Funny mood: every month, there are always 30 days when I don't want to go to school.

1. Mathematics depends on talent for three points, hard work for seven points, and there is nothing I can do about the remaining 90 points.

2. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.

My heart is broken. It looks like dumpling stuffing.

I want to order a song "I can't learn" by JJ Lin for my math and English teacher.

5. What does the holiday mean to you? A morning I can't afford, a night I can't sleep, and a day I don't go out.

6. Summer vacation looks like Yao Ming and lives like Jing M.Guo.

7. When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

8. What is happiness? Happiness is waking up every morning to look at your watch, but you can still sleep for half an hour.

9. Small apples are popular all over the country, and the square dance aunt dances and sings: You are my small flat pan, so how to fry it doesn't stick to the pan! Instant bunker!

10. People who once didn't want to be slaves are now slaves of RMB.

1 1. classmate, why don't you do your homework? Do you have a problem with those who are used to representing the original class?

12. I am a pig if I don't turn over the books in the exam. Don't panic if you cheat, but pretend to be caught.

13. Opposite is the junior girls' dormitory. Looking at the opposite side at night, it's indecent to see the naked senior sisters moving in the dormitory in underpants! Shameless! I gnashed my teeth with my roommate's telescope all night, but I couldn't calm down for a long time.

14. The most painful thing in the world is that a good spring dream is awakened by urine.

15. As a bachelor senior, I remind you responsibly that first of all, your senior sister is ours, so don't think too much; Secondly, our junior is ours, don't grab it; Xiezuoyi.com, to some extent, you are also ours. I hope you don't refuse.

16. If you are the one, if the female guest turns off the man's light again, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the whole building!

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18. The wolf is coming! The child said it three times, but no one believed it. The teacher is coming! I said it again and again, and finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf.

19. The seven-day National Day holiday is not enough to express my love for my motherland. One month is enough.

Every month, I don't want to go to school for thirty days.

2 1. Watch Korean drama heroes! Watch the heroine of Japanese drama! What is a domestic drama? Be right back after the commercial.

My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

23. The difference between English and Japanese is that when you are kissed by a man, he may stop if you say stop, but if you say butterfly, it may be more than just kissing.

24. Why does the earth rotate? Probably because I was slapped and eaten tens of millions of years ago.

25. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

26. The mother asked her five-year-old son: If mom and dad quarreled, which side would you stand on? The child seriously thought about it and said firmly, stand by and watch!

27. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

28. I found 10 yuan on the roadside and gave it to the handsome guy of network management. The handsome boy took the money and nodded to me. I am happy to say, hurry to be a member!

I don't hate you or anything, but if you are on fire and I happen to have a glass of water, I will drink it.

30. Q: Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? A: Of course, it is important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.