520 single soliloquize.

Talking about being single to yourself (selected 120 sentences)

With the vigorous development of social networks, more and more people will speak in their spare time, share their thoughts on life and express their joys and sorrows. I want to talk about it, but I always don't know how to organize the language. The following are 520 singles I collected for you to talk about yourself, for reference only. Welcome to read.

Tell me if you are single 1 1. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

2. The name of the single boy is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of the proletariat.

4. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

5. Valentine's Day statement: It's not that I don't fall in love. I'm not welcome.

6, single for a long time, even like it.

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is "lone wolf".

8. I want to go to the movies with my friends tomorrow. Do you have any good friends to recommend?

9, the world is too vulgar, it is better to watch the sunrise alone.

10, the baby is long and the baby is short, and you don't care if the baby is single.

1 1, interesting singles are better than love.

12, love is something that only a madman can do, and it is a kind of insanity recognized by society.

13, challenge singles 100 day, today is the 25432nd day.

14, you can enjoy the transfer. I'll see who to borrow money from these two days.

15, don't say that you have loneliness and spirit, but you are actually a single dog.

16, are you short of light bulbs? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute, especially when going to a fancy restaurant. I can also take pictures, and I am good at taking pictures.

17, "Like a cat in an old alley, free, but without a home." "The first time I heard people say that being single is so fresh and refined."

18, stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

19, it's hot, I'm not single dog anymore, I'm a hot dog.

20. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

22. Your Valentine's Day was robbed by my lover.

23. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I am smelling of single dog.

24, I am convinced that it is too annoying to find quarrels and fall in love. Just because I didn't want to send a circle of friends, I was angry and said that I was pretending to be single. Isn't this wrong?

25. I am a prodigal son who always walks alone in the distance.

26. The boat of friendship capsized, while the boat of love capsized. Only single dog's boat can stand.

27. Selling my brain at a high price has never been used for personal gain.

28. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day, and I simply said "skip".

29. For the record, it's not that I don't fall in love. I'm not welcome.

30. Dogs will be gone long before they reach your age. You should be a single turtle.

520 single soliloquize 2 1, whether there is a light bulb or not, eating or not is not important, mainly because I want to observe love at close range.

2, there is a kind of sadness, I call you back in seconds, and you reincarnate me.

3, the game can accompany me all my life, if I can, then I won't play games in the future, just play with you.

I wish you all a happy holiday. Please hold these flowers for me. If the rose sticks to me, I can't get up without 30 thousand or 50 thousand

5. What the hell? Valentine's Day holiday! For single dog like me, this day is really unlucky.

6. Everyone says I am single, which is very interesting. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

7, don't wait for confession, there is no April Fool's Day, I still expect 520, wash and sleep.

8. There was once a girl in my class who wrote my name in the notebook every day. I thought she liked me, but later I learned that she was a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

9. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

10, boring 520, those people are talking nonsense, talking nonsense and screwing around. There is no such festival at all.

1 1. I just got my driver's license today Remember to be careful when you go out with your partner.

12, a good man is a woman who sleeps repeatedly for a lifetime!

13, it doesn't matter if no one gives you 520 gifts. You can come to me, as long as you ask, I will say no.

14, when I grow up, it is not good to accompany me on Children's Day.

15, don't say that you have loneliness and spirit, but you are actually a single dog.

Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

17, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with, while handsome people still stick to the principle and remain single.

18, subject 4 clearly stipulates that the spare tire cannot be used as a normal tire.

19, Valentine's Day, no one transferred money to you. You can contact me. You can transfer the money to me first, and then I will transfer it to you. The handling fee is only 2%. thank you Just what you need, my major.

20. Next Valentine's Day, you have no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object.

2 1. If someone asks you who your date is, you can say it's me. I have this pot with me.

22. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

23. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

24. No snowflake is innocent during an avalanche. Similarly, I am single, and none of you women are innocent.

25. I am not afraid to live alone. I am afraid that the person I like will live with others.

26. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Don't ask me why I am single. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

27,520 rent yourself to play with your girlfriend in the cold war. I don't answer the phone or return messages.

28. This is the most popular scam at present. Hook you up with her so that she can get to know you, then fall in love with you, cheat you into marriage, and let you walk into the grave of love instead of being a brother.

29, Valentine's Day alone, 520 alone, if you have the ability, let me take the exam alone.

30. Other people's fairy tales are always romantic, but mine are always bleak.

3 1, as long as you are with your beloved husband, every day is 520, whether it is May 20 or not, being together is the most true!

32. I can't fall in love If I were with you, what would other boys do?

33. The person who will marry me in the future, today is Valentine's Day 520, so do less things that are sorry for me.

34. I recommend a must-see movie for Valentine's Day. The story is warm and romantic. The film is called The Lost Girl. Finally, I wish you all a happy holiday.

35. Someone asked me to spend Valentine's Day. I decisively refused. On this day, you have to enjoy loneliness alone to be different.

Don't frown, you're not the only boy who can't get me.

Don't you even have a transfer student? Don't be sad! You can also transfer it to me! I won't allow you to lose to anyone!

38. I forgot to report. I started dating yesterday! I really like my brother who I have known for a long time. The future is not discouraged. It's all sweet talk. He is considerate of me, too. How happy he is. As for why he suddenly has a boyfriend? Because I copied all these.

39. Don't compare yourself too much. Be yourself in a down-to-earth manner. If you have to be better than yourself, it depends on who gets up early.

40, just be single, don't be jealous, don't cry, don't care, don't be afraid of leaving, don't be afraid of losing, don't be afraid of being cheated and betrayed, and don't be afraid of sentimentality.

520 single soliloquize 3 1, we agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

I have nothing to explain for being single for so many years. Generally speaking, I am witty and have no friends!

Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.

4. Loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

5, you are single dog, Lao tze called lone wolf.

6. There is a reason to be single. I couldn't find my favorite umbrella, so I had to go ahead in the rain.

Thank you for your favor, but I am used to being alone.

8. A little fairy in MengMeng, who is single and wants to be teased, likes to be taken away.

9. It's really comfortable to see people who don't like me add trouble to their hearts.

10, there is always a sentence that can make people cry instantly, and there is always a song that can sing the sad past.

1 1, single for a long time, I feel my eyes are thin when I look at the dog, let alone unscrew the bottle cap, even the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

12, I want to show off even the perfunctory things you gave me. Do you know how ridiculous it is?

13, now I know why pants are designed as pockets. That's because no one took my hand and walked away.

14, then it's just you and me, not us.

15, some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

16. Since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

17, show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

18, my main composition: 2% cute +98% single.

19, in fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

20. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

2 1, I'm single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which would violate dogma.

22. Being single for a long time is very painful. I saw a sow the other day. It was beautiful.

23. When I live the best life, I am alone.

24, single but lonely, will be tortured.

25. Don't live in anyone's expectation.

26, single dog's happiness, I can't imagine, maybe it's because the authorities are fascinated.

27. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

29. I have finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I will start the second half of the year.

I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.

3 1, stop saying that you are single dog. The dog died long ago at your age.

32. I have always been a loner, with no companion and no shelter.

33. Tell Taohua that I don't have to blossom the sea by myself.

34. Being single is because someone in my heart can't support the second person.

35. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single idiot by IQ.

36. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

37. I'm still so worthless. I've been following your news everywhere.

38. Don't quarrel with your girlfriend, because all you win are singles.

39. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta.

40. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

4 1, a person's world, very quiet, quiet can hear your breathing and heartbeat.

42. The greatest advantage of being single is that so many sunny, handsome and rich gentlemen may become my boyfriends.

43. I would rather live alone than find an unsuitable person to live with.

44. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

Finally, we didn't even have a lukewarm greeting.

46. I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

47. A man's words can't be cashed just like a blank check.

48. I am the cutest! Lovely love. Nobody loves it.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise I was always worried that you would leave.

I haven't found myself yet. How can I find the other half?