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Very interesting and funny personality. Tell me about it.

1. Can a woman's paper like me have no weight to hold down her beauty?

2. The dream of a dream of red mansions of modern people is: paying dividends, buying a house and dreaming.

For a threesome, it is not necessary to have my teacher and someone who can help me solve the problem. One is enough.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

I like to hear people say "you have lost weight", which is the nicest thing I have ever heard.

6. I was played by mosquitoes all night when I slept, but I woke up and killed mosquitoes. I couldn't find it, but I found it was played again.

7. Acne and acne, how many acne. I haven't been cured this year, and my face has become a honeycomb.

8. Q: Why is there a moon on Bao Qingtian's forehead? Bao Zheng: I didn't know I was dark during the day.

9. The world is so beautiful, but you are so grumpy. There are so many beautiful women in the country, but you are so coquettish. A dead man.

10. For a relationship, I went to 6 cities, 7 towns, 8 trips to the countryside and N streets.

Bread superman disappeared in the street one day. Why? Because it was hungry, it ate itself.

12. The most unbearable thing about wearing flip-flops is walking, people are still there, and support is gone.

13. I have a son in the future. I want to point to the atrium of desert 1-TD. I want to tell my son that my mother used to be in charge of this area.

14. When others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.

15. Yes 1: 30! I still can't sleep! A night without men! Really lonely

16. When a mosquito bites you, do you still have the heart to beat it to death? It has your blood in it.

17. I wonder what the first person who knew that milk was drinkable did to the cow?

18. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

19. Why does mother dislike daughter-in-law and grandma likes granddaughter? {Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

20. The thought of 20xx coming and the money I still owe the bank makes me want to laugh in my dreams.

2 1. There are no ladies in the world. There are more people pretending, and there is one!

Marriage is risky, so you need to be careful when you marry me.

23. Poisonous is medicine, vulgar is people.

24. Standing on the scale, I saw the displayed figures and thought of a special literary word, which was difficult to fly. ...

25. Moderate ambiguity is good for physical and mental health.

26. You've lost weight, and I think you're getting fatter.

27. The beauty of the former lover's slope in the teaching building lies in teaching above and educating people below.

28. Try to run forward even if you are abused.

29. I'm not a playboy, I just don't know where to put my heart.

30. This guy is lazy, leaving nothing behind.

3 1. If I had Astro Boy, I would call him Tinker Bell.

32. Does everyone know one or several people who like news broadcast? Every day's life is nothing more than lying.

33. What a spicy society it would be if it were all ginger.

34. Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

35. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

The top secret of a country is where the taxpayer's money goes.

37. Living is your courage, and dying is your destiny, but I doubt if you are half dead.

38. If you hadn't seen Tianer wearing a bra in front, I really couldn't tell you right from wrong!

39. I want to buy a big bathtub to pick up girls!

40. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults.

4 1. Learn Feng Shui when you have time, and occupy a good tomb after your death, which can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death.

42. Women have a lot of eloquence, but not many figures; Men are often numbers, not money.

43. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

44. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.

45. Life is like Yico Zeng. If you go astray from the beginning, you will never run back.

46. It's time to change the notebook-the previous one took 5 minutes to boot, and the battery only lasted 3 minutes! ! !

47. The quality of the A V on the electric donkey is too poor-I downloaded one yesterday and watched it for half an hour. I don't know if it is coded …

48. Even if I am a piece of shit, I am also a piece of shit with flowers.

49. Why did you take a bath in a black vest? Oh! It's chest hair!

50. The weather is fine today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

5 1. Some people say that you are fat because you were hungry in your last life, and I will make it up to you in this life.

52. Whenever nobody talks to me, I tell myself: It doesn't matter, there is no signal.

53. School broadcast, class is over. Teacher: You have worked hard. Class is over. Students, you will suffer again.

Very interesting funny mood phrases

1. I know exactly what the world is green.

Behind every successful woman, there is a stunned man.

Everyone is someone's favorite.

I am like a fly on the window. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

5. Xiao er, come to a bowl of cow face! ! Sir, we only have Lacrimosa here.

6. Actually, I like the word "things are different" very much, because every time I think about the old things around you and me, it's still fine, but the person around you is not me.

7. I miss you when you don't reply to the message.

8. Haha, I want to live proudly.

Looking up at 9.45 degrees, the sky embedded with the golden sun is still so blue, and a touch of shallow color blue comes to mind.

10. Walk alone. Many people pass by. Familiar or unfamiliar faces. A smile. A look. Just suddenly. I miss you very much. -◇ ◆ 丶丶丶 is just a flood of ideas.

1 1. Meeting someone can be familiar, familiar or unfamiliar. When you meet a person, you can only be unfamiliar and have never seen it.

12. There is one person you always say you want to let go-shy; But I still can't help but bring it back.

13. My sky has always been a color.

14. A person ran a long way just to hear "forgive me" ... hehe.

15. If I can, I would like to "hold you and sing a song" and freeze it at this moment.

16. The little girl dreamed of finding a white horse. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong donkey from the herd. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

17. I said I was a director, so she slept with me. The next day, I said I was an animation director and she cried. ...

18. On a rainy day, a girl has an umbrella. There are three boys: the first one is holding an umbrella with a girl. "If I rain more, she will rain less." . The second one gave her umbrella in the rain. Love her is to take care of her. Without thinking, the third dropped his umbrella and took the girl's hand and rushed into the rain-if you were that girl, who would you choose? Netizen replied: Nonsense, Gao Fushuai, of course.

19. Someone met a friend in the street. When he first asked about his friend's wife, he suddenly remembered that she had passed away, so he changed his tune: "Is she still in the original cemetery?"

20. The Five Classics and Four Classics told the Three Classics and Two Aunties that their aunt was coming, and the Five Classics told the Four Classics and Three Classics that their second brother was the boss!

2 1. At my age, I just finished my studies and started my career. I can't be cool, I can't be mature, I have no background, I'm ugly, I can't make ends meet, I'm dangerous, damn it! Don't even think about it. Look in the mirror and want to give yourself two pieces of steel!

22. Being away for one day is like Sanqiu, and I miss you very much after three days.

23. One day, I took my little nephew to the temple to worship God. I am burning incense and my father is lighting candles. When my nephew saw the candle, he immediately shouted to the idol: Happy birthday to you! Best wishes for a happy birthday! Then the Taoist priest next to him collapsed ... simple children, unable to withstand harm.

In order to prove the harm of smoking to students, the teacher specially put nicotine extracted from cigarettes on the worms, and soon the worms died. The teacher then asked everyone, "Look, what does this experiment show?" The students replied with one voice: "Smoking won't grow bugs".

25. Go shopping with a sister. Talking about the lovelorn love in the last 33 days, it is logical to talk about the ex-boyfriend sister and say, "I don't know how he is now." Not with that woman. "I look into the distance. He said indifferently, "How can I bear to watch them break up ... I want to watch them get married, quarrel, cold war, mistress, domestic violence, infertility ..."

On the bus, a handsome boy stepped on the foot of a beautiful girl in front. The beautiful girl glared back and said angrily, "What are you doing?" The handsome boy's eyes glazed over at once, and he was tongue-tied. Finally, he replied, "Oh, I want to see you." Interesting journal

27. Aren't you afraid of your boyfriend fooling around abroad? "He has DOTA." "Aren't you afraid that he will be empty, lonely and cold if you leave him for a long time?" He has DOTA. "You can't comfort him if he is in a bad mood!" How to solve it! "He has DOTA." If you had a mistress, how would you solve it? "Little Three is always there, that is, DOTA." Will his heart go bad? "No, he is very busy. He wants DOTA! "

28. In the mid-term exam, the teacher only gave an application question: What is courage? There are only five words in the paper handed in by a classmate: this is courage! Teacher: "Come here, Little Rabbit. I have two questions for you. After answering the first question, you don't have to answer the second one. " Teacher: "How many hairs do you have?" Classmate: "123,601." Teacher: "How do you know?" Classmate: "There is no need to answer this question."

29. When you send flowers to busy girls, ugly men are studying; When you are busy running errands for girls, ugly men are studying; When you first went out for the night, the ugly man was studying; When you change girlfriends frequently, the ugly man is still working hard! The ugly man thinks simply: since you have married my future wife, don't blame me for marrying your daughter in the future.

My girlfriend broke up with me last week, and I still don't understand why. She asked me how many girlfriends I had. I said counting her three, the first one was nothing special, quite ordinary, and the second one was a little literary … then she slapped me and broke up with me …

3 1. There was the music of Swan Lake in the car, and I explained it to my 6-year-old daughter on a whim. My daughter had never heard this story, so I simplified it and said, "A swan turned into a beautiful woman and married a prince ..." My daughter was worried and said, "The prince asked her to have children. What if she lays eggs? "

32. I lost yesterday and won't wash it back tomorrow. Sorry, it's four bars and three bars. I lost yesterday. I'm sorry.

33. Brother smiled and kept the D key.

34. When you enter my lovesick door, you will know that I am lovesick. It is difficult to bear acacia fruit, but leave acacia trees.

35. Close my eyes and I see my future.

Very interesting. Tell me about Daquan.

1. Invest in health-know how to take care of yourself.

2. Be a guest at the home of ethnic compatriots or foreigners.

3. Experience a military life-strengthen self-discipline and sense of responsibility.

4. Take advantage of opportunities to absorb the nutrition of knowledge. Quotations from Weibo

5. Change your job at least once-dare to change the status quo.

6. Take part in a physical or intellectual competition-the winner wins first.

7. Contribute and publish an article in your favorite newspaper.

8. Look at the world from another angle.

9. Learn to cook some special dishes.

10. Find your own entertainment and fitness methods.

1 1. Keep a happy smile-don't let trouble come to your world.

12. Start a business, whether it is successful or not.

13. Imagine the last moment of life-experience life and death.

14. At the end of each year, check your behavior in the past year.

15. Write a will and donate useful organs after death.

16. Choose a career you love.

17. Start with small things in daily life and be an environmentalist.

Talk to strangers.

19. Express your gratitude.

20. Have a "daydream".

2 1. Take a lifetime to remember a lesson or a useful suggestion.

22. Selling goods by hand.

23. Find true friendship.

24. Ask for a life coach.

25. Experience another life-live in the country for a few days and enjoy the rural scenery.

26. Plant a tree for yourself-let life continue on the tree.

27. Looking for lost childlike innocence.

28. Challenge your limits.

29. Review history on the Great Wall.

30. I was deeply and passionately in love once.

3 1. Travel alone-really enjoy being alone.

32. Take part in parades and carnivals-feel the passion and wildness.

33. Meet a celebrity you admire in your heart.

34. Use 2 1 day to break a bad habit.

35. Go to the construction site and other places to live with ordinary workers for one day.

36. Read 15 minutes every day.

37. Spend some time with your family every day.

38. Cultivate a personal hobby.

39. Learn a musical instrument.

40. Observe all kinds of sentient beings and taste the joy of life.

4 1. I often go home to see my parents.

42. Let's drink to the past-attend a class reunion.

43. Travel to your favorite place.

44. Live for a period of time with your own skills in a strange environment.

45. Keep a happy marriage.

46. Massage and rub your parents.

47. Sleeping alone in a deserted field.

48. Go to Tiananmen Square to watch the flag-raising ceremony.

49. Respect your opponent.

50. Steal half a day-slow down the pace of life.

Very interesting and funny quotations