Good sentences spoken by friends circle in 2020. Funny holidays, boring to kill time.

1. Don't just look at the difficulties, but look at the victory behind them. The harder the environment, the smarter people are.

Sleep when you are sleepy, and don't let you suffer when you are sleepy.

3. Nowadays college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

Since dating is not allowed, don't give out school uniforms to save your parents' hard-earned money.

I like to sleep like a dead pig every day, and I will feel particularly satisfied when I wake up.

6. I'm not beautiful, I'm not tall, my grades are not good, I'm not excellent, I'm poor, haha, nothing. I am still young, and my future will shine.

7. 1998 Ma opened qq to let you register, but you didn't register. Now a 5-digit qq is tens of thousands. In 2003, Ma Yun said that it was free to open a Taobao shop and asked you to open it, but you didn't. 10 years, Taobao created countless billionaires. In 2009, Cao Guowei opened Weibo for you to open, but you didn't open it. Now a funny list in Weibo earns a net profit of 6.5438+0.5 million a year. Now I hope you love me. If not, think about the consequences.

I made a mistake at school. The teacher called my parents. Can I say that my parents are not here? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old brother on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

9. Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week.

10. After living for so many years, I still don't understand one thing. Why should I hang myself?

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12. What is the theme of the exam composition? I hand in my paper, and the composition is only five words. This is courage!

13. I thought it was very efficient to sit at my desk without sleeping, but I found that I was wrong. I can spin my pen for an hour, stare blankly for an hour, sleepwalk for an hour and chat for an hour. It doesn't love me anyway.

14. Many people are very stupid. Unlike them, you look stupid even if you don't talk.

15. When I lose my temper, I am afraid that others will hit me.

16. Brothers meet again. He got drunk after drinking it, saying that as long as I eat shit, you drink urine. I am deeply moved: as long as you are full, I am thirsty.

17. I am a person. I have a bad temper and love to hold grudges. If you are not nice to me, I will write it down for you in a notebook.

18. I am a male. This year, I am introverted, never talked about love, and I am used to living. I finally found a girlfriend and then went shopping together. She went to the fitting room to try on clothes. When I was confused, I thought I was the only one. Nima, I went home by myself, and then can there be another one? !

20. I haven't been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

2 1. The first part: student ID card, admission ticket and ID card, without the second part: listening questions, reading questions and composition questions, without cross-examination and focusing on participation.

22. I finally found a problem. I have no sexual orientation. I like all good-looking people

23. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

24. When your indifference exceeds the load that my heart can bear, I will give my heart to you and leave.

25. My girlfriend said that she found a job in Japan and told me to work hard at home. Don't watch AV if you have nothing to do.

It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no sex life at school.

27. Man struggles upwards as long as he is not afraid of dying on Mount Everest.

28. The biggest pain in life is that I experienced a super storm, not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.

29. Every word you say, I silently make your bed.

30. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

3 1. You must come when I lose weight, because I have no appetite when I see you.

32. Girls, don't say that you are a foodie easily. Good-looking people are called foodies, and ugly people can only be called fools.

33. It is reassuring, but it is always suspected of puppy love by parents.

Young people should not stay at home all the time, but go out for a walk more. At the end of the day, you will find it interesting to play games.

35. I like your worry. No wonder my stomach can't go down.

36. A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, I love you. The little girl said, can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: of course, we are not one or two years old!

37. I finally want to end my relationship with him today. Turn over and do your homework. I finally finished you.

38. Later, the value of Yan was high, and no one looked down on it, so I have been single until now.

39. Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.

40. boycott breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!