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Funny confession sentence

Confess with sweet and greasy words, funny. The following are funny confession sentences I compiled. Welcome to reading.

1. Hey, bring some salt. I said, shall we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register and get the red notebook after dinner? What? I haven't proposed yet? I'm proposing marriage ... who said cooking can't propose marriage ... I haven't said those three words yet? What three words, four words ... hey, bring a pot of oil!

Let's have a baby, shall we?

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

I don't think you are a qualified blue face. You'd better change to my wife!

Not every pig can receive the message "I love you", but you did. Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

6. Hello, I bought you a ticket to a happy life. Now please get on the bus and tell you secretly that the owner is me.

7. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

8. Hey, that person, I want the whole world to say that I have contracted you for a lifetime, and you're welcome.

I swear, as long as you and I, Mala Tang and Wei Long just pick and eat.

10, honey, I have a terminal illness. I can only see your figure in my eyes and hear your voice in my ears. I only have your memory in my mind, and my heart is full of your name. I'm afraid you are the only antidote to this "terminal illness"!

1 1, love you, you don't need any reason, you have to believe that this is destiny takes a hand, the so-called providence is inviolable, so you still follow me.

12, don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of my birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win the first prize of 10 million.

13, it's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

14, not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

15, good flowers are inserted in cow dung, who said that? Tell me, I'll send my brother to cut him, don't be afraid, I'll protect you after you marry me ... Hum, which boy doesn't want to mix up, dare to say that my wife is cow dung.

16. Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just waiting for your words. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will divorce.

17, even if the world ends, I will still love you.

18, the man said, "Let's go around tomorrow?" The woman said, "Which family did you visit?" The man said, "You sit on the left and I'll sit on the right and take a picture and post it." Woman: "Silence, silence ..." The man said: "It's really no good to notarize first."

19, the love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.

20. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the toothpaste, I am the brush, you are the melon vine, I am the melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

2 1, the distance between us is only the distance of one heart. You have me and I have you. Hold your hand, give me the magic of love, tell you that I love you and cherish each other wholeheartedly.

22. From tonight to tomorrow morning, I miss you a little. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, the night will become a big dream, and the mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you.

23. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love, just meeting you in my most beautiful years.

I love the moon, its purity, brightness and roundness. I love you, really love you, love you, love you beautiful.

25. I have exhausted my thoughts just to wait for your appearance; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back!

26. Do you want to make a mistake and regret it for life? Here comes the opportunity.

27, girl, just follow uncle.

28, honey, help me sign the household registration book, which is in the spouse column.

29. what Waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or is it because I proposed to you ... I don't understand? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?

30. I am a graduate of a famous university with a doctorate in animal anatomy. After we got married, we started our own business and opened a stall selling pork in the food market. I cut the meat and you collect the money.

3 1. My greatest luck in this life is knowing you, but my greatest misfortune is not having you. Maybe you will meet someone you love deeply, but you won't meet another person who loves you as much as I do.

The whole meaning of my life is to meet you at this moment.

You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste another dime of my mobile phone fee!

34. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

35. Lanaha, once a thief, was in front of my eyes. I didn't take it lightly. Now I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!

Dear, you are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life. I'm annoyed when you're not here 1. Please marry me.

37. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.

38, dear, since I met you, I have been like a cabbage for three or nine days-frozen (moving) heart; If you don't reply to text messages, I am like a cabbage soaked in vinegar jar-heart (acid); If you don't answer my phone, I'm like a cabbage crushed by a wheel. You take the initiative to call, I just cut the cabbage with a knife.

Don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of your birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win the first prize of 10 million.

40. When I passed the drugstore, I turned around and thought of you: the more I felt like a "medicine bottle". Don't be angry, because you are my medicine-my mind, body and heart are occupied by you! Baby, I love you.

4 1 You little goblin, you poisoned me with your love poison, but you refused to give me the antidote! I'm dying! ! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!