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Quotes that make girls wet, love words that are so dirty
1. I will only be your prostitute for three thousand dollars of weak water
2. Your smile is sweet and tastes salty
3. Be my little one Princess, just eat my lollipop without suffering
4. "You said you are a bit difficult to chase." "I will break your legs."
5. "I I like wandering so much. "But I just want to settle on you."
6. Man: I saw you yesterday. Woman: Where?. Male: In my dream
7. What I like most is lying under me and slamming into your body and watching you tilt your head up and gasp
8. Male: Your smile is so sweet . Woman: I just giggle. Man: I just like this smile
9. Man: I had a nightmare last night. Female: What kind of nightmare? Male: Any dream without you is just a nightmare
10. "How about we be more romantic?" "How can we be more romantic?" "I'll be more romantic, you should slow down~"
11. Man: You are so charming. Woman: No, it’s just a lie. Man: Anyway, I was deceived by you
12. Other people approach you to have sex with you. I am different. I can try the balcony, kitchen and car
13. " Hello, can we get to know each other?" "I know your depth and you know my strength." 14. "I just want you to be my elevator." "Why? "Up and down, in and out of my world"
15. "Fortunately, I am not qualified to fall in love with you?" "Otherwise, if we break up, I will have to die? Haha, It’s too risky.”
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