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My boyfriend told me to fuck off. Tell me about it.

First, there are several obvious characteristics of old age. One is amnesia, the other is grace, and the other is inability to remember.

Second, artificial intelligence and natural stupidity cannot be compared, because we advocate pure nature.

I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

Tell me what I need. I'll tell you how to live without it.

5. Being handsome is useless. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

Six, how far is the thought, how far you roll!

Seven, the leaves leave, because of the pursuit of the wind or the tree does not retain?

Eight, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person!

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

Eleven, the world's eggs can unite to break stones? ! So be realistic.

12. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

Thirteen, in fact, there is no definite pursuit in life, and what you lack most will be what you want most. From this perspective, shameless is glorious.

What I despise most is people who despise others.

15. Older unmarried women are like the last dish when vegetable farmers close the stall. Even if it is still green, others dare to reduce the price to a minimum.

Sixteen, the so-called tolerance is a magic weapon used to trick others into forgiving your mistakes or maintaining dignity when you are in a weak position.

You can go as far as you want!

1, seven is odd, so I want you to make a double even number.

2. When smart people are at their wits' end, the method that stupid people come up with must be the most useful!

3, female history: Taobao Weibo space Taobao Weibo space ... male history: empty.

4, nothing to drink a little wine and then walk the dog.

5. Without the appearance of mistress, who will identify your nonsense love?

6. Teacher, would you dare to lecture in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

7. My future husband, don't raise a wife for others. Your future wife is still waiting for you to raise.

8. I have laughter in class.

9. People who fall into adversity may still survive, but I never have a loving home.

10. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

1 1, why are you so bear? It's not the evil old society now ~

12, I also called myself naive.

13, men are most afraid of being angry as beautiful women.

14, how far is your mind? Get out of here!

15, our goal: look at money and earn more.

16, Tanabata, playing pranks in the street, breaking up a couple is a couple.

17, Zi Nan 'ao, in a bad mood! With villains around, bitches are in power!

18, the test is not the result, but the signal of China Mobile.

19, hello, this is 500. Are you 250?

20. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. You can't eat if you are uncomfortable.

2 1, age is not a problem, height is not distance, weight is not pressure, and love does not need looks.

22. Never learn from others whether the person you love is good or not and whether you feel love.

Don't smile at me like a pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

24. Even though we are separated, I still think of you in my heart, and I can't delete those memories.

25. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is full of fire and smoke.

Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

27. Our Chinese teacher: Please turn to 120 yuan.

28. Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse at noon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

29, seven points rely on hard work.

30, drunk, smoked the hottest cigarette, fucked the favorite person.

3 1, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

32. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

33. Is enthusiasm right or wrong? It makes people feel that everything is romantic.

34. The flowers over there are in bloom. Why should people wait for the future?

35. At the thought of starting school, I have the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

36. There is a black forest on the right side of the left leg and the left side of the right leg! My understanding of white matter has finally reached the level of Nicholas Tse!

Actually, I don't like loneliness at all. Why do you always come to me?

38. Have you heard the story that the big pig said yes and the little pig said no?

39. You are not my poem and I am not your dream.

40, bully me, I curse you for buying noodles all your life without a fork.

4 1. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

42. Old love, even old love, is still love, but new love is always new love.

43. Youth is like mahjong. You either beat it or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women, how many institutions count, just to enjoy the present.

How far are your thoughts? Get out of here.

1,: Go as far as you want.

In fact, I have always been very popular: I was loved by everyone when I was a child, and now I am loved by a bitch.

Will you be as humane as possible when treating you as a human being?

Children regard toys as friends, while adults regard friends as toys.

5,: Are you two, or two, two is yes, no three no four.

6. What the RMB should do is to take the path of the US dollar, so that the US dollar has no way out.

Notre Dame de Paris is missing a bell ringer, so it's up to you.

8. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Without the moon, the sun will still shine Without the sun, the moon would disappear.

10: It's not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet, but it's terrible to meet a bunch of rogue software.

1 1: Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

12: Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone something.

13: I'm not a TV, so stop staring at me.

14: Lovers make jack a Jill.

15: There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage or use money!

Tell me how far it is.

Every quarrel is because of their family. It is good for others to do the same thing, and it is right for his family to do it. I don't talk to unreasonable people. I go as far away as possible.

Tell me how far it is.

I really hope love rat stays away from my friends as far away as possible.

Second, over the years, I have been holding the attitude of letting people who don't trust him get out as much as possible. I believe in this kind of thing. Once you have doubts, it is difficult to return to your original heart.

Three, fuck it! ! ! ! I just want to swear, whatever it is, as far away as possible.

Fourth, you are really blind. How far are you from today? Who do you think you are? You're blind for your own good, huh?

Life is too short to learn subtraction. Some people have one more and one less. If something bad happens, they will come to you. You've never shared anything beautiful. What do you want them to do? How far are they? .

Six, of course, some malicious garbage, please get as far away as possible, go out and turn right and jump into the sea, and have a pleasant discussion with sharks.

7. Support Jimmy and Kawaii and understand how old-fashioned, introverted, sensitive, fragile, lazy, motivated, playing fitness ball, disrespecting you and muddling along. To support them is to support yourself.

8. Memories and I don't like to talk. You are just a passer-by. You don't know how to cherish, you don't deserve happiness, you don't deserve everything, and you let me know what is heartless and rude! Let me see everything! Makes me feel very tired, very tired!

If you love me, you must love all of me. After knowing everything about me, I still choose mine. I am willing to entrust the rest of my life to you, otherwise, I will get as far away as possible. . .

10. sj is on the other side of the jelly. Remember not to slip. When I see you, I will feel the diaphragm. blr has nothing to do with me. Get as far away as possible.

There are always some people who want you to be their lifeline when they need help. When they overcome the difficulties, they will be too lazy to talk to you, and even hope that you can go as far as possible. In order to be kind to yourself, it is good to associate with people selectively and stay away from people who make you unhappy.

12. What the world lacks most is not money, but love. The world without love is cold. I am so eager for warmth that in recent years I have gone from initial disappointment to no longer extravagant hopes. Finally, I just want to live well, take every step at my feet, give myself hope and give myself a future. Please stay away and get as far away as possible.

Thirteen, the children of single-parent families argue a few words: those who think that the family is complete, the baby is rooted, the baby is red, and dislike the growth of single-parent families are incomplete and unhealthy. How far have you gone! How positive can this self-righteous arrogance bring to children? The psychological castration of your baby is no less harmful than the incomplete family of others. If the children taught have the same ideological realm as you, they will be similar to cerebral palsy in my eyes.

Fourteen, when you are trapped, someone asks you to do this and that, then this person can get as far away as possible!

Fifteen, people are shameless, and the devil takes the hindmost. Finally, I realized that if I couldn't achieve my goal, I would start to be a demon and roll as far as I could.

Seventeen, empty black all the links that should have been deleted long ago, this is my last dignity for myself. After I left this time, I thoroughly saw people's hearts. After I left last time, I sometimes feel silly and miss it. Will there be nostalgia this time? Oh, that's impossible. It is that kind of hatred and unforgivability that will always take me away from people and things I hated before, until I meet the same faint, faint indifference. Fuck, get as far away as possible. If I can, I really hope I will never meet you again.

The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth, so true and so deep. Hehe, I just want to say how far you are! I don't have time to listen to your nonsense!

19. Don't hold out too much hope for others. You treat him like a human being, and others may not treat you like a human being. Those people around me don't dislike me, so stay as far away as possible.

I have nothing to say when I meet someone who eats shit. Go away. Same as before. You have slag there. Do whatever you like. Get as far away as possible. No tears, only sweat can prove it. Running away from this place is the only thing I want to do now.

Twenty-one, drag your mother b, like 2580 thousand, who will treat you in the future! Asshole! For labor and capital, go as far as possible.

Twenty-two, this idiot, get as far away as possible, directly pull the black room, my success does not need proof of cats and dogs, and yours, it's none of my business, get out.

Twenty-three, let me give you another example. What I want here is that I hope you can understand. Sorry, my request is that you go as far as you can.

Twenty-four, the most despised man is not good for you at first, and he is getting colder and colder. Bah! I don't regret walking as far as scum like you can.

Twenty-five, don't give me fifty boards every time. Before opening the wheat, ask yourself who was the first bitch. I will do my best. I have a bad temper and like to call names.

26. I hate people who always show their faces to others. It seems that everyone in the world has to obey his wishes. If he is a little out of his mind, he begins to put on airs with a long face. In the final analysis, it takes two hands to make a sound. Don't always overestimate yourself. Nobody owes you anything, so get as far away as possible, or you will be angry about it!