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On a hot and irritable afternoon, I want to soak myself in a bottle.

First, when you hold my hand tightly, at that moment, I decided to only recognize you as my favorite person in my life.

Second, we have had enough of hurt and fear. I know it's no use being sad. How to live a good life is the most important thing.

Third, since you are afraid of getting hurt, why do you still love!

Fourth, I am like this. I don't cry or make trouble. I'd rather be a child than suffer too much.

When I was buried in the fire, you watched the fire on the other side but didn't save me.

6. When I am laughing mercilessly, does anyone know that I am in the most pain at the moment?

Seven, I know I missed a lot, and I am always sad alone.

My heart is deeply infatuated with you, and I don't regret it. I have blurred my life and pinned it on hopeless acacia.

I once thought I was crazy, but now I have forgotten.

Ten, the most painful thing in the world is not how to choose, but no choice.

Eleven, some wounds, no matter how long, it hurts when touched.

Remember those dogs who look down on you, and wait until you are strong to see who is weak.

Thirteen, the love that I thought before is now just a habit.

Fourteen, I am still waiting for you, those little happiness, I am serious, you are free.

Fifteen, life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important mood?

Sixteen, hot and irritable afternoon, I want to soak myself in a bottle.

Dear, let's get married in Ireland in the future, where divorce is illegal.

Eighteen, too many people enter enthusiastically and blindly, and too many people leave restlessly.

Nineteen, some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.

Twenty, don't want to talk after being angry, like a person.

The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof you use to shelter from the rain.

Twenty-two, the original is can't stand the test of time.

Twenty-three, nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

I'm not angry or hurt, but I feel very tired.

If you fail those who love you deeply, you will meet those who hurt you the most.

At the age of 26, his eyes filled with tears and merged into a river.

Twenty-seven, heartbroken to leave, turn around and wait in the original desolation.

Love is like an hourglass. The heart is full and the brain is empty.

The thing I regret most in my life is that I didn't slap you at the moment of breaking up and then dumped my head.

I don't want to travel around the world, I just want to find you. Do it.

3 1. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it gives you the space to choose your friends.

Thirty-two, you are so good-tempered, you will get angry. How willful I am.

I said I'd change it for you, but you didn't give me time.

Thirty-four, I cry, quietly crying. None of this is an illusion.

35. Keep a visible wound and think of an invisible person.

Do you want me to die before you believe that I love you?

Thirty-seven, life is easier to live in constant forgetting.

38. Mourning has become all my homework for a day, and self-mockery has become a habit.

Peace of mind is always the most beautiful. People only have this life, and accidents happen every day.

Forty, I am not a strong person, but I know I must be strong when I should be strong.

Forty-one, I didn't know how painful my heart was until the tears stayed.

Forty-two, after losing heart again, I realized the value and significance I had been expecting.

43. When I become more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

44. I always thought I was selfish, but I was always stupid.

Forty-five, some things, some people, you can only pretend to understand.

No one can pretend to be him, because he is the only one in my heart.

The happiest thing in the world is that someone makes you laugh when you want to cry.

Forty-eight, sleepless nights drift by slowly, and nothing hinders the heart of missing.

Be good to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.

Please don't say those three words to me. You don't deserve them.

5 1. Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care. What should I do?

Fifty-two years later, I think I still haven't forgotten him, and sometimes tears still flow.

Unconsciously, I suddenly have a feeling that I can't love, not love.

You are like a bat, sucking up my youth and letting me grow old with you.

55. Your happiness can't be given to anyone except me.

56. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. It doesn't take effort to really forget him.

Please don't bother me when I miss him. I really want to give him up.

Fifty-eight, I have too much to say, but I always lack the courage to speak.

I love you, and I am willing to give up everything, including you, for your happiness.

Sixty, we used to be a cup of boiled water, and time made us cold.

Sixty-one, I can entertain myself alone or live a good life.

Sixty-two, knowing that it is wrong, but still stubbornly love for so long.

Sixty-three, our love is like singing half a song, off and on.

Sixty-four, if the mood can hibernate, then we won't get hurt again.

Sixty-five, I only have one heart, and I gave it to you. I have nothing to give myself.

66. Hold your head high and don't cry when you are in pain. Be strong.

Sunshine, give me the power to smile, just like the power you gave me.

Sixty-eight, I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that I was injured.

I shouldn't make you angry and hate my bad temper.

Girl, when nobody loves you, you must live like a man.

Seventy-one, I love you, and I am willing to give up everything, including you, for your pleasure.

Seventy-two, life is not perfect, personality is emotion.

Seventy-three, shorty, you don't have to grow taller, I will bend over.

Seventy-four, loneliness is not that the person to wait has not come yet, but that this person has gone out from the heart.

Seventy-five, I will cherish everyone around me until I am old.

Seventy-six, when the equator retains snowflakes and tears melt away the fine sand, isn't it so lonely today?

Time has diluted our feelings, but not our past.

78. I once thought I owned the whole world, but now I find that I only have the past.

Seventy-nine, a person in the corner of the world, even lonely laugh at me for being too depraved.

Eighty, empty the whole heart and only accommodate you.

Eighty-one, once promised, now I am the only one who keeps it privately.

A word of anxiety and irritability. Talk about anxiety and irritability.

1, no painting is not evaluated by others, and no one is not discussed by others. If you are silent, someone will accuse you of being very shrewd; If you are good at talking, someone will accuse you of bragging; If you praise others, someone will accuse you of ulterior motives; If you criticize yourself in good faith, some people will fly into a rage and think they are meddling.

2. The best thing in the world is that when I grow up, you are not old; I have the ability to repay you, and you are still healthy.

3. In March, when the flowers are half open, the sun does not rise, the flowers bloom and fall, and the smiles are like flowers; The sky is faint, the gray is crisp and the rain is light, the purples are numerous, the haze is empty and drunk from mortals, Qian Qian bears a red rope, the sparrows are unique in thinking, and the birds are full of dust; Tired and heavy, the stars are bright and addicted, the grass is dry and light, the snow dances freely, the rain is silent and sweet, the Jieshi cover is fragrant and fragrant, and the six branches of Qian Qian are pitied by the lack of wind.

4. People always sigh that moths put out the fire, people always ridicule the fish for taking the bait, and people always laugh at falling into the mire. But think about it carefully, is there a tragedy of this desire around our lives? No one is satisfied. Those who indulge their souls will eventually lose their true freedom! We must always be on guard against bad desires.

The sky is not always clear, and the sunshine is not always bright, so it doesn't hurt to have an emotional breakdown occasionally.

6. Counting the fleeting time, all the disasters in the past have become memories and the topic of chatting after dinner. Life is impermanent, and after that, it is calm. No matter whether you are sad or happy, you can't come back after watching time. The things that have been persistent may not be worth mentioning, and the people who have loved deeply may have become strangers. These seemingly simple truths must be experienced before they can be deeply understood.

7. Commitment is not white clouds in the sky, but carefree and elegant; Commitment is not the spray on the green wave, it is light and chic; Commitment is not duckweed on the water, it is uncertain; Commitment is not a epiphyllum in the night, it is fleeting. Commitment is like a pearl, its crystal is the price of the pain of the clam, but also the glory of the clam; Commitment is like golden grain, its fullness is the crystallization of farmers' hard work and sweat, and it is also the hope of farmers; Commitment is like honey, its sweetness is the crystallization of bees' hard work and the pride of bees; Commitment is like a meteor, its brilliance is the tragic contribution of meteorites, but also the brilliance of meteorites; Commitment is like dew at the tip of green grass in the morning, bright and short.

Only when we are apart do we know how deep our love is. Only when you lose it will you know how wonderful you are. When you are in it, you don't know how lucky you are. I regret that everything is gone. Therefore, the hardest thing to be a man is actually to understand your happiness. Because everyone can feel pain, but it is difficult to feel happiness. Ordinary happiness is the best.

9, a glass of sake, broken tonight, drunk. A wine bottle can hold a thousand glasses of wine, but it can't hold a thousand years of love. I invite you to meet with the voice of a thousand years, and listen to the sound of flowers, which will be as beautiful as epiphyllum. Sleep for a thousand years, bury all the plots related to you, and pick up petals all over the floor to be my dream bed. Tonight, I invite you to a verbal date. Do you bypass the ties between my words and go to the appointment with words? You come, I'm here.

10, life is so short, how can I waste it? A wise philosopher once said: When someone scolds me in the street, I don't even look back. I don't want to know this boring person at all! We should neither hurt others nor be influenced by other people's criticism, but should learn our skills in a down-to-earth manner according to our own wishes.

1 1, material poverty is not terrible, but psychological poverty is terrible. Poverty is often associated with poverty, and poverty is often associated with short-term ambition. Mental poverty, wealth will also become poverty, mental wealth, poverty can also be transformed into wealth. Material poverty and despair will soon destroy a person's body; Self-confidence and self-improvement, although temporary material poverty, but the good days will come soon.

It is impossible and unnecessary to please everyone. To please everyone is to offend everyone. Deliberately pleasing others will only disgust others. It is natural to be close to others, and the speculative mentality should be changed. If you have time to please, it is better to do things in a down-to-earth manner. It is always unreliable to please others, only if you work hard.

13, be kitsch, be untrue, be confident and own yourself.

14, learning to appreciate yourself means having the golden key to happiness. Appreciating yourself is not narcissism, appreciating yourself is not self-centered, appreciating yourself is not narcissism, and appreciating yourself is not complacent. Give yourself a little confidence, give yourself a little happiness and give yourself a smile. Why worry about happiness without life? !

15, a person's time is simple and quiet, forgetting the noise of the world, abandoning the trivial troubles of the world of mortals, being warm in a cup of tea, intoxicated in a flower, and comfortable in the sunshine of one meter, finding such a quiet side, using simple and elegant words, opening a flower at your fingertips, with a faint fragrance and sleeves, is light and euphemistic in your brow, and quietly blooms in a shallow summer.

16, it's not lonely to watch TV alone at home, but it's really hard to sit pale in the crowd of lovers.

If I were flying snow, you would be ice like jade. Staring at the sky when blocked, clarifying when accommodated by Jiao Ran, turning the world into a chic dream when spring comes. If you are a singer oriole, I am a lark in Long song. Stepping on the same notes and singing the same lyrics

18, women remember that if they decide to leave someone, they must act quickly and cut the gordian knot; If you decide to fall in love with someone, spend more time to see if it really suits you.

19, you said that the lamp on the other side is what you want; Later, fishing boats sang late, and misty rain hesitated. You said that the water is quiet and fragrant, and it is calm; Later, Yun Zheyue was thin and dewdrops were as clear as frost. You say chess in the window, and then spit out your heart; Later, the wind was scattered and the fog covered the hills. You said tea pretended to be angry, and you winked at Zhang Chang; Later, Diane's eyebrows grew and the spring scenery fell.

20. Who made mistakes again and again, or did I accidentally let the most beautiful moment be blown down by the wind? Maybe I am just the wind carrying dreams, and you are the cloud floating in the sky that day. Maybe you are just a drop in the cloud and a drop in the wind. Although you can meet as much as you like, there is nothing you can do.

2 1, the autumn wind is bleak, the silent moon is like a hook, and the prosperity is scattered on the branches. Wild geese fly south, the vegetation is thin, and the beautiful scenery is gone. The waning moon in Xiao Feng, alone in the West Building, makes me feel a little sad. The full moon is short, and the thousand reds have faded and cooled for several years. While singing, caress the wind, splash ink and wave sleeves, and carry clear words with songs. The body is clear and bright, the pulse is soft, and acacia is like wine.

A word of frustration and irritability. Talk about the lost mood and irritability.

1, the world is so imperfect.

2, sometimes I don't understand, just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes I don't understand, but I don't know what to do when I understand, so I keep silent.

3, people should know the blessing, cherish the blessing, and then benefit.

Then, at sunrise, he walked through the fog, alas, it was a green landscape.

If they had appeared earlier, they might not have clung to another person's finger. Or meet a little later, until two people slowly learn tolerance, understanding, kindness and compromise in their respective love experiences. Maybe when we come together, we won't give up so easily, turn around willfully and let go of love. Neither earlier nor later, that is a rare fate.

6. You either have late puberty or early menopause.

7. Look at you and hold your head high. If you don't insist, insist on another steamed bun.

8. What can I do if I delete you? Crying about what to do with you? You always think I'm not so good.

9. Only those who have also experienced boundless darkness are qualified to say, I understand you.

10, you are lucky, because you can choose to love me or not, and I can only choose to love you or love you more.

1 1, sometimes we are short-sighted and ignore our truest feelings; Sometimes we have some farsightedness, which blurs our recent happiness.

12, we often wonder how to measure love. Once, I thought it was missing, and missing was love.

13, do you think that because you say you are a virgin, I can't feel that you are a treated woman?

14, my heart is tired, my body is tired, and my hand is loose. All love and hate are like yellow river water in a cup.

15, without love, you are doomed to be unable to squeeze into her life. Please don't shed tears in front of her. She can't give you care and concern, but only a little sympathy at most. Only those who love you will really cherish you, not the sympathy and pity on the sidelines.

16, it's not terrible to meet a group of hooligans online, but it's terrible to meet a bunch.

17. A wild animal was injured. It can hide in a cave and lick the wound, but once asked, it can't stand it.

18, memory exists in cells, in the body and will never be separated from the body. If you want to destroy it, it will be like a collapse.

19, if love can be explained, the oath can be modified.

20. You don't have to marry the person you love the most. If you love someone too much, you will lose yourself. You don't have to marry the best person. Too good a partner will put pressure on you.

2 1. Many times, people who flaunt their frankness just don't want to consider each other's feelings.

22. Because I know that you are a child who is easily worried, I dare not fly too far when I put the thread in your hand.

When we can't afford happiness, never walk too close to the window and stare at happiness.

24, open your eyes every day, you and the sun are there, that is the best future.

25. Love will end when it comes to an end. At that time, you didn't want to end it.

It is often said that women's golden age is very short, only 2226 years old, but men are different. When they are in their thirties and forties, they are still in no hurry.

27. Maybe you will never know. I will remember your words for a long time. One of your disapproving promises, but I'm trying to wait.

28. What you originally held in your hand is not necessarily what you really have; What you have is not necessarily what you really remember.

Talk about fidgety mood

First, some people, you forget, but remember the input method.

Second, zeroing is a positive attitude. All success or failure is a kind of past compared with the previous second. The past can support the future, but it can't replace tomorrow. Learning to return to zero is a positive future-oriented consciousness. Wake up every day as a new life, and make good use of the moments before going to bed with a toddler attitude. Return to zero, so that the bad will not affect the future, and the good will not confuse the present.

Third, it is easy for a person to like you. The important thing is persistence. Being alone with you is good for you and likes you. But you are not together, and he is still good to you. Someone who really loves you.

Fourth, sometimes, even if I turn around, my heart is still on the other side, and I am still imagining it thousands of times and crossing the original scene.

No matter how good a person is, it only makes sense if he is yours first. Love is not better than anyone in the end, but who can accompany you to the end. Therefore, the best is not you from the stars, but you from around you. The so-called lifetime is to be with you wholeheartedly.

6. Don't let the sadness of the past and the fear of the future ruin your present happiness.

Seven, I also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, and smile mercilessly. I won't shed those cheap tears again. Then listen to you whisper: you have changed.

Eight, life is like a dandelion, seemingly free, but actually involuntarily.

I just want to be with you, three meals a day, all year round.

I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.

Eleven, color, only faint, deep will fade; Life is very simple, and it will deteriorate if it is complicated.

Waking up every day to see you and sunshine is the future I want.

Thirteen, who recalled the years of tear drops, whose sadness fell in the past. The past is like smoke, I don't know who fell in love with whom; Dreamlike memories, I don't know who is waiting. Still persistent, don't ask the geometry of pain.

Fourteen, the key to elegance is to control your emotions. Hurting people with your mouth is the stupidest behavior. A person who can control bad emotions is better than a person who can win an ideal city. The depth of the water slows down the flow, and the late words are expensive.

Fifteen, a sunny day, if you think of me inadvertently, everything will be better.

Sixteen, rather than complaining that the rose bushes are full of thorns, it is better to be grateful that the roses have been born in the flowers.

The hardest thing is to say hello for the first time and say goodbye at the end.

Eighteen, when you desperately want to finish something, you are no longer the opponent of others, or more accurately, others are no longer your opponent. No matter who makes up his mind, he will immediately feel that he has added infinite strength and broadened his horizons. The Count of Monte Cristo

19. To love a person is to put a beautiful love, like a squirrel hiding nuts in winter, in the most secret and safest tree hole for a quarter of an hour, and then tell the world the proud news in the next quarter.

Twenty, the happiness of life needs a normal heart to carry. The reason why people suffer is often because they have too much desire and too little satisfaction.

The foundation of love is not hunger. If all couples who don't have enough to eat and don't wear warm clothes can't make adjustments in time, so that both sides can feel that the days are changing a little, then there is no possibility of growing old together. Love, first of all, must solve material problems before it can talk about spirit.

Twenty-two, sit and watch the clouds and watch the flowers bloom in front of the court. The most important thing in life is to be calm.

Twenty-three, the first button is wrong, and you didn't find it until the last button; Some things are wrong from the beginning, but only in the end do you have to admit it.

24. When I can't see you, I always want to tell you everything I want to say in those days when I see you. But after seeing you, I just want to tell you that I miss you so much.

Twenty-five, calm down and realize that being busy on weekdays is really lazy. Only when I calm down can I know how indifferent and indifferent I was to my heart. I am too lazy to care about my inner hopes and fears, to ask my doubts and difficulties, and to care about my inner softness and awakening.

26. If what you gave me is also for others, I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

27. The greatest pain in life is not failure, but not having experienced everything you want to experience. Don't forget that dream in your heart.

As long as you have a clear direction, the world will make way for you.

The world is small, so we met. The world is so big, it's hard to see you again without you.

Thirty, if the heart does not move, the wind can do nothing. If you don't get hurt, the years will be fine.