Humorous jokes and wise stories about mathematics

①In the playground of a university, political science professors and language professors surrounded a flagpole.

At this time, the mathematics professor came over and asked: "Gentlemen, what are you busy with?"

"We need the height of this flagpole and are discussing how to get it. ” said the political science professor.

"Look at me." The mathematics professor said, bent down and hugged the flagpole tightly and pulled it out hard. After pulling out the flagpole, he put it down on the ground, took out the tape measure and measured it, "exactly five meters and five meters." After saying that, he put the flagpole back in place and left.

"This man" the language professor looked at his leaving back and said contemptuously: "What we want is height, but he gives us length, making things messy!"

②Mathematics class superior. The math teacher said to a student: "How come you can't even subtract? For example, if you have 10 apples at home, what will be the result after you eat 4 of them?"

The student was frustrated. Said: "The result was 10 spanks."

③Mathematics teacher: "You haven't proven this geometry problem yet, how do you conclude that this angle is a right angle?"

Student: "I measured it with a right angle instrument."

④A mathematician, biologist and physicist were sitting in an outdoor cafe leisurely watching the people coming and going in the shop across the street. of.

First they saw two people walking into the store, and after a while three people came out. They expressed their opinions based on their respective majors:

Physicist : "This proves the uncertainty principle."

Biologist: "These people reproduced themselves."

Mathematician: "If another person goes into the store now, what is inside? There will be no one left.”

⑤A student asked a mathematician what the use of logic was.

The mathematician asked him: "There are two people climbing out of the chimney. One has a face full of soot and the other is clean. Which one do you think should take a bath?"

"Of course it is." The dirtiest one," the student replied.

"No. The dirty one saw the other person was clean and thought he wouldn't be dirty either. How could he take a shower?"

⑥A statistician met a statistician The mathematician asked the mathematician: "Didn't you say that if X=Y and Y=Z, then X=Z? Then you must like a girl, then you will also like the boy that girl likes."

The mathematician thought for a moment and asked: "Then it would be okay if you put your left hand into a pot of boiling water at 100 degrees and your right hand into a pot of ice water at 100 degrees! Because they are only five on average. It’s only ten degrees.”

⑦A young man and woman were sitting on the beach. The young man drew a circle and said: "My love for you, just like this circle, will never end."

The young woman also drew a circle on the beach and said: "My love for you Love never has a starting point."

⑧Dad has a lie detector. He asked his son: "What score did you get on the math test today?"

The son replied: "90 points." The lie detector went off.

The son changed his words again: "70 points." The lie detector still went off.

Dad shouted angrily: "I used to get 90 points or above in exams." At this time, the lie detector did not go off but it fell over.

⑨In a mental hospital, doctors are testing three patients. The doctor asked the first patient: "What is 3 times 2?" The first patient thought for a while and replied: "138." The doctor asked the second patient: "It's your turn, what is 3 times 2?" "Twenty-three," replied the second patient. The doctor turned to the third patient: "Okay, now it's your turn, what is 3 times 2?" "6." "Very good!" The doctor praised: "How did you calculate it?" "This is not simple. ? Just divide 138 by 23."

⑩Mathematics teachers often say to students who are distracted during class: "Attention! I'm going to..."

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One day, when he was explaining equations, he found that another classmate was not concentrating, so he slapped the table angrily and said: "Attention, I am going to change my gender (ok)! ”

The spirits of all living beings were lifted up, and dozens of pairs of eyes were staring at him with keen eyes...

The above are 10, hope you will adopt them!

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