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You'd better stay away from me in the future. I have made it clear that what everyone needs is a good sister who can often make everyone laugh, not a beautiful woman who makes people shine like me.
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After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without saying a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. It is so boring.
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I turned down three more boys. I am really an excellent girl. It's a little lonely to watch them go away. I can only say sorry silently. I really can't afford your real estate, insurance and wealth management products.
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I'm so tired, so I brought a lucky netizen to carry things for me.
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Actually, I'm just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knight has to pay a distribution fee, some three, some five.
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I often wonder if I have too many pictures, and each photo is different. Later, I learned that this is not surprising, because I am a changeable woody cherry.
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I don't have much talent for dancing street dance for everyone.
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When someone makes you angry, take a deep breath and start hitting him when you count down from 10 to 7. He won't think of it.
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I don't have much time? Actually, I'm not like you. Well, your staple food depends on rice, and I can only live on the pearl essence in the sea? It's too hot outside. I am a mermaid. Will I die? Can you bring me a cup of foamed tea?
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Originally, I wanted to eat my sadness bit by bit, but I ate it into meatballs bit by bit?
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Love beans military management body, postpartum care body.
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Some people say my circle of friends is not nutritious. Why stew bone soup in a circle of friends?
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I am a girl, why should I fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? My life is only Timis. Why should I fall in love? Is my leg hair longer than my father's?
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Someone told me that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.
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You insisted that it was windy today, and those who didn't give me enough words didn't share it.
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I added a boy today, which is really super polite. The most important thing is super filial piety. The first sentence is about family. He said he wanted to talk about your mother.
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Just now, I walked around the circle of girls' friends.
I fell in love with her and thought she was so cute.
Go out and see who it is.
At first glance, it is myself.
I'm sorry/sorry/I feel bad/I can't wake myself up. ...
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I am so versatile. I have a lot of cute expression packs and a good temper. I send sand sculptures to make you laugh every day. I'm perfect. I envy you having such a good friend.
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Don't wait for the deep desert to think of water, don't wait for the biting cold to think of fire, and don't wait for others to take off their bills to think of me. Call your wife now, love can't stand waiting! ! Were you there when you saw the private letter? Let you experience the feeling of having a girlfriend.
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I can't stay. I went downstairs for a walk. When I came back, the doorman wouldn't let me in, saying that I was in danger and wanted to isolate me. No fever, no cough, no going anywhere else. Why don't you let me in? The doorman told me that the most charming things are also the most dangerous.
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Don't reason with girls, just like her and don't like her. Although her little eyes keep blinking, her little head can't figure anything out.
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Little sister, don't sunbathe yourself online. It is right to study more and improve your knowledge. Let me test you with a common sense question. What's your micro signal?
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I really persuaded some girls in my WeChat to take selfies every once in a while when I think I look good. I am really speechless. If I want to send it, I will send it every day. I want to have a look. Please.
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The wind messed up my hair and blew off your wig.
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I'm so scared every time I walk at night after work
It's so dark and I look so good.
I'm afraid others will not see it.
May my little baby.
Can be treated gently?
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