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Sad love: I have had hundreds of colds, and you have a persistent high fever.

1.. Do you know who I love most? Is the first word of this sentence.

2. Maybe I can't give you the best things in the world, but I will definitely give you my best things.

3. Don't give up your lover because of the passing bitch.

4. I didn't make you feel distressed when I was sad, but I got the disease that you felt distressed when you were sad.

5. I can't say forever, nor can I judge tomorrow. I can only say that as long as I live, there will be a place for you in my heart.

6. people who are destined to be together will still come back to each other no matter how much they go around.

7. I like it very much, so I can compromise everything.

8. Everyone who talks to you frequently has a person who wants to impress you.

9. If you have a bad temper all the time, it only means that someone has been spoiling you.

1. You are the one I can say I like without blinking, but I am the one you can let go without looking up.

11. Don't expect anyone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow won't accompany you when there is no light!

12. If you can use "Never mind you!" Threaten a person for conditions, then this person must love you very much.

13. when we first met you, neither of us expected that it would be the fatal wound of the other party.

14. You don't need to comment on the person you like, because she occupies a group.

15. You don't know that every time I see your name among visitors, I feel particularly at ease.

16. "What's it like to like someone very much?" "I care about everything but forgive everything."

17. Give me a test paper about you and I'll tell you what it means to be a schoolmaster!

18. After thinking about it, I still think your name is more suitable with "I love you".

19. As long as you want it, as long as I have it; Give everything I can, give everything I have.

2. Why cry for pain when you ask for it? You have to blame yourself. You have the ability to like others, but you can't make them like you. The most classic mood phrase in history: I have caught hundreds of colds, and you are a persistent high

. I have caught hundreds of colds, and you are a persistent high fever.

2. Boys can hardly break up, but they are good at forcing girls to break up on their own initiative.

3. When I lose my temper, just listen honestly, and I'll show you when it's over.

4. Please take care of yourself. If not, I will take care of you.

5. Do you know why the highest intimacy of QQ is only 99? Because the people closest to you will also have a 1% chance to leave you.

6. Being able to resist the urge to kick people and still be calm and chatting with annoying people is growing.

7. I want to invite my girlfriend to the movies recently. Do you have any good girlfriends to recommend?

8. If the other person's face changes, it means that your joke should be enough. It seems that many people don't understand this truth.

9. At the end of the story, I am not your princess, and you are no longer my hero.

1. Some people can't hurt me with a hundred words, but sometimes, you can tear my heart out with one word, which is the difference between you and them in my heart.

11. Tell the exam results to my right ear. My right ear is far from my heart, or I will die suddenly.

12. Hormones are responsible for love at first sight, while Plato is responsible for growing old together.

13. when I was sad, I wanted to talk a lot, and finally it turned out to be nothing.

14. Feeling ugly must be sick! Why else is a plastic surgery hospital called a hospital?

15. One day I finally gave up on you, one day I finally gave up on you, one day I walked with someone else, and one day I became a complete stranger with you. Will you regret not cherishing it?

16. Mood is like clothes. If it is dirty, take it to wash and bask in the sun, and the sun will naturally spread.

17. Give me a good night and let me know that there will be you tomorrow.

18. It is said that the probability of two people meeting is .487, while the probability of falling in love is .49. Thank you for seeing me.

19. Every time I finish quarreling with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.

2. In the face of those people with cheap mouths, either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

21. Don't say sorry to me, hypocrite. Getting out of here is your best apology.

22. Never look back in the past, and never settle down in the future.

23. The best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your mistakes and shortcomings and still thinks you are great.

24. I can forgive you infinitely, but don't expect me to trust you again.

25. There is an idiom called enough is enough, which tells us to learn enough in everything, just like you don't like me, but I pester you and beat you, and in the end it can only be a joke.

26. Not all feelings have a beginning and an end, just as the end of loneliness is not always fear.

27. Always remember: God will only arrange a happy ending. If you are unhappy, it means it is not the final ending.

28. Don't judge me rashly. You just know my name, but you don't know my story. You just heard my behavior, but you don't know what I have experienced.

29. I thought I gave you the best company, but I didn't expect it to become your biggest fetter in the end.

3. It's good to be single. I'm not jealous, I don't cry, I don't care, I'm not afraid of leaving, I'm not afraid of losing, I'm not afraid of being cheated, I'm not afraid of being romantic.

31. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Sometimes when their eyes are red, their hearts are black.

32. Waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

33. People who like to pay the bill on their own initiative value feelings more than money, not because they have too much money.

34. The degree to which a person likes you is generally proportional to the speed at which he replies to your message.

35. There is a difference between giving up and letting go. Giving up is to sacrifice what was originally yours, while letting go is to let go of what was never yours.

36. No matter how much I cared about you, you were a passer-by from the moment you left.

37. What can I do when I go out with you besides eating? And get lost.

38. Don't expect to lose weight by walking fast. Bajie has walked 18, miles and hasn't lost weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

39. The reason why you are unhappy is that you can't stand loneliness and don't like making friends.

4. People who can see through you are trustworthy: the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason why you are silent.

41. There are two paths in life, one is to walk with your heart, which is called a dream; One that needs to be walked with feet is called reality.

42. We are all farsighted, which blurs our nearest happiness.

43. In the world, we don't lack a friend to talk to, but we long for a partner who understands and understands ourselves.

44. It's not a skill to make me fall. If I can, I can't stand up.

45. After getting married, men always say that it is not easy for my mother to raise me, so be nice to my mother; But how many men will say to mom, mom: it's not easy for my wife to come to our house without her parents. You should treat her well.

46. I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

47. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives.

48. I am too overbearing, just trying to take you as my own.

49. In fact, the person who shouts at you every day will not leave you. The real departure is silent and wordless.

5. Men should not think it is glorious to have many spare tires, because only broken cars need spare tires. Women should not feel proud of having many suitors, because only cheap goods are robbed! Love is a long-lasting tide

Brother Shi said: Like is to get rid of buttons, and love is to get rid of amorous feelings.

Senior sister said: Do it if you like, and do it if you love it.

Love is sleeping with a quilt,

Love is sleeping all your life.

Like is sweet,

Love is bitter and sweet.

Love is attacking the city slightly,

Love is giving in easily.

They say that the difference between "like" and "love",

is just the difference between you and me.

Love is a tsunami,

Love is a persistent wave.

To the world you are only one person

To me you are the whole world

Gauss stole my ruler

From now on

I have to

draw your eyebrows with my bare hands

This city was born. Being a cat

Sometimes I'm proud and charming, and sometimes I'm sad.

I like you.

I want to write you in my poem

and I want to put you

into my body

< The classic love related to love is a high fever

. There are not so many warm words that can touch me except your name.

2. The most reassuring thing is not that there are many people chasing you, but that there is someone who will not leave no matter what you do.

3. I can think of all the warm places around you.

4. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

5. It is obvious that you stole my heart, but every time you make eye contact, you always run away, as if I were the thief.

6. There is only one you in the world, so how can I not cherish it?

7. please cherish those who can be together, because some people want to be together, but they can't.

8. If love is necessary, why ask whether it is worth it?

9. She said: I believe I came to this world just to meet you.

1. Confession means risking that you can't even be friends in the future, and gambling on the opportunity to hold your hand, hug you and love you in the future.

11. Deep love is like a cold. Although you are not terminally ill, you can't sleep all night.

12. How can a road idiot like you walk into my heart so easily? It's just that I quietly put up many road signs.

13. If it's sentimental, it's old, and it kills me early.

14. You haven't seen the way I wiped my hands for seconds when I was in the shower because you sent me a message.

15. I said in space that I only love myself from now on, and then my male god commented below: In fact, I still have an identity, that is, your rival in love.

16. No one in this world is qualified to be with you except me.

17. Love is a high fever. Those who have a fever get married, those who have a fever break up, and those who are obsessed with it are burning.

18. You wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

19. I don't dare to watch him every time. I'm afraid I'll know that he's still doing well without me!

2. The definition of the so-called warm man is that he only warms you and is as cold as ice to others. Warm a bunch of people, that's called central air conditioning.

21. I have touched you countless times just for a change of heart.

22. It's very kind of you to save you when I fall into the water with her, but I will die with her.

23. You don't know who loves you the most until you are sick, and you don't know who you love the most until you are drunk.

24. If you like someone, your eyesight will deteriorate, and you will gradually lose sight of others except the person you like.

25. The three strongest heartbeats in my first half of my life occurred when I was called by the teacher in class, when I stepped on the stairs and you smiled at me.

26. Without you, tomorrow is not worth looking forward to, and yesterday is not worth remembering.

27. How can I be bullied by others if I can't bear to bully anyone?

28. It's hard to tell how I feel about him, the feeling that I want to cry when I mention it.

29. Because she is shorter than me, once we quarrel, I must bow my head first.

3. If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one is worthy of you at present.

31. I can't give you the best things in the world, but I will give you all my best.

32. What a good temper! It's all because I love you.

33. I have never been afraid of police, hooligans, parents, and my only fear is my daughter-in-law!

34. What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my draft box, and in my dreams.

35. You sent me an anonymous message like me? Stop it. No way. Stop it, you are the only girl in QQ.

36. I hope that one day after a certain year, I can make a statement and say, Damn it, I actually married him.

37. You kissed my lips, but I was not your favorite person.

38. If you give me the same to others, I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, and it's a joke not to keep it.

39. Dare you let me live an inch inside the fourth rib of your left chest.

4. I can't say that I can only love one person all my life. It's impossible. However, there must be someone who can make you laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

41. If you call your husband, you will behave yourself. If you call your wife, you will be responsible for the end.

42. Didn't the teacher teach you? If you can't do the problem, just skip to the back. If you can't catch up, you should find another one!

43. You gave me a slap in the face, but I asked.