Written a humorous message for your birthday

When your birthday comes, post a funny comment or a circle of friends, and your friends will definitely interact with you~

1. Someone reminds me that today is my birthday, and I go up and slap them. , How could I not know about my own birthday!

2. I am going to have a luxurious gold-plated party to celebrate my birthday tonight. Where is better to hold it? Wait online.

3. I wish all 20 million people around the world, including me, a happy birthday today!

4. There are still 80 years until One Hundred Years of Solitude.

5. Today is my birthday. I will give a big red envelope to each of my concubines who are congratulating me on my birthday later. I am so lucky to have you in my harem!

6. From today on, I will I am no longer a 25-year-old single, but a 26-year-old single!

7. My birthday wish last year was to have a beautiful wife and earn a few bucks on my birthday this year. One million, buy a house, buy a car. Thinking about it, tomorrow's deadline is up, and last year's wishes have basically come true. The only pity is that I haven't gotten rid of my bragging problem.

8. November 24, 1997, 18:59 Beijing time. In a classroom in Taipei, a professor is discussing existence and nothingness, while a child in Wellington has fallen asleep. A sailboat had just docked in Rio de Janeiro, and an old man was singing on the streets of Havana. The east of Ushuaia is white, and the scientific research station on the Antarctic continent welcomes the night sun. This moment is both ordinary and extraordinary, because in Jilin, China, a life came into the world.

9. I am 23 years old for the first time, please give me some advice.

10. Remember: Today is my 18th birthday every year.

11. Life is like this. Year after year passes. Today, I have to wave goodbye to the past year. I am another year older. Time is not forgiving! I am right Say "Happy Birthday" to yourself, and you will always be eighteen!

12. Time is not forgiving, and I am just one year older. I wish myself a happy birthday!!! I hope it will still be plain, simple and happy!!

13. This day is the most feared day of the year. Because today is my birthday, every day it reminds me that I am one year older. When I think about getting older day by day, I will be very panicked and scared, and my eyes will be filled with tears. I don’t want the years to add vicissitudes to my face, and I don’t want me to grow older and grow older.

14. When I love my life, I plan to rush up to him and forcefully kiss him to catch him off guard.