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my family

My home 1 is a harbor of happiness, home is a sea of happiness, and home is warm to everyone.

I have a happy family, my mother is a tiger, and my father often says that she looks fierce like a cloth tiger, but her heart is like cotton.

My mother's job is mainly to manage everything in the shop, and make us three nutritious meals every day, except to supervise and urge me to study. Good for us. But if one day the cloth tiger is in a bad mood, it will be extremely difficult to launch a threat.

My father is an ox, with a gentle temper and a simple and honest figure. He never loses his temper. He has five workers under his command. He is a small advertising boss, who is in charge of workers' safety and installation quality all day, and works tirelessly like an old ox. My father loves my mother and me very much and is willing to do anything for us.

I am a chubby and quiet little white dragon. Besides going to school, I also do my homework. A lazy little guy, he spends his spare time on TV and extracurricular books, and seldom exercises.

This is a warm and happy family where I am not very rich.

My family 2 I have a very United "small team", where there are mothers who care about the group, fathers who are "big friends" and me who are "game experts".

Dad is chubby, and his stomach is full of not only food but also profound knowledge. He has a childlike heart and loves to play like a child. He always takes me out to play, teaches me a lot of interesting knowledge and tells me many truths and stories.

My mother is young and beautiful. She cares about me. She not only does everything at home well, but also helps me study. She also recommended many good books and movies to me. To my surprise, she knows everything. Why can't she play games?

Tell me more about me. I am a boy who loves to play and study. The motto of our school is "study hard and play hard". I often come up with interesting "games" to play with my classmates at school. I regard learning as a game and strive for the upper reaches.

My family likes traveling, my mother carefully arranges the itinerary, and my father and I explore the fun of traveling while playing. A family is like a tacit team, caring and enjoying each other.

My Family 3 Our combination is fantastic, with different hobbies, but we always get along well.

I have a fan dad. Every week when the football match is televised on TV, he will concentrate on watching the wonderful football match. As soon as the China team appeared, he began to get excited and cheered for the China team from time to time!

My mother loves beauty by nature. As long as I can remember, I found that my mother always bought new clothes, and she could be happy for a few days if she bought a satisfactory one. I can't see anyone else's clothes in the closet except my mother's. There are coats, dresses, fashionable shirts ... full of them. Colorful clothes are dazzling, everything is available, and you can also open a women's clothing store.

I like to eat many things, including sweet watermelons, bananas and crisp apples … but my favorite food is pitaya.

Peel off the skin, wow, the white flesh inside is covered with black seeds, like sesame seeds. Take a bite, sweet and delicious, full of water. But black seeds are easily embedded in teeth, and people who don't know will think that you secretly ate sesame seeds. Sometimes I deliberately put it on my teeth, taste delicious pitaya, and look at myself in the mirror to make myself laugh. Every time my mother buys fruit, she buys me a pitaya and chooses a big one. The bigger the fruit, the better it tastes. She is really my soul mate.

A family with different interests and hobbies hit it off at the dinner table, which is a veritable FMI dream combination.

My family I have a happy family. There are four people in the family, namely, father, mother, me and my brother.

dad

My father is tall, neither fat nor thin, with curved eyebrows, like two little moons, and bright and special eyes. He likes to laugh. His eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed. Dad's nose is very high, and his mouth shows white teeth when he smiles.

mother

I have a beautiful mother. She has good features and beautiful eyes. She has a red mouth on her fair face. Mother has long black and silky hair. She wears a ponytail. She has a pair of dexterous hands and helps our family wash clothes and cook. Mother smiled kindly and looked younger.

I

I am a lovely girl with short black hair, curved eyebrows and small eyes. My face is as red as a big apple. My lips are red. When I smile, I will show my white teeth.

younger brother

My brother is seven years old and is in Grade One in nine primary schools. He is a lively, cheerful and lovely boy with curved eyebrows and big eyes. His hair stood on end, and there was a talkative mouth under his nose. He looks cute.

My family. My father is a chatterbox. As long as he speaks at home, anytime and anywhere, he can't get rid of the chatterbox once he opens it. Of course, what disappoints me most is that I am often interrupted mercilessly by my mother. As soon as skateboarding entered my house, my father read: "skateboarding is good, exercise!" " Look how relaxed the children are playing. Get on the surfboard, stand up and slide. That is to work hard ... "

Mom is a "straight shooter". Although he doesn't talk much, when he opens his mouth, Ray can't move. Although his voice is not loud, it is also very penetrating. Because I was in poor health since childhood, she didn't ask me to do a lot of homework, but asked me to do more exercise after finishing my homework. As soon as the skateboard came into my house, my mother was happy: "Great, I don't believe you don't exercise! Go, son, learn skateboarding! "

At home, I am a person who "talks as if I didn't say anything", and talking never works. Every time I can't help asking my heart's request, I haven't had time to get into my parents' ears, as if I were drifting away with the necessities at home. As soon as skateboarding entered my house, I began to play: although I am not very good at many sports, I also want to play two!

My family's six neat dining tables are neatly placed with food carefully prepared by my mother. My father and I' got up as soon as we smelled the fragrance' and rushed to the table like a 100-meter sprint. Looking at the food on this table, I can't help it. Father secretly put a potato in his mouth with his hand, only to be found by his mother. Hey hey, the result can be imagined. However, when mom wasn't looking, I also secretly stuffed a piece. Look, how smart I am!

My father is a department manager. He is very busy at ordinary times, but he never forgets to take me to play during holidays. He is a 100% old urchin father, but I still want to thank him, because he has taught me a lot of new knowledge. However, he is also very strict with me in my study. So I was afraid and fell in love with my father.

My mother is a typical housewife. She took care of me wholeheartedly at home and arranged everything for me. She is also an independent and discerning mother. She will respect my decision, so I am very grateful to my mother. I love my mother!

As for me, I am a little girl who loves to play and study. I want to be friends with all people and share all my happiness and happiness!

My family I have a boastful grandmother. As his grandson, how can I say that? I feel completely different. Please listen to my euphemism for details.

Grandma's jewelry can be described as everything, with a wide variety and colorful colors. Her children's contribution became her boast capital.

Grandma, who is in her early seventies, has a strong body, hunched back, bent back, only a few wrinkles on her face and dark skin, but she is still a delicate and lovely wife.

Smelly performance 1: secretly make up

Once, everyone went to grandma's house together, and my aunt brought a lot of cosmetics. After making up, she put them on the dresser. Seeing cosmetics, grandma couldn't resist the temptation and secretly put on makeup. My grandmother was in full swing when she went to the toilet. When I met her, she painted her eyebrows, put on foundation and put on lipstick. I was as excited as Columbus discovered the new continent. I'll make my findings public at once and call on everyone to see them. Grandma was boasting in front of the mirror when we went to see it. We deliberately shouted: shame, shame, shame. Grandma suddenly panicked and quickly washed with water, suddenly turning into a big face. We laugh together.

My home 8 My vegetable garden is different from other vegetable gardens, and the dishes in it belong to my family.

Dad is a big pumpkin. Every time after dinner, dad touches his chubby belly, lies on the sofa and raises his mobile phone. Listen! "Bang, bang, bang, bang" The mobile phone makes a noisy sound. After a while, my father was still as motionless as a pumpkin, but the voice of the mobile phone was still very loud. When I walked by, I saw my father fall asleep! Oh, dad is really recognized as a "lazy pumpkin".

Tell me more about my mother! I think mom is a tomato. Once, I got a hundred points in the exam, and I told my mother the good news. My mother smiled, and a happy smile appeared on her red face, which really looked like a tomato.

Of course, my grandmother has her own characteristics. She is a big wax gourd. My grandmother's hair is as white as a melon. Knock on the wax gourd, it will give a loud laugh, and so will grandma. I smile every time I see it.

Hey! Don't forget me, I am Chinese cabbage. I put on a cabbage-like skirt in summer; I still have many green clothes. Ha! I'm really similar to cabbage!

This is my little vegetable garden. How's it going? Do you like it?

My family There are four people in my family: my father, my mother, my grandfather and me. We have a good time every day. Let me introduce my family.

Dad-a judge, he is also a "writer" at home and a "Chinese teacher" at home, but he sometimes mispronounces and writes. For example, when he and I read the source of the Yangtze River synchronously in Chinese, we read "gurgling water" as "always living in water". Later, my father looked it up in the dictionary and realized that he was wrong.

Mom-is a junior high school math teacher. She is the head teacher of the school. She gets up early every day and has a hard class. When grandpa is not at home, mom cooks at home. The food she cooks is delicious. I like to eat fried tomatoes with eggs cooked by my mother best.

Grandpa is a "retired" farmer. He has old-age insurance and gets paid every month. He helped us to buy food and cook, and the food he cooked was delicious.

I-as for me, as you all know, I am a pupil in Class Two, Grade Three, Rongan Experimental Primary School. Under the education of teacher Zhang and other teachers, I study hard and grow up happily. I want to show my Chinese homework to my father and my math homework to my mother at home.

This is my family.

My home is 10. My father is a busy man in business, my mother is a busy man in mahjong, and my grandparents hurt me the most.

Dad has a bad habit of smoking a lot every day, which often makes the family very angry. I saw my father smoking. I pretended to have a bad cough and ran out of the door, shouting "Dad, don't smoke, don't smoke". Dad will put out the cigarette at once, but he won't forget my kindness to him. He often brings me some small toys when he comes back from business trip to show his concern for me.

My grandparents love me most. Every time I buy fruit, they give me one. They often buy me favorite dishes. I sleep with my grandmother. My grandmother made me a whole quilt. Looking at her tired expression, I really want to say, "Grandma, you have worked hard." Sometimes I watch football games with great interest. Seeing her watching TV, I quickly pressed the remote control to let her watch Beijing opera. Grandma praised me as a good boy who really respected my elders.

Our family live in harmony and care for each other. I love my family.

My home is 1 1. My family has an impatient father, a gentle mother and a chronic me.

Let's start with impatient dad. He has one more thing.

Once, I had an English class at 7: 30 in the morning and my father woke me up at 6: 00. I said, "Why did you call me so early?" Class begins at half past seven! ""get dressed and wait. "Ah! What a hothead.

Besides, gentle mother. Once, I went to my mother's bedroom to get something and accidentally found a beautiful lipstick. Pick up the lipstick. I broke it. Mother saw me here and asked, "What are you doing here?" I was shocked and said, "Nothing." Mom saw the broken lipstick and said, "How did this happen?" I stammered, "I ... I broke it." Mom said, "Nothing, I'll buy a new one."

Finally, say something about slow me! Once, I was idle at home, and my father asked me to mop the floor, and I agreed. Pick up the mop and wipe it together, so that the impatient father can see it. He was very angry and said, "Give it to me, because you are so slow. When will it be finished?" He grabbed the mop and began to clean the floor.

This is my family, an impatient father, a gentle mother and a slow-witted me. Are we special?

Environmental protection in my home 12 is a hot topic now, and "green" has become a fashionable word, such as "green vegetables" and "green fruits", but you must have never heard of "green electrical appliances", right? Ha, the appliances in this house can work without electricity, saving energy and protecting the environment. Don't believe it? Please look!

As soon as you enter the room, you see that the "vacuum cleaner" is bending over and working meticulously. Even the slightest dust can't escape its "eye" After a while, the dust disappeared without a trace.

Huh? What smells so good? My mouth is watering with hunger. Oh, it turns out that the rice cooker is cooking!

After dinner, there is a "Happy Symphony" with bowls and plates in the kitchen. Their bodies were washed by the dishwasher. After the bath, the dishwasher sent them back to the bedroom to have a quiet rest.

To tell you the truth, "green household appliances" is my home-"vacuum cleaner" is my mother, "rice cooker" is my father and "dishwasher" is me!

My family 13 I have a happy family, including grandpa, grandma, dad, mom and, of course, me. Grandpa is a kind man, of medium build, with thick eyebrows and chubby face. He plays games with me every day and never loses his temper with me. Grandma is a cheerful person, of medium build, with faint eyebrows and a thin face. Grandma takes me to school every day.

It's hard, but I can always hear her hearty laughter. Dad is a strict man. He is tall and has thick eyebrows. He is very strict with me. When I did my homework, my handwriting was not neat, so my father immediately asked me to rewrite it. I respect and fear my father. Mother is an easy-going person with big bright eyes under her curved eyebrows. Although the work is hard, my mother doesn't complain when she comes back. She brings me a lot of delicious food every time she comes back. My mother takes me anywhere I want to play. "I'm out of school" came before I entered the house.

This is my cleverness and naughty. I have round eyes. I like skateboarding, badminton, slingshot and all kinds of sports. This is my happy home, a happy family.

My home is 14. There are four people in my family, including my father, my mother and my sister. Some students may say that there are obviously only three people. Where did four people come from? By the way, there is another me!

First of all, my mother, she loves to nag, and she nags endlessly whenever she has a reason. One day, when I was at school, a child wanted to change clothes with me, so I went home wearing that child's clothes. My mother started nagging when she saw other people's clothes I was wearing, and she was still so arrogant.

Secondly, my father, who works for my mother. After my mother's nagging, if I don't listen, my mother will definitely let her men fry shredded pork with bamboo whip or fire me until I give up, and sometimes they say they will break my leg or something, because I know they are scaring me, so I don't care.

The most interesting thing is my sister. She often raised her little hand and hit me when my parents beat and scolded me, which made my father laugh, and this matter passed!

This is all my possessions, isn't it interesting? One, two, three, huh? Why is there one missing? Hey, how can I forget myself?

My name is Dai Bin, and I am 13 years old. I come from a village and a family. I'm not tall, so I have a crew cut. I am a slave in my family, and I am called from time to time.

My home 15 My father likes flowers at home very much and waters them every day.

When I was in a big kindergarten class, I once played cooking at home. I brought toy bowls, knives, chopsticks, water poles, etc. Go to the balcony to cook. I picked a leaf from every pot of flowers at home and cut it with a knife. Just then, my father came to the balcony and said to me with a smile, "What are you playing?" I pointed to the small bowl. When dad saw the food inside, he was very angry and shouted, "Why are you playing with flowers and leaves?"

Look! My father likes flowers very much.

My mother is an internet addict, surfing the Internet at home every night.

My mother watches the news on the computer first, and sometimes she says, "A little boy takes care of his mother alone, and the mother of a lonely little girl likes to watch some classic movies on the computer.

Every Friday night, the sound of my mother playing computer makes it difficult for me to sleep. Once, I finally fell asleep and woke up in the middle of the night, only to hear my mother playing computer. What time is it now? I looked at my watch in the living room. Ah! It's two o'clock in the morning.

Look! My mother is a huge tennis fan.

I like reading, and I take out extra-curricular books whenever I have time. Once, I finished my homework at 7: 30 in the evening. So I picked up the extracurricular books and read them with relish. Watching, my mother came in and said, "It's ten o'clock now, and you're still reading. I thought you went to bed early! " "

See, this is the way I like reading.

Students, this is my family.