of the road. Just when I didn't know what to do, a little man suddenly appeared in my mind and said, find the owner and return it to the original owner. Then it dawned on me that I packed my wallet and went home, because I couldn't trust the villain.

9. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

10, I heard that playing mobile phone for 8 hours will lead to sudden death. You've been playing for 7 hours and 59 seconds. Will you die?

1 1. I heard that money is the greatest pain of mankind, so let me bear the pain!

12, confession is not necessarily a good thing, so it looks black.

13, I really need someone. It's all work to keep your mouth shut. Asking me out is to make money. If I don't work hard, the backhand is a slap, which will take me to the peak of my life!

14, I've been staying up late recently, and my liver doesn't seem to be well. Can you call me sweetheart?

15, I know someone has been waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes. Wait, I have a lot of jokes.

16. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.

17, I am a glass cleaner in a circle of friends, so I am in a circle of friends every day.

18, I used to be a very emotional person, but now I have lost my feelings, only to find that I am just a very heavy person!