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Talk about friends circle when oil prices rise.
I didn't expect the oil price to soar so fast. One foot on the accelerator is breakfast money.
3. It is said that 95% of people are angry in 8.5 yuan. Last week, 8.3 yuan filled up the gas tank and felt that he had made a profit.
My salary can't make me say 95% out loud.
5, give me a chance, I also want to shout a full, will it feel good.
6. How much is the oil price now? I asked my friends to come and cheer!
7. Fill up a tank of oil and the bike will be gone. Fill up four tanks of oil and the electric car will be gone.
8. It is a difference between life and death to be able to drive out to pick you up at this time.
9. In the morning, my husband told me seriously, why don't we buy a Wuling mini? I was shocked and asked why I bought this car suddenly. He said that the price of oil was too high, which was really unbearable.
10, even if the oil price rises, I still love oil cars, and the speed and passion can't be replaced by trams. Charging takes more than half an hour, which is more troublesome. I like the sentence "95 is full!"
1 1, wow! I used to have local friends around me. Now the market is full when it is full.
12, just look at your confident face. I admire you a little. But I am the one who refuels, and I don't deserve it.
13, a box of oil is a bicycle. For us ordinary people, it is rising too fast to drive. Hope to stabilize domestic oil prices.
14. I recently went out to pretend to be rich. You can no longer throw your car keys in Ops. "Hello, 95, fill it up" is popular now.
15, when can you eat KFC without waiting for Thursday, and dare to say at the gas station that No.95 gasoline is full, will the whole people be well-off at that time?
16,92 full, debt full. 95 full, ruin everything. 98 full, three generations of repayment.
17, you don't have to wait until Thursday to eat KFC, and you don't blink when you fill up 95. We all have a bright future.
18, a sentence filled with 95 makes people feel powerless, and the already poor life is worse! Oil prices have gone up again!
19. In the past half month, oil prices have risen twice in a row. In the past, it was 300 yuan to fill up on the 95 th, but now it is 350 yuan, and the gas money can't afford it.
20. Friend, where did you get the confidence to shout 95 full? Makes me panic.
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