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Talk about the feeling of air conditioning
Talk about the feeling of air conditioning
First of all, those students who don't go back to the dormitory to blow air conditioning at noon in this weather and have to carry them downstairs, I applaud your sincere and enthusiastic feelings.
Second, it's hot enough to explode. I fully understand how deeply I feel about air conditioning. Don't let me leave him again.
Third, open the window again. It's not you who turned on my air conditioner when I was not in the dormitory. And you're too fucking melodramatic to fit your looks for a long time. Who are you talking about? You have a small b number in mind. Although the area is not dark, let me respectfully call you the Zhejiang family to explode in situ. Thank you.
Fourth, today's weather is quite good, the sun is quite big, the temperature is quite high, the mood is quite bad, and the state is quite annoying! I've been comforting myself that it's okay! Bear with it! Bear with it! But the resistance is getting worse and worse, which affects your mood! I really want to curse! I tried to raise my middle finger several times today! You are the one who makes tea and blows air conditioning in the office, and you are the one who goes home to eat and sleep on time! You're the one who said these jobs were easy and simple! Then why don't you come and sweat! Our substation workers are just not as good as you! Don't you deserve proper work and normal rest?
Five, meow dad's first day on a business trip. The moonlight is always at the door. I went upstairs to eat some cat food because I was hungry. After eating, I'll go down and wait immediately. Such a hot day. Air conditioning is not good either. I waited anxiously all night.
6. It's too hot to touch me. That won't do. Air conditioning is a good thing to adjust feelings. Commemorate the opening of air conditioning cold air in 20xx.
If I want to study hard, I need to be happy/everything goes well/air-conditioned/tired/calm. To be calm, I need to remind myself not to love too much, to be in control/not to think only of myself/not to lose other centers. I'm sad to have a good life. There are too many conditions.
Eight, the most suitable temperature difference for air conditioning is an important factor that destroys feelings in summer.
Nine, the satisfaction of the working day lies in blowing air conditioning, eating a full meal, looking at the sweet feeling, and it is too late to catch up with Xiao Wang's birthday party on the weekend.
10. I always take the same train when I go out today. The card reader reminded me not to swipe my card twice. It's so embarrassing ~ it's summer, and I feel like a mosquito wet nurse working in this place in Shankara every day. Mosquito coils and two 16 air conditioners can do nothing.
XI。 I don't want to think about anything. Emotional and academic business contacts are all a trick, as long as the air conditioner is always by my side. Looking at my bed every day is like the last day before I collapse. If it collapses like a nurse dog, I'm really afraid it will fail in the 40-degree summer.
When I stepped into this university without air conditioning, my relationship with summer ended. I can't love summer anymore.
Thirteen, don't be fooled by the Wolf King in summer, always guessing which one is the wolf, candy may be mixed with shit at any time, and you can't eat it with peace of mind. . . They all look like wolves except boxers. . . . Men's nature is indecision, central air conditioning, cheating feelings. . .
14. As soon as Hua Feng came back from Shenzhen, she ran to her boyfriend's dormitory with the air-conditioning remote control. Alas, it's so fake. We are in love, and sisters can never compare with men.
15. With all due respect, the weather in Nanjing has too much influence on couples' contact feelings. For example, I am now lying in a cot in an air-conditioned dormitory, and I have no motivation to go out at all. What is a boyfriend? Can you cool down?
Go to bed at six every night and wake up at six every morning. Breastfeeding at eleven o'clock, breastfeeding at three o'clock. After waking up, I stared at the air conditioner and kept talking, talking, talking. My affection for air conditioning is too deep, which will make me disdain to eat milk. Change diapers, fight for milk, sleep together, zzz
Seventeen, for me, coffee must be iced or hot, cola must be iced, the air conditioner must be adjusted very low, and everything at room temperature should be eliminated, and so should feelings.
Eighteen, study with the girl opposite, and learn feelings. Just now, she said she was going to an air-conditioned place upstairs and asked me if I wanted to go with her.
Nineteen, our dormitory may have ended the relationship for two years because of Ant Manor or when it started to turn on the air conditioner. The roommate called to scold each other because someone else ran to her manor and ate 43g feed.
Twenty, I don't know what I have experienced, and my feelings have become cold. I used to think I was a central air conditioner, but now I think I'm scum and harmful.
Twenty-one, the two of us eat with air conditioning on, eat fruit and eat acne. Talk about school and feelings. Grandma helped me wash all the clothes again. I want to help her wash the dishes. She doesn't want anything.
Emotional things, such as drinking water and central air conditioning, are really not suitable for boyfriends.
Twenty-three, now in summer, I am used to air conditioning, WiFi, sun protection, drama, fast-paced life and fast food, but I also want to try to slow down, don't forget my beautiful dreams, and don't forget my simple self.
I really can't say that Ming Dow is not white, but I love and hate it. A few years ago, I didn't like air conditioning very much. I don't turn on the air conditioner no matter how hot it is at home, because the air conditioner is too dry and it will make me uncomfortable. However, since you are not working alone, even if the people in the office are not open, there will be kind colleagues who care about you, so it seems that I am used to turning on the air conditioner. It was yesterday and today that I felt weak, unable to walk and unable to lift my feet. It's like being sucked dry by the air conditioner, which makes me vaguely feel that this summer is very difficult, but I was sucked dry by the air conditioner. How weak I am!
Twenty-five, if the school doesn't have air conditioning, I have feelings for Cook.
I hope I don't have to go to class after finishing my work next Friday. As long as I can go home and blow the air conditioner, I promise to study hard My feeling about air conditioning now is to be prepared for danger in times of peace. If this is not love.
27. I still can't make do with feelings. If my future boyfriend is a central air conditioner, I'd rather be alone. Maybe it's selfish Anyway, I can't get past the hurdle in my heart. I don't have the courage to do it again. I am afraid of repeating the same mistakes, afraid of this stage. I'd better lose weight with peace of mind.
Twenty-eight, hot summer, people's feelings are all maintained by air conditioning and carbonated drinks.
It was not until this afternoon that I suddenly realized that what I couldn't figure out last night was not because I thought others had air conditioning, and we were not unbalanced, but because our relationship together for so long was too fragile. Even if I don't have feelings for this place, I have to think about everything before I go.
30. More and more plastic love is facing the crisis of melting as the temperature rises. How to save this relationship? Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just sitting in an air-conditioned room.
31. I used to think that when the first message and the last message of every day came from the same person, then I was almost there. This central air conditioner of Lao Hu successfully warmed me, and I began to help him analyze why he is always on call in his feelings.
Air conditioning slogan
1, the cool star of beautiful air conditioning, enjoy every degree of truth.
My world is different with you.
3. The beauty of life comes from the heart.
4. The air conditioning of the ancient bridge is good, and the air conditioning chooses the ancient bridge.
5. With wing chun central air conditioning, spring will always accompany you.
6, Galanz, taste creative life.
7. Take charge of the atmosphere and adjust life.
8, warm and cold, taste life.
9, the famous city, warm to 10 thousand.
10, air conditioning, just for your honor.
1 1, good life, good air conditioning, warm in winter and cool in summer, trustworthy.
12, Galanz, make the world more exciting.
13, a model of value, a true hero.
14. Take it easy and enjoy it freely.
15, Haier oxygen bar, aerobic and energetic.
16, more comfortable, more energy-saving, more durable only Daikin.
17, Flame Mountain Electric Appliances, the source of warmth.
18, scientific and technological breakthrough, free interpretation.
19, Quality Life Galanz.
20. Enjoy quality and touch life.
2 1, a beautiful home needs the company of natural ecological air conditioning.
22. The fresh life makes me want to fly!
23. Feel the temperature of love.
24. There is always warmth, and there are flaming mountains everywhere.
25, energy saving+health = ideal.
26. I am the owner of my air conditioner, and I will take it home.
27. Quality wins the world, and spring breeze enters thousands of households.
28, yongxin central air conditioning, singing the first brand of ecological new energy air conditioning.
29, smart air conditioning, smart life.
30. Technology warms life.
3 1, with eternal green central air conditioning, green will always accompany you.
32, electric furnace, coal stove and wood stove, novel style; Save electricity, save coal and firewood, and save energy in everything.
33. Every day, every highlight.
34. Give you the ideal temperature.
35. Good air conditioning, made by Gree.
36. Limited space, unlimited care.
37. Huoyanshan Electric Appliances, the people are satisfied.
38. The swans flying in the air are cool and spacious.
39, adjust the temperature, one step ahead.
40. Use aviation skills to create climate territory.
4 1, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, the spring breeze is in my heart.
42. Haier commercial air conditioners will always lead the trend of the times.
43. How to enjoy and treat Galanz.
44. You can enjoy the breath of nature at home.
45, Haier air conditioning, a new high.
46. The four seasons are changeable, and the constant is the care of nature.
47. It's quieter and warmer.
48, cool and worry-free, only air conditioning.
49. Feel the charm of spring breeze and interpret fashion life.
50. Activate the future and carry your dreams.
5 1, gold quality, green life.
52. Galanz wrote a warm story at home.
53. Flame Mountain Electrical Appliances is good, energy saving and environmental protection.
54. tasteful and noble.
55. Flying in the wind is the creation of my heart.
56. Enjoy technology and lead the fashion.
57. Bathe in the spring breeze and kiss the green.
58. New air conditioning creates a good family atmosphere.
59. Make life different.
60. You can fly as long as you put your heart into it.
Talk about blowing air conditioning and seeing friends off.
1, this hot day always makes me want to eat ice cream by blowing air conditioning on the expressway.
2. It is customary to be woken up in the middle of the night and can't have air conditioning in summer. I have no appetite to eat these two days, but I am very hungry at this time.
3. The next day, it was 39 degrees outside. We hid at home and blew the air conditioner. We are happy mother and daughter.
4. It suddenly occurred to me that if mosquitoes blow air conditioners for a long time, will they evolve into cold-resistant physique? It's a four-season nightmare.
I had a headache when I blew the air conditioner yesterday afternoon. I don't know when my head will stop hurting. I wonder if I have a fever.
6. For me, the greatest happiness is to play ball every night, have some beer with my friends, have someone hang up on you when I get home, pour a cup of hot water, and then blow the air conditioner to sleep. So happy, really happy.
7. Now I put a cold towel over my head, and the air conditioner and fan can't be blown, just like Zhen Xuan who just gave birth to twins and was locked in the womb.
8. The most important arrangement on weekends is to lie at home and blow the air conditioner.
9. After the holiday, air conditioning is blown every day+hair is not blown directly, and then rhinitis becomes more and more serious. Wake up every morning sneezing and running nose. Get up in the middle of the night and wipe your nose crazily with paper towels.
10, because it is too hot to sleep in the middle of the night, so there are many negative emotions. I am so miserable. I am too poor. I'm so tired. I really want to blow the air conditioner.
1 1, blowing air conditioning, eating watermelon, watching extreme challenges, life is really beautiful!
12, I also want to go out for breakfast in the morning after retirement, and then sit in a coffee shop and blow air conditioning, drink coffee and watch the street view.
13, why are you afraid to go home when you have a cold? Blow the air conditioner when you have a cold, and eat cold food when you have a stomachache.
14, I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep, I feel like I'm going to die, I'm so sleepy, I don't want to do anything, I just want to sleep, I just want to blow the air conditioner, I just want to be a salted fish and not turn over.
15, why is it so hot? I can't study during the day, I can't sleep at night, and I don't have the courage to go out and get the courier.
16, what's wrong with human catching a cold? On a hot day, I have to blow the air conditioner. When I blow it, it will be serious, and my nose will be blocked by tears.
17, I felt dizzy and nauseous on my way out to work this morning, and I knew it was heatstroke. Go to the company to blow air conditioning and drink a lot of water to survive, the legendary.
18, power failure, people in our office can only blow air conditioners and eat popsicles in the car.
19, if you don't blow the air conditioner, it will die of heat, and if you blow the air conditioner head, it will die of pain. You have to admit that when you are old, your health is not as good as before.
20, because the air conditioner has been blowing, drinking iced drinks, the humidity is a bit cold, cupping, everyone should pay attention, eat less cold in summer.
2 1, can't blow the air conditioner, nor can the fan. Then as long as half an hour, my neck was covered with prickly heat, and I was unhappy all summer.
22. It's so hot that I don't want to go out. Now tell me, I have to pay outside. I refused to go out and grab it. I just want to blow the air conditioner.
23, everyone blows less air conditioning, eats less sorbet cold drinks, drinks more hot water and exercises, soaks hot feet, goes to bed early and gets up early, in order to have a healthy body.
24, emotional outbursts The weather is stuffy and hot, and I can't sleep well during the day and night. Blowing air conditioning is uncomfortable, too hot to doubt life.
25. When it was too hot, my mother's adult said that it was a little cold for her to blow the air conditioner, so she put a small quilt on the sofa! Mom, your conscience won't hurt!
26. I love blowing air conditioners. I feel that it was air conditioning in my last life.
27. On such a hot day, if you are sweating all over and can't blow the air conditioner or drink cold drinks, then lie still.
28. This weather is not suitable for work, so you can only blow air conditioner and watch TV at home.
29, confirmed the temperature, that is, the dog days when I can't lift my spirits and want to blow the floor air conditioner at any time.
30. I don't want to do anything but sleep and blow the air conditioner when it is hot.
3 1. After getting up, I smelled the summer vacation. I really want to have a holiday at home, such as blowing air conditioning, watching TV and going for a walk at sunset.
32. Blowing the air conditioner had a high fever, which made me unable to breathe and woke me up alive.
33. It seems that the weather has suddenly turned hot. The motivation to go to work every day is to blow air conditioning. Air-conditioned room, chilled watermelon, you are the perfect summer.
The heat of summer is inseparable from the mood of air conditioning.
The heat in summer is inseparable from the mood of air conditioning (I) 1. There are trees in the park, and the flowers and trees hang their heads, like children who are criticized for the hot weather.
It's so hot that buying a basket of eggs will turn you into a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep!
In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.
Clusters of bright flowers gathered under the leaves, like countless butterflies, spread their wings slightly and stopped in the air, motionless.
5. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.
6. Choosing a university doesn't care if it's the key, there is no air conditioning anyway!
7. The bitter nights in midsummer are short, and the entrance is cool.
8. The weather in midsummer and the fiery sunshine swept away the crystal dew in the morning and ruled the universe until after dusk. What a heavy and boring time!
9. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.
10. sun gear won't freeze at noon, and all ethnic groups are like in a stove.
1 1. The blazing umbrella is high in the air, so hot that fish in the river dare not surface and birds dare not fly out of the mountains. Even the dogs in the village just stick out their tongues and gasp endlessly.
12. The south wind in late summer and early autumn brings the fragrance of new wheat and the smell of wormwood.
13. Today, the sun is like fire and cicadas are singing.
14. Today, the weather is hot, the sun is shining wildly on the earth, there are fewer pedestrians in the street under the scorching sun, and cicadas on the trees are screaming desperately.
15. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.
16. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.
17. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!
18. The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.
19. The moment I saw the mosquito fly out of the air-conditioned room, it smoked and fell to the ground, like a gray machine that was hit and crashed.
20. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are singing not far away.
The heat in summer can't be separated from the mood of air conditioning (2 1). There are no people touching porcelain on the road. It is said that a guy tried to touch porcelain, as soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.
22. Mosquitoes don't bite people, they only bite cold water pipes.
23. Oh, my God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!
24. Shagangzi seems to be on fire. On the sand slope, the young shepherd climbed up alone. He climbed for a while, sat up to catch his breath and continued to climb. He climbed to the top of the sand dune barefoot on the hot beach. The sand he stepped on was like a trickle of river water, making a low "scattering" sound and flowing down the mountain.
25. Walking on the road, the oncoming wind hits like a heat wave.
26. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A friend in the physics department next to me said it was sublimation.
27. The summer sun is like a big fireball, so hot that people have nowhere to hide.
28. There is not a cloud in the air, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.
You can't buy any raw eggs from this summer.
30. It's so hot! Bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!
3 1. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepping down.
32. The blooming lotus stands on the green stem, looking at the distance like a slim girl.
33. "It was so hot that I got a tan." "I stay at home every day and turn white." "liquid! Great, we can finally have a hybrid. "
34. In the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, ripe grains bent down in the heat. Grasshoppers, like leaves of grass, make a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and reeds on the shore.
35. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!
36. Every child who went to school in Henan was an angel with broken wings in his last life: sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, flaming mountain in sunny days, water curtain cave in rainy days ... Four years later, they were all beaten into the Monkey King, and they won't die anywhere!
37. In the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, ripe ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and lowered their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.
In the midsummer of July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The scorching sun scorched the earth, the water in the river was hot, and the soil in the field was smoking.
39. I have been thinking about giving the headmaster a small fan to see how long he can live ... When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.
40. The air conditioner seller bought a house in Beijing's Second Ring Road.
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