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Non-mainstream signature: I didn't sign it because it was too personal

1. Don't become bad in debauchery, but become abnormal in emptiness. 2. love plane, whoever hits it will get B.3. Asking what the world is like makes people sick. The world is big, and love is just around the corner. If I leave, please feel free. 5. Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends, fake feelings, fake gentleness. 6. High is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular. 7. You are so willing to bet with me, how can I bear to let you lose? 8. Only bow your head when smoking and be gentle with the person you love. 9. The best love is that I can reach out and hug you. 10. You are 3 years old and I am 9 years old. Besides you, you are still you. 1 1. Recently, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Jiro as your master. 12. The so-called love is just a ridiculous game. 13. The past was taken away by the breeze, and you only left a trace in your memory. 14. Women are two-faced, one is an angel and the other is a devil (before and after makeup). 15. Everyone who has a wife should hurry up. I'm going to start shaking WeChat. 16. I used to forget the past with games, and now I'm trying to experience tomorrow. 17. Whoever promises the Dance Academy will never accomplish anything; He who can't dominate himself is always a slave. 18. A boy doesn't need to be too good. Give up the game and just listen to you. 19. The carousel is the cruelest game in the world, but there is always a sad distance between us. 20. If you don't eat in the bowl, just eat in the pot.

2 1. This book is so good that I have been reluctant to read it. 22. Remember your name, read the words clearly in twos and threes, and check them several times. 23. Things locked by time still have to wait for time to open. 24. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity. 25. Lovers are always house slaves, and those who have houses always make ends meet. 26. Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both. 27. You don't miss me when you're fucking distressed, but you miss me when your eggs hurt. I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that I climbed the wrong wall. 29. Because it is too personal, there is no signature. 30. I am not complicated, but I am not simple.