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Who knows the words in the shoe shine?
I'm sitting on the road, and my business will open.
Whether it's a man or a woman, whether it's an old man or a girl, everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?
Swing your arms (then) two pairs of May Day black shoe polish, white shoe polish and brown shoe polish.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it's bright? I'll look around. Not my buddy. I'm bragging.
I made a waist and mentioned that I was a rich freeloader with an iron rice bowl given by the eight-point * * * production party.
Eat a bowl of bibimbap, the unit closes the board, and the door is closed (I am gloriously laid off)
Back home, no money to spend, came to the street to shine shoes. I am not afraid of cold, heat, fatigue or hunger.
Earn two dollars, laugh, wife and children mix porridge to drink, and everyone will shine shoes. Do you feel bright?
Swing your arms (then) two pairs of May Day black shoe polish, white shoe polish and brown shoe polish.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? It comes from the south and goes north to Huguang, Shandong.
Siping, Jilin, Tonghua, Yanbian, Tumen, Baicheng, Changchun, Heilongjiang and Harbin.
Jiamusi in Yonghong, Daqing to Yingkou, Dandong, Benxi and Liaoyang in Shenyang.
Fushun, Dalian, Jinzhou, Haicheng, Anshan, Tianjin, Chongqing, Hohhot and Beijing.
Shanxi, Fujian, Shenzhen, Macau, Taiwan Province, Hubei, Hainan, Guangxi, Ningxia and Sichuan.
Xinjiang, Tibet 1997 will return to Hong Kong, Korea, Vietnam, Malaysia and the Soviet Union.
Japan, the United States, Tanzania, Laos, Britain, France, Romania and Congo.
India, Mongolia, Yugoslavia and Peru all come to shine their shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Swing your arms (then) two pairs of May Day black shoe polish, white shoe polish and brown shoe polish.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? Soldiers stand guard and guard the border of the motherland.
Donations for flood fighting, earthquake relief, public security, court discipline inspection and United front work.
Industry and commerce, taxation, transportation, aviation, railway, investigation, taxation and bridgehead charges.
Companies, shopping malls, mining enterprises, those who are waiting for their posts, those who have carried guns and been injured, take a back seat and enjoy happiness.
Food Company of Supply and Marketing Cooperative is responsible for greening, sanitation, sports and culture of meat vegetable garden.
Post Office Telecom (then) Urban Management Brigade Freight Water Supply Family Planning Hospital Power Supply
The bookkeeper is in charge of money, and those who wear rings are all here to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?
Arm swing (then) 20 (100) 5 1 double black shoe polish, white shoe polish and brown shoe polish.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will illuminate hotels, hotels and hotel decorations?
Hardware (then) car repair, welding, pedicure, haircut, monkey tricks on the roadside.
A palmist, a painter, a buyer, a taxi, a pager in a telephone booth.
Trolley stalls are squatting in the market to sell orders, vegetables, rice, tables, chairs and coffee tables.
Sell wine, cigarettes, crabs, shrimps, seafood, oil, vinegar, pepper, aniseed and vegetarian food.
Sell sugar, tea, pancakes, flowers, fish, oranges, apples and pears.
Birds, dogs, pigs, roast chicken, tea eggs and noodles in grain and oil shops.
Shoes, cloth, knitwear and trousers, gloves and sheets.
Selling suits, shirts, books and newspapers, specializing in sexually transmitted diseases and advertising.
Sell tortoise, sell deer whip, apply oil, impotence and premature ejaculation after a hard day, and menstruation is not allowed to be worse for half a month.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?
Arm swing (then) 20 (100) 5 1 double black shoe polish, white shoe polish and brown shoe polish.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? The workers are trying to clean and sweep the floor.
Telling stories, singing, juggling, practicing martial arts, boxing, building airplanes and ships.
Oil, coal, missiles, archaeology, exploration, feces, urine, the whole pipeline.
Promotion, laid-off workers invest in their own factories, get rich, close down, no loans, hold your breath.
Smugglers, drug dealers, mahjong table cheating, driving, refueling, flying planes into buildings.
In the war of aggression, Bush wanted to catch bin Laden and kill pigs and sheep, and there was no wall to guard against it.
Farmers who cultivate land and raise silkworms refer to farmers who raise Han people to earn money. Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?
Swing your arms (and then) two (hundred) pairs of May Day black shoe polish, white shoe polish and brown shoe polish.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? The conductor at the door is looking for the number of the theater ticket.
Young and old sit in order, listen, look at people, have experts, and get started watching plays.
I heard about the love I listened to and laughed at, the flirting and laughing, and the talkative love elder sister led the love elder brother.
Visiting relatives and friends gave a wink and left.
Holding the baby, eating melon seeds, selling drinks, pouring tea, applauding, encouraging and applauding.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Extended data
Shoe Shining is a funny duet song between a duet and a rapper. The author doesn't know it. It may have been written by a street shoeshine artist, and then it was remake in many versions, among which DJ version is the funniest.
Shoe-shining is generally based on Ma Qingguo's version in "Errenzhuan".
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