Funny personality, I have been lost on the long road of life.

1, you said you would wait for me to come back, and you did it. You found someone to wait with.

I thought you would take my left hand and walk with me, but you just wiped your hands with my clothes.

If you treat the world as shit, we will treat you as a maggot.

4, my heart is like that little cookie, I can't help your breaking and soaking!

If my life is a movie, then you are the advertisement that pops up in the middle.

6. How ugly can you be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian?

7. The long road of life has been lost.

8. Wallet, wallet, what's wrong with you? Get thinner every day! There's no wallet cirrhosis, is there?

9. Women don't want to cook, but want to be wives.

10, give me a fulcrum and I can pry your girlfriend away.

1 1, the dead, afraid of you talking to him, afraid of him talking to you!

12, Chairman Mao said: Everything that doesn't aim at giving strength is a cloud.

13, money is a bastard, spend it and earn it back.

14, the first part: I didn't bring my student ID card, and the second part: I didn't do the listening and reading composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

15, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

16, drank the medicine, handed the bottle, hanged himself on the rope and jumped off the building with a small handkerchief.

17, walking on the wall, vomiting blood, it's time to go home and wash and sleep.

18, iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

19, teenagers are not reckless, bold and presumptuous. How can they get the theme when they are old?

2 1. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

22. Watching TV plays means watching other people's lives on your own time.

Looking at your wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

24, one person lives, two people are happy, three people live to the death, four people ... why don't we play cards?

25. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, good horses don't eat grass back, and it's fashionable for old cows to eat tender grass. There is plenty of grass in the world.

Girl, relax. I am not a good person!

27. When there is gold under a man's knee, I will bend my knees to pick it up!

28. The host has nothing to eat tonight. Let's kill the second brother!

29. Advertisements tell us that money can still be spent like this.

30. Most people lie from writing, and a few truths start from writing love letters.

The most powerful space to talk about: the long road of life has been lost.

The period from the age of 26 to 30 is a difficult time in life: taking on more and more responsibilities, getting a salary that doesn't match the workload, trying to weigh career and feelings, and building contacts with pain. But you have to hold on, God will only give us a hurdle to live on.

There are two realms in life, one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter.

When couples are all over the street, being single is the most popular.

It is said that the characters in Hyun Dance are all in good shape. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

/kloc-in June of 0/4, how many people lied to others with sweet words/kloc-in April of 0/4, how many men and women spoke their minds under the pretext of joking.

After reading a word for a long time, you will feel strange and unfamiliar; Lonely for a long time ...

When chatting, did you quietly delete your typing and wait quietly because you saw the other person's "typing ..."

When everyone is born. They are all original. Unfortunately, many of them later became pirated.

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

Gender: male, hobby: female

I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

Foreign countries: ideas and talents are king, while domestic countries: relationship and flattery are rampant.

Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.

It is more difficult to find an avatar than an object now.

It doesn't matter if the god of wealth comes to the door, the key is whether I open the door for him.

Ask what the world is like, just ask people to take off their clothes and pants.

It is cruel to look at an ugly person unless you want to punish him.

How can I put it? Your appearance is relatively low-key Seeing your face can exercise my courage. When you are lonely and empty, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, you can cut it, you can cut it with a small knife, and you can vent yourself and shout loudly, "I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen!" " !

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

Your new lover is someone else's whore.

Some people get up in the morning and sneak a look at their roommates' beds. As long as one of them is still under the covers, they will close their eyes and go back to sleep.

Good sister, I don't care if you betray me. My harvest is to see you clearly.

There is no need to comment on the person you like because she occupies a group.

Thank you for being so busy and hurting me yourself.

The most powerful sentence: if a person doesn't love you, even if you wait all your life, he/she won't love you, because at that time, you are already young. I despised you when I was young, let alone old.

We are in the same world and have our own space. I appreciate you, you wait to see me.

A group of real people are putting on a hypocritical drama. Today, it's over, curtain call, it's over.

If I can't catch what I want, I'd rather bury my love myself.

People live to prove that they are not dead!

To be my woman, I don't need to be perfect.

It's stupid, but it's called reverse thinking.

Life is about being born and living.

What is a white-collar worker? That is, except transportation, living expenses, utilities and telephone charges, there is not much left in a month's salary.

You say I am not gentle, I just want to sing "My tenderness you will never understand"!

I am looking for a boyfriend. If you are interested, please bring your resume, copy of unmarried certificate and health certificate. The terms are negotiable. Don't vote for experienced people!

Grandpa eight, you didn't expect you to be so popular after more than 300 years, did you?

Life is like anxiety, without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling.

The ancestor of Japan was a guy named Ninja Turtle, who proudly called himself the descendant of turtle.

The long road of life will always get lost.

The beginning and end of some stories are doomed, and no matter how many times the process can be changed by the moonlight box.

I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

No matter what major you study, you must find someone you like when looking for a job, so that you will be very happy from 6 am to 8 pm every day. Find another person you like, so that you will be happy from 8 pm to 6 am. This is life.

Some people are good to you because you are good to him, while others are good to you because they know you are good.

Everyone takes me seriously, and I can't take myself seriously. When no one takes me seriously, I must pay attention to myself.

64 network classic funny quotations _ long life has been lost.

1, I prefer Naruto, because a Japanese in a village dies.

2, look down on life and death, do it if you don't accept it.

3. Your new love is someone else's whore.

I can give up my choice, but I can't choose to give up.

I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

6. After the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?

7. Men look at their wrists and women look at their faces.

8. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

9. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but a bitch who laughs.

10, advertising is to tell others that money can be spent like this.

1 1. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

12, how can the world be sad if it is not dirty?

13, brothers are brothers, and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

14, the water is shallow, and there are bosses everywhere.

15, I have been in contact with people for a long time, and I like dogs more and more. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

16, hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like seven fires and eight smoke.

17, except for teeth, it's hard to extricate yourself from love!

18, I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

19. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil.

20. Flowers are all kinds of red, and people are different from dogs.

2 1. Life is too short to be sexy.

22. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

23. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

24. My life is not decided by the sky, and the sky will destroy me.

Be nice to yourself, because life is not long, and be nice to people around you, because you may not meet them again in the next life.

26. I'm so mixed up that the only thing I can lift and put down now is chopsticks.

27. What a person shows off is what he lacks in his heart.

28. The long road of life has been lost.

Don't call me arrogant, I just don't deal with animals.

30. If you can't catch the sand, just lift it.

3 1, some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

32. The beauty of a woman is an advantage, and the beauty of life is a skill.

33. It is better to spend money than to spend it.

34. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

35. Brothels are full because people are lonely.

36. Have fun, think about it and clap your hands.

37, class, this physics, sorry, continue next class.

38. As long as the prison is not yellow, I will continue to be rampant.

39. Men are always strong, and women are also confused.

40, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will hit you.

4 1, love is like a ghost, many people believe it, but few people see it.

42, big gold chain and small watch, three small barbecues a day.

43. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope. Feelings are just sexual needs.

44, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.

Sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.

46. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

47. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.

48. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.

49. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?

With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained. So, you keep slim.

5 1. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let his husband know.

53. I am ugly, so you should be patient.

54. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong, thousands of people soak it every day.

55. Kneel on the road you choose. Just be the first one, not the second one.

56. People who aim at the top of the mountain will not covet the scenery on the mountainside.

57. People don't know how good it is to taste water without knowing its depth.

58. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

59. When I was a child, my toys were my friends. When I grew up, my friends treated me as toys.

60. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

6 1, it's selfless to wear a low-cut hand block.

62. The age at which profligacy is allowed is called youth.

63. Who is whose husband is temporary.

64. I never talk about people. I only talk about myths.

Life is a long road. Classic conversation

1, years pass at different times, thoughts stop in the same heart, scenery is displayed in different places, happiness is rippling at the same time, happy mood is spreading, and joyful mood is flowing in front of us. I want to hold your hand and walk together forever!

2. The so-called right couple does not necessarily mean material things, but means that two people have similar growth experiences and similar outlook on life and values. It's too important for couples to talk.

Remember those who make you laugh in the dark and chat with you all night, those who give you warmth and make you kinder.

4. I dare not try to ponder myself, for fear that I will finally know that I am not a pearl jade; However, there is a glimmer of hope in my heart, and I refuse to be willing to associate with the rubble.

5. Life is like a door. Some people are pessimistic about the inner darkness, while others are optimistic about the inner peace. Some people are worried about the wind and rain outside the door, and some people are happy for the freedom outside the door.

Although this small decision doesn't seem so important on the long road of life, the more small decisions, the more roads. That's why I'm afraid.

I seem to understand that the past is the past. Life is long and I don't want to miss every beautiful place.

8. Walking non-stop, on the extended horizon, the rails stand proudly in the white sky, just like an eagle. There will be some movement at the center of the earth from time to time. It turned out that the endless snowflakes stirred my thoughts, soft and elegant, but reserved. Let go, let go, let it change.

9. Money, power and material things are not what I want. Life is long, and a calm life like water is the best self! Being indifferent to yourself is also self, and physical and mental pleasure is also life. Xanadu is the same, that is, what others say has no pursuit, and it is nothing more than what others say. I am me, fireworks of different colors.

10, struggle. Xiao Qiqi's life is long. Who is good at it? Family to take care of, lovers to get along! There is a cook at home, a kind-hearted person outside, a nice table and a missing person in the distance! Stay two, stay one, develop three, four, five, six, seven.

1 1, life is long, there is no need to look back, the back road is broken, you can only go forward and go home!

12, looking back, friends are still sincere, life is reunited, peace of mind is gentle, the past is like the wind, years are like songs, life is long, how far Cang Sang is and how happy it is!

13, it's not easy to be a mother. I'm still adjusting. My husband and I both gave up our second child. Everyone is adapting to their new role. Let's go Life is a long road, so do every homework well and don't let yourself regret it.

14. Give me back what belongs to me. What I want is not a delicious dessert, nor a sad event. I just want boring but warm boring, time with you.

15, when you miss people badly, it is also faint. Like a traveler who has been hungry for many days, he smells the smoke in the kitchen, but he knows it is not his own.

16, don't be afraid of being ground, the ground stone will shine, grinding people harder, he will consume, so life has no enemies.

17, I even waste my time recklessly. I long for a long life just because I fell in love with you.

18, the long road of life, if all the green lights, may become bland.

19. If I really exist, it proves that you really need it. Everyone you meet on the long road of life may be your ferryman, but their time, place and way are different. Don't ignore every unexpected moment in life, it is likely to be the foreshadowing of the next or the next moment.

20. Finally, in this dark night, I saw everyone's true colors! Hurt. Tired. Pain. Silly _ it's time to wake up! Things in front of us are so beautiful. Life is long, and this is Xiu Yuan.

2 1, this world won't make a person lonely easily. There are too many disappointments in life. Take a step back and broaden the horizon. As long as you don't forget your ultimate mission, you are still you. Being able to stand the ridicule of others is a sign of magnanimity and tolerance.

22. Some people are running, some are sleeping, some are grateful, some are complaining, those who have goals can't sleep, and those who have no goals can't wake up. Hard work is a proper attitude in life, and opening your eyes is a new beginning.

23. Life is a long road, and you have to bear a lot. When one door of happiness closes, another door will open. We need to let go of too many burdens and let ourselves have enough space to remember the most magnificent peak works of life and write the most splendid poems of life.

24, unfortunately, any kind of negative life can produce many bad details, making it quite interesting; People are immersed in this kind of fun and fundamentally forget that this kind of life needs to be improved.

25. Life is life. He's not just on whose side, praising, accusing or even regretting, he just wants to know.

26. I don't really want to sleep, but I want to enter a state where a person stays up late without being disturbed.

27. I suddenly became nervous when I thought of you waiting under the betel nut tree outside the station. I don't know what I'm afraid of, and my pace slows down unconsciously. Finally, I got up the courage, grabbed my handbag and walked towards you, because I had no choice. You always give people a warm feeling, and it's hard to refuse.

28. Once the journey of life begins, we embark on a road that cannot be turned back. How lucky we are to meet in the vast sea of people. I am glad to have you in this journey, but no one can predict where my journey will end. I am glad that we walked together when I was most lonely and helpless. But now I'm glad to find my own direction for you. Maybe on the long road of life, one day I can have my own direction. I hope we can follow the inner guidance, not be afraid in the rugged twists and turns, and reach the finish line in a warm day. When we met again, we all bent our eyebrows with laughter.

29. Take a bath, look at flowers and have a meal. If you feel happy, it's not all because the bath is clean, the flowers are blooming well, or the food is to your taste. Mainly because you have nothing in your heart.

30. Life is a long road. Walking and walking, it broke up. Every time I leave, I always get hurt! Goodbye.