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1, you can resist looking for him, but when he replies to you, you can't help but not reply to him, so you always lose.

2. People who have lost their fate are not easy to meet, even in the same city; One turn represents a lifetime.

3. A lifetime is so long. You don't know who will accompany you until the end. Sometimes you meet someone and think it's her. Later, when you look back, in fact, she just gave you what you wanted and said goodbye to each other.

4. That person has been through a lot with you, and stood by your side firmly when you needed it most, holding your hand tightly. But later, I became hysterical with you and broke all tenderness. He makes you sad, but he also makes you miss him. But you won't be with him anymore. Right?

5. I am becoming more and more willful because I love you too much. More and more silence is because the injury is too painful. More and more polite because of disappointment.

6. If you are really not together, don't be sad. Maybe he just gave you some company when you were bored and gave you some surprises when you didn't know what you wanted. If you lose something, let it go. There are many ways to turn around, and entanglement is the coolest one.

7. Don't miss a person who loves you deeply, because there may be only one such person in everyone's life, and this person may only love once.

8. Sometimes, your words can make me remember for a few days; Sometimes, your words can disappoint me for days. This is caring.

9. If you ignore me, I feel that the whole world ignores me. When you came to me, I ignored the whole world.

10, don't take someone too seriously, because you may be nothing in that person's heart.

If you touch your heart

Ruthlessness is the happiest emotion of the living, which is dominated by the heart. People will be happy if their hearts are happy. Ruthlessness is a good way of life and art to maintain a relaxed and happy life and promote good health.

Not too heavy:

A person's scheming is too heavy. If you want to think about calculating others and guard against others calculating yourself, you will have no peace. If you want to live a long life, you can't be too focused or too calculating. Research by American psychologists shows that people who are too good at calculation generally have fast heart rate, poor sleep and are often accompanied by insomnia; It can also lead to dysfunction and susceptibility to various diseases. When people think too complicated, it will also increase a lot of disputes and disputes. Not only will you not get any benefits, but you will be exhausted over time and affect your physical and mental health. Therefore, a little careless attitude towards others is actually one of the secrets of health and longevity.

Don't be too greedy:

Greed is human nature, Sima Qian said: The world is bustling for profit, and the world is bustling for profit. Everyone is greedy, but we should control it within the normal range, just like building a dike to stop a swift flood. As soon as people's greed comes up, their minds will be crooked, their troubles will be entangled, they will be deceived, and their lives will be restless. As Lu You said: People are not satisfied with suffering, and greed is endless. People who are too greedy often lose more than they gain. Therefore, without greed, there is no trouble, and with a normal heart, there is a quiet heart.

Not too jealous:

Some people often see what others are better than themselves, but ignore what others envy in themselves, like to compare with others, and even envy others. If you are influenced by this kind of psychology, you will not feel the beauty in life. In fact, everyone has their own advantages in all aspects. Those who are richer than you are not as leisurely as you are, and those who are more beautiful than you are not as good as you. Envy others, it is better to use your own advantages to turn small things in life into happiness and live a sweet life.

No impetuous heart;

In today's complicated and impetuous social background, some people squeeze patience out of place, impetuous and eager for quick success. Once a person is impetuous, he will lose patience in doing things, will not be practical in doing things, and will easily do wrong and stupid things on impulse. In fact, what is there to care about if you are impetuous? What should come will come sooner or later, and you can't stay if you want to leave. In life, you are lucky to get it, but you can't get your destiny. Everything goes with the flow, let nature take its course, and let yourself live comfortably, easily and smartly.

No heavy psychological burden:

We live in peace and prosperity, without war and hunger. What are we worried about? Sun Simiao's health care is less, and Han Meilin's practice of not worrying about staying overnight and not being angry about staying overnight is worth learning. Yesterday is gone forever, no need to worry; Today is a happy life, there is no need to worry; Tomorrow is beyond our reach, so there is no need to worry. Worrying about meaningless little things in life, accumulating in your heart, will cause fatigue and injury, and will reduce your quality of life and happiness index. In this complicated world, we should live happily and always be the masters of our own moods. If you don't look for trouble, if you don't pay attention to it, you will be happy every day.

Without undue effort:

Life is a hard life. However, when people get old, it is a foregone conclusion that they should and should not come, so they should relax. What are you worried about? In this world, the affairs of the country, the affairs of the unit, the affairs of others, and the things that children should not worry about are not your worries, because children are older and let them solve them themselves. You spend most of your life worrying about your job, your family and your children. Now it's time to live for yourself, and spend the rest of your time worrying about yourself. Make your body healthier and your life happier.

Friend, please cherish every day in your life, because every day is the first day of the rest of our lives. And people's happiness lies in their happiness in their hearts, and they are heartless and happy every day. That is the best way to live.

Talk about phrases that touch the heart.

1, life is not perfect, there are always imperfections, and the journey of life is like a one-way street. Those who passed by, those who passed by and those who missed will never come back, and even if they revisit their old places in the future, things will be different. Don't go in a hurry, slow down and feel it; Stop and cherish what should be cherished.

Life is like a pressure cooker. When I'm under too much pressure, I know my way around.

If you don't love someone, please let go and let others have a chance to love her. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have a chance to love others. Some things won't belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things are doomed to give up if you miss them again. Love is a song that can never be sung in life. People may experience many kinds of love in their life, but don't let love become a kind of harm. "If you really love, don't give up easily, even if he makes you sad, try to care about him, listen to him and let him know that you still care about him; If you really love him, don't give up easily. Even if he lets you down, try to tolerate him and let him know that you still care about him. Love is a wonderful thing with infinite magic and fascination. If you love someone, you will love everything he has and will not change because of worldly things. "

I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world. I want to trade my whole world for a ticket to your world, but that's just my wishful thinking. My world, you don't care; Your world, I was exiled ... I really like you, closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself. "

If you are happy and sad, the first thing that comes to mind is the same person, which is perfect. If you are happy and sad, the first thing that comes to mind is not the same person. You should choose the person who will be sad with ta***. Life is more painful than happiness. Too many people share with you, not necessarily lovers, but not many people share with you. You are willing to tell him your sadness, he is the person you want to be close to and cherish most. "

6. If you think too much, you will feel sad. It's better to say too much than silence, those dazzling promises. You can be lonely, but you can't be lonely. You can be lonely, but not empty. You can be depressed, but you can't degenerate. You can be disappointed, but don't give up. Remember, children without umbrellas must run hard.

7. Reading, but reading the world; Tea is brewed, life is tasted; You pour wine, but taste bitter; Life is like a one-way ticket with no return, no rehearsal. Grasping every performance is the best treasure. Recall the past events in your life carefully. The sunset is not the passage of time, and the wind is not the fault of the forest. As long as you have loved and given, laughing in heaven is not a legend. "The ferry of life, we are all passers-by. Flowers bloom in one spring, and people live forever. There are many things you may not know why and what happened. However, people don't live because they understand all the mysteries and truths. People enjoy the taste of life because they ask, observe, feel, believe and doubt. I don't know, I don't know, there are expectations and disappointments, so everything is so charming.

8. If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important. If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to go shopping, he will like listening to songs at home more and more; A person who has been single for a long time will become mature and love his parents more than before; If a person has been single for a long time, he will buy a lot of shoes and travel to many distant places alone. If a person is single for a long time, he will shed tears inadvertently, and it doesn't matter what he will do in front of everyone.

9. Love is actually a habit. You are used to having him in your life, and he is used to having you in his life. I don't feel anything when I have it, but once I lose it, it's like losing everything. "

10, a touching love story worth savoring-If We Are Together. Happiness is to pass, and everyone who wants to pass can get happiness.

1 1 When a person can tolerate your past and grieve for the pain you have paid for your feelings, silently bear your hostility to your feelings and encourage you to get out of the shadow of the past. Please be grateful. Only by loving a person deeply can there be such behavior of a person who is selfish to love. No one has the obligation to pay for the behavior of unrelated people in the past, and no one has the obligation to be responsible for their previous relationships. "If, if you can cry at will, lose your temper at will, dress at will, talk at will, and vent your most vulnerable side at will, you know that he (she) will not despise you, scold you for not making progress, feel that you are incompetent, and will not give you pressure, but will only look at you silently, listen, smile ... how wonderful and how happy you should be!"

12, some scars, scratched on the hand, become a past tense after healing. Some scars are scratched in my heart, even if they are scratched gently, they will remain in my heart. Some people, close at hand, are out of life. There always seems to be unbearable pain in life. Some regrets are destined to be borne for a lifetime. In life, there are always some exquisite emotional porcelain broken around us, but the cracks remain at the moment when we look back at the end of the year ... "

13, men call you a pig. Honey. Fools and the like; Mature men call you baby. Whether you like it or not, men will kiss you hard. A mature man closes his eyes and kisses you gently when he feels strong, so that you can feel his meticulous love. Men will laugh loudly in public, regardless of others and you; Mature men do their own thing, calm and take care of you with respect. Mature men will make you laugh and make you comfortable. "

14, people's most vulnerable place is reluctant. I can't bear the feeling that it is no longer wonderful, a vanity, and applause. We always think that the best days will be long and we don't have to leave so soon. Just when we were soft-hearted and lacked courage, the best days passed mercilessly.

15, flowers are similar every year, and people are different every year. It is the happiest thing to keep a dull life of your own, "hold your hand and grow old with your son" and share the happiness of life with the people you love. As long as you firmly believe that there is love in ordinary life, then this love can make your life shine; As long as what you get from this love is happiness instead of sadness, then what you get is a true love that suits you. "

16, "true love is to accept, not to endure; It is support, not domination; It is sympathy, not questioning; True love, thanks and apologies. Be considerate and considerate. If you want to admit your mistake, it is better to correct it; True love is not gazing at each other, but looking in the same direction together. In fact, love is not about finding a perfect person. But learn to appreciate an imperfect person with a pair of perfect eyes. " Sincerity is a kind of mind.

17, maturity lies not in how old you are, but in how much responsibility your shoulders can provoke. True happiness is earned bit by bit and accumulated day by day. Don't hurt the people who love you, and don't let the people you love get hurt. In fact, everyone didn't understand love at first. Only when you have experienced something, even some pain, with your lover will you become mature and appreciate it. "

18, ten warm words to comfort yourself 1, and do what you should do with your heart; 2. Everyone has his own way of life; 3. Don't always have opinions about yourself; 4. Don't care too much about other people's comments; 5, may wish to temporarily put aside troubles; 6. I think happiness is happiness. 7. The most important thing is today's heart; 8. What you do must go with the flow; 9. Don't just please others; 10, only when you like yourself can you embrace life.

19, happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the rain will clear up. If rain remains after rain, if sorrow remains after sorrow. Please let us face our future parting calmly. Smile to find an impossible bitter Sweet Caffe, not how to stir, but whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over. "

20. In fact, a beautiful story has no ending, and beauty is only because it has no ending. This is like why tragedy is always more memorable than comedy, and it is like the true love that people have been looking for, but they often pass by. It is not that this era is far away from love, but that people have never thought of warming another heart with one heart from the beginning. It is not that love is no longer eternal, but impetuous and changeable hearts.

2 1. Ten things you can't do in life, just take it easy: 1. People who leave you. 2. elapsed time. 3. Fall on your wall. 4. No place of origin was selected. 5, inexplicable loneliness. 6. hopeless love. 7. Helpless forgetting. 8. It's gone forever. 9. Others' laughter. 10, it is bound to die.

22. I don't miss you very much. I just woke up this morning to see if there were any messages and missed calls for you. I didn't miss you very much, just turned your phone to the only ringtone; I don't miss you very much, but I was hit by a lyric while listening to the song, and there was a short blank in my mind; I don't miss you very much, just want to see your appearance and listen to your voice; I don't miss you very much, but every time I wake up, the first thing I think of is you ... "

23. Don't let someone who likes you cry for you once. Because, you can only hurt him/her like that once. Then you changed from an indispensable person to a dispensable person. Even if he/she still loves you, something has really changed. -Anthony, you gave me all this.

24. What details of life make you feel happier? 1. Thinking that today is Wednesday, it is actually Friday; 2. It is too accurate to throw the garbage into the dustbin at once; 3, the phone rang, picked up the receiver and found that it was the person who was thinking just now; 4. Step on the first footprint after the snow; 5, driving for half a day, all the way is green; 6. Touch the pocket and find that there is money in it; 7. Get a hug when you are most frustrated.

25, love is tolerance, love each other everything. Don't trample on your dignity. You can live without him, but you can't live without dignity. Don't make promises easily, and promises you can't make are more hateful than promises you don't make; Don't put too much pressure on each other; Don't think there will be love if you don't understand; When we don't understand, we just like it, but we can't reach love. When each other's shortcomings are exposed, many times love will end. "

26. Girls don't care if you have money, what she cares about is whether you will try to change the status quo; A girl doesn't care whether you will encounter difficulties when you live with her, what she cares about is whether you will encounter difficulties; A girl doesn't care how romantic you are, what she cares about is whether she can feel your love from every bit of life; Girls don't care about your present situation, what she cares about is whether you can let her see your future.

27. Nine kinds of good friends are worth cherishing: 1. Encourage you and let you see your own advantages; 2. Remind you to see your own shortcomings; 3. Defend you and praise you in front of others; 4. like you; 5. You can be introduced to his friends; 6. It can make you fully relaxed; 7. It gives you the opportunity to get in touch with new ideas and new things; 8. It can help you sort out your work and life ideas; I will share the good news with you as soon as possible.

28. A woman who never loses her temper is like boiling water to quench her thirst, but it is tasteless. You smoke and drink, and she loses her temper because she is worried about your health. You smell like another woman. She lost her temper because she cares about you and doesn't want to share you with others. You forgot her birthday. She lost her temper because she had expectations for you. She won't let strangers remember her birthday. Women are the most reasonable and unreasonable animals. If you have a woman who will lose her temper, please cherish it.

29, there is a person, you will see him as soon as you surf the Internet \ She is not here, she was very lost when she was away, but now she dare not disturb; There is a person, you can't help looking at his or her space, even if there is nothing new; There is a person you can really give unconditionally, but he (she) is not rare; There is a person, you are so reluctant to part with him/her, but he/she is so free and easy to care; There is a person, you always say that you want to let him or her go, but you can't help but bring back funny sentences.

30. Murphy's 5 Law 1, don't try to teach pigs to sing, it will not only lead to no results, but also make pigs unhappy! 2, don't quarrel with a fool, others will not know who is a fool! 3. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. When you go out to buy popcorn in the cinema, there are wonderful scenes on the screen. When you change to another row in the queue, the row you are standing in will start to move faster.

2020 touched the heart of love, say a phrase.

1, finding a very suitable lover needs to meet two psychological needs, one is a sense of security and the other is a sense of belonging. The sense of security is that you are sure that your partner will not leave, and the sense of belonging is that you are sure that you will not leave.

2. I really hope that many years later in the evening, after I wash dishes in the kitchen, you choose a dish in the living room, I mix a fruit salad, you choose an old movie, go to the kitchen, hold me on the sofa and let me lean in your arms, while you lazily lean on the back of the sofa, and we will watch a movie and say what we want to say. You say this life is very stable, I say time is too fast, and I want to spend hundreds of years with you.

3. We always take some small favors given by strangers as big acts of kindness, but take those around us who are dead set on being nice to you for granted.

When people meet for the first time, they are always used to presenting their best side to each other. After getting along for a long time, various shortcomings are gradually exposed. One day, you don't have to pretend, you're not so tired, you can do whatever you want, and the other person sees you thoroughly, but still doesn't dislike you. That is love.

Falling in love with someone will change from arrogance to humility. Every move, every word and deed will be carefully treading on thin ice. But if the other person loves you, it will gradually equalize this lowliness and become unrestrained. If a relationship can only be carried out under unfavorable circumstances, it must not be true love.

6. Love is a very empty word. It is not only a simple form, but also some real care. Everyone who loves you is your most precious wealth, regardless of beauty, ugliness, wealth and poverty. Beauty can be made, money can be earned, and a person who really loves you can't be bought by human and material resources. So remember: don't play with other people's feelings, you can't afford this debt.

7. People must really love someone for life. But once you fall in love, the first step is to lose yourself, and the second step is to lose love.

Believe in love, even if it brings you sorrow. Sometimes love is believed not because it is seen, but because it is believed. Your burden will be a gift, and your suffering will light your way.

9. Don't trust a person blindly. Like and love are different. Maybe he can be as kind to others as he is to you. Maybe you think you're starting to like him. He is kind to you and cares about you. He is always happy to chat with you and send messages. Maybe one day he did something that moved you to death. We don't know whether he likes you or not. Don't start easily, because the end may be painful. True love is.

10 Regardless of a woman's physical condition and family background, it must be firmly remembered that she must have her own independent work and financial resources. Maybe you are not short of money, or someone is willing to support you, but a career brings you not only money, but also an independent personality. Love is giving your heart to others, and career is firmly controlling your life. Don't be an accessory. Independent life is the bottom line of love.

1 1, time slips away quietly by my side, how much time can I have to seize our days together. Although the years make people cry, I am lonely, and there is always such a person in my heart. I can't promise you, at least I can give you time. I don't want you to regret your choice. Youth is the grave from love to marriage. If you have each other, please hold each other's hands and never give up.

12. When you fall in love, don't be crazy about joy and excitement. Calm down and think about it: is the place where the other person touches you the most enough to touch your heartstrings? Can the other party's biggest flaw be enough to break through your bottom line? With the touching place, love will be bright; With tolerance, love has a background color. If there is neither, it is better to let go before it is too late. Now you are reluctant to let go, forcing you to let go, and your heart will be broken.

13. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will pay a huge price.

14. basically no one is right or wrong about emotional matters. When he (she) wants to leave you, there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars, whose sweet words are completely aimed at defrauding each other and sleeping with themselves. Such people are still very few.

15. It doesn't matter if you fall in love with someone with many different living habits. Be careful when you get married and think about whether you can tolerate their differences for a long time.

16. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? My wife doesn't like how to live.

17. If you really love someone, you should try to make him happy. He is happy, you are happy, and then both sides have passion.

18. Don't give up your pursuit because you look worse than the other person. The appearance is only a temporary impression, and the real decision on whether to combine depends mainly on the personalities of both sides. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.

19. Women should learn to dress themselves up, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and they can't be complete without fashion.

20. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, fully enjoy the pleasure of love for as long as possible, and the feeling of marriage and love is very different. Second, the longer you get along with each other, the more you can test whether you are sincere or not, and the more you can see whether your personality is compatible. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.

2 1. Men are not bad, but women don't love them. This kind of bad does not mean cruelty, selfishness and ruthlessness. Of glib words, sweet words. Generally, a good man thinks that saying sweet nothings is a frivolous expression, so he doesn't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but be glib with your wife. Why can't you be a man with a good heart and a smooth mouth?

22. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, because it is already on the way to the grave before marriage. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?

23. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.

24. Dull is true, yes, but it should be dull after passion, passion and dullness. Passion should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of living a dull and passionate life? As long as you really love him, you will have passion until you die.

Do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone.

26. My wife and mother fell into the river. I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can bury her again and continue our love in the grave.

27. It is wrong to get married in haste. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave.

28. It is often said that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.

29. What is the charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.

30. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because when he (she) just fell in love, he (she) was naive and didn't have any selfish ideas, only knowing to love each other with all his (her) resources. And the love in the future is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is her that we long for.

3 1. Most people who first love don't understand love, so the first love fails more and succeeds less. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one. In love, it is better to find someone who has been in love. Because people who have been in love know what love is and how to love.

32. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.

Whether a man can give you a sense of security lies not in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and timid men. I've seen short and high-spirited men. You have to be proud to be a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.

34. Is it forever? Of course there is! Why don't most people believe there is? Because they haven't found the one that suits them best in their life journey. That is, the one who is destiny takes a hand. Why can't you find it? The vast sea of people, life is like dew, how easy is it to find the one that suits you best? You may find destiny takes a hand at 40, but can you wait until you are 40? I couldn't find it in my twenties, so I had to get married. I found it in my thirties and forties, but I had to give it up. This is the sorrow of life.

35. Why do you seldom see the legendary everlasting and touching love story in your life? Because such feelings are precious, are precious things so beautiful? Do gold and diamonds look good?