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The story of Bao Dao and the hero

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"Romance of the Three Kingdoms" for the seventieth time: "Loyalty and righteousness angered me:' Zongzi bullied me! I have a nod in my hand, but I'm not old. "(the following * are all" Liao ")

Huo Jun urgently applied to Chengdu for documents. When Liu Bei heard this, he consulted a military adviser. Kong Ming gathered his generals under the hall,

He asked, "Today, we are in a hurry to get through Mengguan, and we can only get rid of Zhang if we win China and Germany." Fa Zheng said, "Today, German soldiers are stationed at Tunwakou.

Guarding Langzhong is also an important place, which cannot be recaptured. One of the generals in the account will be chosen to break Zhang *. "Hole to said," zhang * is wei.

Name, not idle. No one can do it except a virtue. "Suddenly, a man snapped," Why should a strategist despise everyone?

Although I have no talent, I am willing to behead Zhang. "People see it, but veteran Huang Zhongye also. Zhuge Liang said: "Although Han Sheng is brave, he is also struggling.

Nai is old, I'm afraid he's no match for Zhang. Hearing this, Zhong's beard and hair bristled, saying, "Although I am old, my arms are still open with a bow of three stones, which is all I can do."

There is still a thousand pounds of strength: not enough for the enemy! "Zhuge Liang said," the general is almost seventy years old. How can he not be old? "Step by step with loyalty.

Don, take the big knife on the shelf and turn it like a fly; The hard bow on the wall is folded in two pieces. Zhuge Liang said, "The general is going, who will be the assistant?"

Zhong Yue said, "Come with me, veteran. But if you have anything on your mind, just take this bald head first. " Liu Bei was overjoyed and immediately ordered Yan Yan and Huang Zhong.

To fight Zhang *. Zhao Yun remonstrated, saying, "Zhang himself has committed a crime, so the strategist should not go along with him. If it is wrong, Yizhou will be in danger. what

So, take the second veteran as this enemy? Zhuge Liang said, "You are too old to achieve great things. I expect that Hanzhong will be in the hands of these two people.

Available. "Zhaoyun each should leave with a smile. When Huang Zhonghe went to Guan, Meng Da and Huo Jun saw them, and they also laughed at Kong Ming's debt.

Dispatch: "How can we only teach two old people in such a critical place!" "Huang Zhong said to Yan Yan," Can you see people's movements?

He laughed at me for being old, and now I can make great achievements in serving the public. Yan Yan said, "I am willing to obey the general's orders." The two agreed.

Huang Zhong led the army to Shimonoseki and confronted Zhang *. Zhang * came out and saw Huang Zhong. He smiled and said, "You are old and shameless, and you still want to go out.

Fight! "Zhong nu way," homo erectus deceives my old man! I have a nod in my hand, but I'm not old! "Then kiss up and play with *. Erma lane

After more than 20 battles, there was a loud cry from behind: it was a small road to copy the back of the X army. The two armies were caught in crossfire.

Lost. Arrived overnight, Zhang * soldiers retreated eight or nine miles. Huang Zhong and Yan Yan withdrew their troops into the village and held their ground.

Lipper

hand down from generation to generation

From generation to generation, I nodded and cut off the water, too late to cut it off.

I want to do what you want, and so does lingering.

Don't come to the front door, autumn lane turns blue in spring.

Sweep it away and it will be reborn. There are traces everywhere.

Ming-feng began to get along, and the male surprised the female and went their separate ways.

Wandering in the mountains and rivers, never to return.

It is estimated that the guest building knows that you are in Qiupu.

The garden is empty and the balcony is rainy.

My concubine's three photos fell from grace and went to Western Qin.

There are old bands, smelling the sadness of neighbors.

Bend into ziyun and cry without eyes.

My concubine is like a Zhi Tao at the bottom of a well, smiling like a flower.

You are like the sky and the moon, and you won't shoot once.

Don't be haggard and deep if you don't know the speculum.

Ji Qin's inner peace is for mankind.

Wang Wu (1844— 1900) is a famous knight in the Wulin of Beijing. Wang Zhengyi, whose real name is Zi Bin, is originally from Cangzhou, Hebei Province, a Hui nationality. Because he worshipped Li Fenggang as a teacher, he ranked fifth and was called "Little Wuzi". Because of his skillful knife technique and noble morality, everyone respectfully called him "Wang Wu with a big knife". Wang Zhengyi was a knight-errant all her life. He supported reform, saved the nation from extinction and became a hero praised by a generation. Ranked among the top ten masters in the late Qing Dynasty, he was widely circulated among the people, and was as famous as Yanzi Lisan, Huo Yuanjia, Huang Feihong and other famous martial artists. Wang Wu was born in poverty, and his father died at the age of three. He had to live with his mother alone. He began to do all kinds of chores at an early age, and later became a teacher, laying a solid foundation in martial arts. At that time, the most famous martial artist in Cangzhou was Li Fenggang, a double-edged sword. In order to practice higher martial arts, Wang Wu wanted to worship him as a teacher, but he was turned away many times. He knelt in front of Li's door to show his sincerity. Li Fenggang was moved by his spirit and accepted him as an apprentice. Wang Wu didn't live up to Master's expectations. After several years, his kung fu was no longer under Master's command. In order to cultivate him into a more comprehensive talent, Li recommended him to his younger brother and walked the rivers and lakes together. After several years of training, Wang Wu said goodbye to his master. Tongzhi ten years, first went to Tianjin, then to Beijing, and was introduced as an escort in an escort agency. In the third year of Guangxu, Wang Wu set up Shunyuan Escort Agency in Banbi Street (Chongwen District) (later moved to Guang 'an Street) with his savings and the help of friends. Shunyuan Escort Agency has a wide range of activities, from Shanhaiguan in the north to Qingjiangpu in Huai 'an City, Jiangsu Province in the south. His medical practice is standardized, his fees are reasonable, his morality is noble, his benevolence and righteousness are awe-inspiring, his business is very prosperous, and he became famous in a short time. Wang Wu is not only respected professionally, but also widely praised for his patriotic behavior. After the failure of the Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895, the imperial envoy An went to the imperial court to discuss the disadvantages of making peace and demanded that those who made mistakes in the country be severely punished, but they were reprimanded by the Qing court and dismissed from their posts to guard the border. Out of indignation, Wang Wu resolutely shouldered the heavy responsibility of escorting Wei Jun. After returning to Beijing, Wang Wu founded Tang Xue Street in Xiangchang, which was called "Father Martial Arts School" in history. What is more celebrated and widely circulated is the communication between Wu Wang and Tan Sitong. Wang Wu was chivalrous, commensurate with Tan Sitong's brothers, and taught Tan Wuyi swordsmanship, from which they established a profound friendship. 1898, the Reform Movement of 1898 reached its climax, and Tan Sitong was called to Beijing as a fourth-class military aircraft to participate in the preliminary reform. During this period, Wang Wu undertook Tan Sitong's food, clothing, housing, transportation and security work. After the failure of the Reform Movement of 1898, Tan Sitong was willing to be arrested in order to express his determination to reform and awaken the people. Wang Wu was worried when he learned about it. He inquired in many ways, bribed prison officials, made extensive contacts with Wulin people, and attempted to save Tan, but Tan Sitong resolutely refused. On September 27th, Tan Sitong and other "Six Gentlemen of the Reform Movement of 1898" were resolutely beheaded in the food market outside Xuanwu Gate, and Wang Wu was heartbroken when he learned that. In order to inherit Tan Sitong's legacy and revenge, Wang Wu organized many assassinations, but all failed, which strengthened Wang Wu's determination to resist the Qing court. 1900, the boxer anti-imperialist patriotic movement rose in the north. Wang Wu took an active part in fighting alongside the Boxer Rebellion, killing foreigners and beating churches. 654381October 25th, the Qing army surrounded Shunyuan Escort Agency. In the end, because of being outnumbered, Eight-Nation Alliance was shot at the front door at the age of 56. After broadsword Wang Wu was killed, his head hung on the gate, and his family could not hold a funeral for Wang Wu. When Huo Yuanjia heard about it, he came alone, took off at night and buried Wang Wu's head. That night, Huo Yuanjia lived in a house on the west side of South Room of Wang Wu's former residence. At that time, Wang Wu was very prestigious in Beijing. They presented two plaques, "Moral Persuasion" and "Yi Shi", which were hung on the east and west sides of the door. Later, when people in the courtyard built houses, the plaque was taken down as a bed board. The front door used to be a clearing, and the apricot banner of Yuanshun Escort Agency was flying high. Now it has been occupied by public toilets. It is said that Wang Wu's 100-Jin-long "Qinglong Crescent Moon Blade" has been preserved until 1958, and it entered the steelmaking furnace during the Great Leap Forward. There are many literary and artistic works that tell the story of the broadsword Wang Wu, such as: Biography of Modern Chivalrous Heroes (Broadsword Wang Wu Huo Yuanjia) by Pingjiangbu (Xiang Kairan), Broadsword Wang Wu by Wang He and Fayuan Temple in Beijing by Li Ao. Traditional storytelling, Wang's Sword Dance and many comic books. Wang Wu's story has also been included in the film Wang Wu and the TV series Wang Wu.

China Anti-Japanese Avenue Team

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On March 6th 1933, the 29th Army of xifengkou and the broadsword team fought hand-to-hand, and the 29th Army of Song was ordered to defend the passes from Lengkou to Malanguan Great Wall. On the 7th, 29 army took over xifengkou, and Lingyuan and Pingquan were defeated by Wanfulin in xifengkou, unable to fight again. On the 9th, the Japanese army rode the first division of the Allied Forces and the Puppet Army, and stormed the outpost of Mengziling, about 20 miles outside xifengkou, when Wan Fulin Department and 29 army 37th Division handed over their positions. In the evening, the Japanese army occupied the highland and took control of the entrance. Wang Changhai's half-day trip 100 miles, from Zunhua to xifengkou. The Japanese vanguard troops have occupied the commanding heights of the Great Wall, and 500 enemy troops have attacked xifengkou. When it was dark, Wang Tuan dived to the top of the mountain, killed a group of Japanese troops with a big knife and regained the commanding heights. That night, 109 brigade commander Zhao sent two battalions out of Panjiakou to attack the Japanese army at night. At 3 a.m. on June 5438+00, China troops crossed the enemy line at night and burned dozens of enemy luggage carts, killing about 500 people.

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The broadsword club in Zhao's hometown was famous for killing foreigners in the late Qing Dynasty. "Cao Zhou County Records" records that people here are "tough, passive and loyal, and they dare to do things when they are in trouble". Zhao in the broadsword is gentle, but he can't beat JUNG WOO in the contest. In fact, in the history, Zhao Shan used knives, and the Northwest Army had strict military discipline, but the corporal punishment of soldiers was also strict. There is a jingle saying, "Shi Yousan's whip, Han Fuju's rope, Liang's shoulder pole are like dragons, and Zhang Zizhong's skinning is really heartless!" . And Zhao's broadsword is evaluated like this: cutting copper and iron, cutting steel like mud. The formation of the broadsword team was in the battle of xifengkou. Considering that Zhao suffered great losses in previous battles, only Wang Changhai's regiment was relatively complete, so the teacher asked him to command the regiment of the 38th Division Dong. After receiving the order, Wang Changhai and Dong immediately selected 500 soldiers who are good at fencing and hand-to-hand combat in their respective regiments to form a broadsword team, with only broadswords and grenades, and the rest of the soldiers covered with fire.

Another theory

It is also said that the broadsword team was founded by Zhang Zhijiang, the general of the Northwest Army. Zhang Zhijiang (1882- 1969), a native of Liulaoren Village, Teng Zhuangzi Township, Huanghua City, was a famous soldier of the Northwest Army. The main initiator and founder of China Wushu. During his tenure as a member of the Third Battalion of the 20 th Town of the New Army, he became close friends with Feng Yuxiang and often criticized the corrupt rule of the Qing Dynasty. During the Revolution of 1911, Luanzhou Uprising was organized. 19 12 defected to Feng Yuxiang, and later joined the Yunnan Uprising to crusade against Hongxian monarchy. 1928 After the Northern Expedition, Nanjing Central Wushu Museum was established and served as the curator. 1933, with the approval of the national government, the National Academy of Wushu and Physical Education was established, with one post and two posts as president. 1936, the China Wushu Museum selected the Wushu team to participate in the 10th Olympic Games, which gained great fame. The executive chairman of the Olympic Games specially designated a documentary for the performance team and awarded the medal of honor. After the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC), he served as a member of China People's Political Consultative Conference and was received by Mao Zedong and other party and state leaders. He died in 1969. Zhang Zhijiang, who is in charge of the army, has always attached importance to sports and martial arts training. He once set up broadsword teams at all levels in the platoon, company and construction system of the army, equipped with special broadswords and cowhide knife covers, and rested on his back when not in use. The Northwest Army has poor weapons and few heavy weapons, but soldiers are familiar with broadswords, so charging with broadswords has become the characteristic of the Northwest Army. 1923, the battle of Zhifeng, in which Li Zhen, a warlord, defended Tianjin, and Feng Yuxiang, a general directly under him, besieged Tianjin. Zhang Zhijiang organized a broadsword death squad, led by Ma Yingtu (octupole, six-pointed star split fist). As a result, Li fled in defeat and the nationalist army occupied Tianjin. In short, the Japanese army was generally equipped with broadswords, because hand-to-hand combat between the Chinese and Japanese armies often occurred at that time, and because the bayonet production of the Japanese army was insufficient, broadsword blacksmiths could also play broadswords, and the quality was only slightly rough. There are many kinds of anti-Japanese broadsword, but there is a relatively standardized form, that is, mass production in factories, uniform shape, fine technology, and some of them have been electroplated. The Japanese call it the "Dragon Knife", and it is common for the Japanese to take pictures with the broadsword that captured China's army, which shows that the Japanese are very concerned about this guy.

[Edit this paragraph] Modern development

The broadsword system actually used by China army in modern times mainly includes machete type and sabre type. The type of machete evolved from the "short-handle knife" in Qing Dynasty. The length of the blade is different, and the types of armguard and handle are also different. The broadsword used by China army in the early days of the Anti-Japanese War was a typical machete. Especially the broadsword used by Kuomintang 29 army before and after the "July 7th Incident", a large part of it was processed in a factory in Beiping, which was relatively uniform and standardized, with good quality and was the most representative. This knife consists of three parts: the blade, the handle and the hand guard. The total length of the knife is about 900mm, and the mass is about 1.6kg. Among them, the blade is divided into tip, back knife and edge knife. The blade length is 595mm, the width at the front of the blade is 57mm, and the width at the back is obviously reduced, with the narrowest part being 38mm, the back part being 540mm, and the thickest part being 5 ~ 6 mm The front end of the blade is sharp, and the upper oblique side is 76mm long. Hand guard is a common ingot shape, which can be divided into copper and iron. The hand guard is 90mm high, 12mm thick and 25mm wide. The length of the handle is 2 15mm, and the diameter of the knife ring at the back is about 76mm. As for broadswords used by other armies and products made by the people, there are various sizes and models, and the quality is uneven.

[Edit this paragraph] The formula of broadsword is

Facing him, he cut off the knife in front, put down his hand and waved it in the middle. The downwind will sweep the autumn leaves and will inevitably sweep the enemy. Step pick Liao Leiben, serial Liu Xia oblique cutting. The left and right protection depends on fast forward, and the bayonet changes by moving steps. That is to say: hold a big knife in both hands, with the tip of the knife facing down. When the Japanese bayonet comes, you can pick up the knife and pick it up, or you can pick it up. At this time, because it was picked up upwards, the knife is on your head. At this time, you can solve the problem of splitting the Japanese in half with one knife. With footwork, poke the devil's bayonet with the tip of the knife left and right, while holding a knife and stabbing with both hands.

Boulevard Wang Junke

Wang Xuan, whose real name is Ke Jun, is a character in The Romance of Sui and Tang Dynasties. He lives in Liu Zhuang, Hebei Province. It turned out that he was a chivalrous man and served as the general manager of Zhongbei Road in Xiashilin. Because he was born with a heavy jujube face, a beautiful beard hanging over his chest, a dragon sword in his palm, and a bordeaux horse on his crotch, the person who loves to wear Ying Ge's green shirt most seems to have been born again, so Jianghu people have nicknamed him: handsome in green robe, handsome in beard, and Wang Junke with broadsword, and his martial arts ranks first among the five gourd handles. He was generous in aiding needy people, took in Luo Shixin, and had a deep friendship with Qin Qiong. And because of his good looks, he set up an image for the chivalrous man and won the admiration of his opponents many times. Even mccullough, who was proud of himself, became friends with him as soon as they met. Forty-six friends of Jia Jialou became sworn brothers. According to his age, he ranks sixth, so others call him Master Wang. Heroes will rob prison, turn out of Shandong, save Qin Qiong, and attack Di Chin Pass. Cheng beheaded Hua Gongyi, the deputy governor of Guan Gong, and the main general Hua wanted to avenge his brother and challenge the hero club. Wang Junke got into a fight, and the two men were neck and neck. Finally, Hua was killed. The emperor's father ordered Lin to cross the golden embankment and fight with his brothers. Lao Yanglin almost died. The Great Demon State was established, and it was named the second place of the Five Tigers General Army, second only to the first place of Dan. Wang Junke served in the Great Devil's Kingdom and the Western Wei Dynasty, and made numerous contributions: he killed one of the four fierce generals with a fish knife to protect his son, twice defeated Wei Wentong with a flower knife to defeat Qin Qiong, killed Zhang Yi, the deputy general of Shangmaguan, and defeated Zuo Tiancheng with a golden knife in the 20th round, so he is one of the most trusted five tiger generals. Shi Biao's decree was exchanged for Xiao Fei, and he lost his heart. Wang Junke was disheartened and returned to Liu Zhuang to be his grandfather. From then on, he lost his ambition, only wanted to buy the industry, educate his son to inherit the family business, and had no intention of making contributions. Later, I met Xue Ying, an old hero with two guns, and asked him to teach his son Wang Yongan martial arts. Luotong swept north and was trapped in Qingshi Mountain. Cheng ran out alone and ran into Xue Ying. Cheng humiliated in front of Xue Ying and took it with him. Wang Yongan divided his troops into eight members, solved the siege of Qingshishan, and left for the army. He went to find his son, was designed by Cheng and Luo Tong, stayed in the army, and was later named Tang Taigong. Emperor Taizong marched eastward to Bohai and Liao countries, went out with the army, and stayed at Shizikou to guard the warships. Unfortunately, he caught a cold and died in the army.

Wang Huainv, broadsword

Wang Huai-nu, the broadsword, belongs to one category: the play was transplanted from Hebei Bangzi. The Nanyang Henan Opera Troupe premiered. In the Northern Song Dynasty, Wang Huai, a heroine, was captured and tortured in Liao country. Ten years later, she conspired with her mother to escape from the jaws of death and returned to her old country after many twists and turns. Ming Jun Zhao suspected that Wang Huainv was a spy sent by Liao and was willing to accept punishment. She Taijun tried to dissuade him, but Wang Xian reluctantly pardoned him and ordered Wang Huainv to go to war to see if it was true or not. Wang Lian, the biological father of the daughter who betrayed the country and defected to the enemy, defeated Liaochang and returned home in triumph.

Tangdao, Tang cavalry used tangdao invincible.