Humorous sentences poking fun at the stock market

1. China stock market has made great contributions to environmental protection, and it is greening every day.

2. The best way to judge whether the message is true or false is to compare the disk. The bad above, the good below, you might as well believe it once; Even if the top is positive and the bottom is negative, it is better not to believe it.

There are two kinds of personalities in the stock market. When it goes up, it is extroverted and when it goes down, it is introverted.

I am very happy to see everyone's stock plummet in the afternoon. My stock didn't fall in the afternoon, because it fell in the morning!

Fortunately, I am smart. When you see that your stock is going to fall, unplug the network cable immediately and stop the loss decisively.

6. After four years of stock speculation, it's like studying in college for four years, paying tuition and learning nothing.

7. The stock market is a star, and the green leaves are a little red.

8. I never believe that stock trading can't make money. I entered the market for 10 thousand yuan and made a lot of money in just one month. That's awesome! How did you earn it? The recommended stock limit, someone broke his leg, and the other party paid the bill.

9. I met a new friend and heard that stock trading has become a rich man. I quietly asked him to teach me the secret.

10, Shanghai Stock Exchange! Shanghai stock market! I am Shenzhen! We suffered heavy casualties! Almost completely annihilated! How about your loss? ! Shenshi! Shenshi! I am from Shanghai! All our troops were killed! This is a recording, no need to reply! Call gem! Call gem! Gem, come in! Gem, come in! Do you still have the jewels? Do you still have the jewels?