Talk about domineering birthday

1, who can recite my mobile phone number? Who can recite my QQ? Who knows my birthday? Who knows what I'm afraid of. Who remembers what I like?

2. On August 23rd, Little Fairy descended to earth, and Xiao Sheng was ready to come for dinner. Look at you, you little idiot!

Thank God for giving me a friend like you! I wish you a happy life on your birthday!

Liang Zi: My dear Qi Yue and Amethyst. Happy birthday on August 2 nd and 3 rd, hi-pi, invincible friendship, big wooden horse!

Tomorrow is your birthday-say "Happy Birthday Baby" to 17 in advance.

6. I don't want to give a present for my birthday now. I will write you a blessing. If you think the gifts are not enough, please gather me together and wish you a happy birthday!

7. My ex-boyfriend said he regretted it and wanted to get me back. Today, he asked me to attend his wife's birthday party. That woman is my best friend and my two favorite people.

8. My monitor is destined to be single. 165438+1October 1 1 is his birthday. Happy birthday to him!

9, 12, 2 1, my birthday at Tianya, I hope the flowers will be blessed.

10, with infinite love, I wish you a "happy birthday" and my favorite brother a happy day!

1 1, you are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it. Happy birthday, piggy!

12, pig, happy birthday to you. I hope you can get a good price as soon as possible. At present, the price of pork is greatly affected by swine flu, and the price fluctuates sharply.

13, I have grown up again, I should be more mature! Come on!

14, I really hope that the next birthday, the person I like will say to me: Happy birthday! I'll give you a ride. Do you want it?

15, can you understand that I have a good time with my best friend and there is no bottom line? Do you remember my birthday and my habits? Can you stick to me?

16. On my birthday, you said the whole world would give it to me. I was moved like a madman for three days and got a globe as a birthday present.

17, after so many birthdays, I don't look forward to tomorrow's birthday. Wish yourself a happy birthday in advance!

18, send you a birthday present with the heaviest amount of shit since there was shit. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that there is not enough feces, please help yourself.

19, if I don't work hard, today will still be my birthday next year.

20. When you die, I will burn down Hongyi Courtyard to see you off.

2 1, cheer for you this year, cheer for you today and pray for you tomorrow: always keep your youthful face and beautiful mood!

22, I want to know, on the eve of my birthday, who will stay up until twelve o'clock, just to leave a sentence "Happy Birthday" in my space.

23. It's raining and the sound is crisp. It's raindrops saying birthday wishes to themselves!

24. If there is no one to accompany me on my birthday tomorrow, (next88) I will spend it by myself. I don't care. I said, celebrate your birthday.

25. Mom said that you talked about love when you were only 16 years old, and you didn't even come to my mother's 32nd birthday. Do you understand?

26. Others eat longevity noodles on their birthdays, and I eat dried noodles on my birthday.

27. The due date is advanced, and you have changed from a devil to a fairy. Happy birthday, fairy!

28. The flowers are similar every year. Every year, you have different wishes: on your birthday, all your wishes will come true!

Wish me a happy birthday after twelve o'clock tonight!

I should pick you up once or twice and give you a birthday kiss. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

3 1. Will you expect the person who gave you high heels for 18?

32. Delicate flowers have opened for you; The beautiful days came quietly. Happy birthday to me!

33. People who celebrate their birthdays today are the best. The people who bless are also top-notch.

34. Today, like a bird spreading its new wings; Tomorrow is like Pengcheng Eagle, Wan Li. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

35. Birthday, birthday, birthday, your sister. 365 days a year is your birthday?

36. I wish my sister the longer she is, the more beautiful she is. She is happy and happy. Every day is like spring.

Tell me when you will come again, cultivate my barren smile and tie up my boat that has lost its rudder. May you be happy today!

38. Do you know? Today is your birthday. I hope you have a nice day. Always be with happiness!

39. I used to think that my birthday was the hardest in school. Now my birthday is on the weekend and I am drunk in the mid-term exam.

40. Good luck on your birthday. Have a moldy cake. Go out and wish you a ghost. I wish you no money when you get on the bus. Happy birthday, best friend?

4 1, I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

I think I can receive many blessings on my birthday, so I won't feel lonely.

43. What birthday is this? Let me count by hand ... oh! This is your first birthday.

44. A year is a birthday, and space is the most popular.

45, hello! Happy birthday. I'll give it to you. Do you want it?

46. I stack 1 paper crane every day just to save 1000. I make a wish that I wish you a happy birthday every year!

47, haha, actually I really want to keep a low profile, but I can't help it. Even the earth has to turn off the lights for an hour to celebrate my birthday, and all kinds of show off in an ostentatious manner ~ ~

48. Subway and bus run every five minutes and every half hour. Birthday, once a year.

49. Today is my birthday. It's just one day of the year. I don't want to make up stories. Wish me a happy birthday, ok?

50. Everyone is like a commodity. The production date is his birthday, and the shelf life is a lifetime, but the shelf life of good goods is long and that of bad goods is short.

5 1. Today is Nicholas Tse, which is a bitter birthday. I wish him a happy birthday.

52, a greeting, a blessing, all wishes, a happy life, a safe life. Happy birthday!

I don't need a boyfriend who doesn't even remember my birthday.

54. Happy birthday to the first man who hugged me and the first man who saw me cry.

I just remembered that today is my birthday. The funny thing is that I don't remember anyone.

56. Who can recite my QQ? Who knows my birthday? Who knows what I'm afraid of. Who remembers what I like?

57. Friend, stick to your happiness on this beautiful day. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

58. birthday? There must be happiness hidden behind it. If you love him so much, you will be happy. Cold all over!

59. If there is an afterlife, I will choose to spend my birthday with you. Thank you for your love.

60. Buy a lottery ticket for a friend's birthday. If he wins, he will get 5 million yuan, if he loses, he will get two dollars.

6 1, only my mother cooks for me every day, only 10086 sends me short messages, and only Tencent celebrates my birthday. What do you think of my words?

62, Jane, tomorrow's birthday, too. Congratulations to her in advance. Happy birthday. Oh, yeah.

63. My birthday wish: the school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework was someone else's, and you were mine.

64. What if the class teacher sings Qingming Rain instead of Happy Birthday on his birthday? Fold the chrysanthemum and give it to you?

65. Children's Day is my birthday. I don't know whether to be happy or sad. All I know is that we are happy.

66. You lit a birthday candle for me, and I danced with you by candlelight.

67. I will celebrate my birthday alone. I watch movies alone. I will eat ice cream alone. Two people kissing you is enough.

68. Today is your birthday. In order to wish you a happy birthday, all male and female toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!