How many humorous topics do you have when chatting with girls?

What is the best way to chat with girls? I believe this is a question that many boys want to know. Talking about topics humorously can help you win the hearts of girls. Today, Bian Xiao will talk about which topics are humorous! Girls all buy it!

What are the humorous topics when chatting with girls?

1. "I talked with the girl I like for more than ten minutes and couldn't find a topic, so I had to look at each other affectionately. What should I do? "

God replied, "women look at you affectionately, and you are still looking for a topic." It's really worse than an animal. "

2. "Boss, it's too much trouble for you to sell this thing for 1050 yuan. Why not just make up with scores? " . Seeing that you are also a happy person. "Here is 1000. Take it first and I'll pay you 24. "

God replied: the programmer's thinking, hehe!

I believe that everyone once had the idea that 65.438+300 million people each gave themselves a dollar, so they became billionaires! Uh-huh ... interrupt your fantasy. 654.38+03 billion people, each of whom will give you a piece. Even if a person gives you a piece, it takes 654.38+0 seconds, which is 65.438+0.3 billion seconds. /kloc-how many years is 0/300 million seconds? 4 1 year! Don't eat or drink, don't waste a second, it takes 4 1 year to collect money for 24 hours! Let's wash and sleep.

God replied: nothing, I can afford it. I'll take it for a year or two first!

4. The goddess said: I suddenly feel so strange.

God replied: I don't even know myself in makeup, do I?

Today, I told my wife that I gave up my seat today in the hope that someone would give it to me when I was old.

God replied: when you are old, you are still going to squeeze the bus. It is worthless!

What's the best way to chase girls?

1, initiative and boldness. The realistic social role requires men to take bold actions and take the initiative when pursuing the opposite sex. If you really like a woman, you'd better tell her directly. Of course, if you are an introverted man and a little clingy, you should also keep in mind your position in social roles, especially when you are in contact with the opposite sex. Otherwise, you may lose a good opportunity and regret it for the rest of your life. Therefore, once you have a clear goal, you must act (the method can be flexible. The purpose should be single: tell her voluntarily! )

2. Show yourself. If you have known each other for a short time and the other person knows little about you, if she really wants to know you, she will be particularly interested in your affairs. What are you thinking about? what do you want to do? How can I make you happy? These are all what the other party wants to know.

You can provide your relevant information according to each other's psychological needs. For example, what kind of sports you like and are good at, you can talk about your understanding of the sport and your ideals and ambitions; If you like and are good at writing, you can talk about some related knowledge, future plans and so on. When Kan Kan talked about it, your charm was revealed. But remember, don't brag, don't tell lies, and men who brag will be hated by women sooner or later.

Don't say shallow words. Another big mistake is that many boys "share" their feelings and ideas with girls too early in the process of getting along with them. Excellent girls are scarce, and they deserve more attention from men.

Many people don't realize it, but the fact is: excellent girls are always targeted by others. Excellent girls are "disturbed" by men many times every day. How about a week? Dozens of times, a month? Hundreds of times. We continue to believe that girls naturally associate with some boys, which shows that they must be very experienced in this field. They know what will happen next.