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I just want to stay at home and chat on weekends (popular phrase 120)
? 1. If you don't leave the gate, you can't cross the second gate.
? 2. I feel that I have entered the old age and haven't gone out for a walk for many days.
? For the first time, staying at home for such a long holiday seems like a century.
? Protecting your health is the most important thing, and you are as timid as a mouse in the New Year.
? As a matter of fact, I have been staying at home these days. If I don't reply to the message, it's probably because I don't want to talk to you.
? 6. Staying at home is prone to depression. Get out more. You can jump off a building, jump into the sea, and crash. There are many choices in life.
? 7. I heard that staying at home is to contribute to society. What did you do when you went out this year?
? 8. It's not bad to go out and buy coffee at the risk of death and eat and drink at home.
? 9. Stay at home this Spring Festival, don't go out, don't visit! We study with our daughter and play with her! Let's watch a movie when the child falls asleep!
? 10. Friends always advise you not to stay at home, you won't find someone. That's hilarious. Do you think you can find someone when you go out to play?
? 1 1. Life is your own, and safety and health need to be maintained by everyone.
? 12. There is nothing wrong with staying at home. How comfortable it is to eat and sleep.
? 13. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.
? 14. On the fourth day of staying at home ... well ... I gave myself a house. ...
? 15. Looking up is confused, looking back is full of vicissitudes, looking down is the screen, blinking is the watch. I can only stay at home and eat my old money.
? 16. It rains at the weekend. It's so cool to stay at home and cook delicious chicken feet until you can't stop eating them.
? 17. I just want to stay at home, watch movies, play games, listen to songs and be in a daze.
? 18. Stay at home all day with messy hair.
? 19. It's nice and comfortable to enjoy leisure time at home with an empty head and bask in the sun alone.
? 20. It's freezing, people huddle at home and don't want to come out. At home, they watch TV, surf the Internet, or chat with family and friends to enjoy their happy leisure time.
? 2 1. It's good to be home. I can finally enjoy my life. It's always bad to eat out, nor is it good to eat at home.
? 22. Maybe we won't meet again for a long time, but does it matter? It is enough to wave goodbye slowly, turn around and leave your back with a smile, and don't leave any regrets for yourself, right?
? 23. I stayed at home and watched two sweet love movies on rainy days, so I need to be alone for a while.
? 24. There is still a long way to go. You can complain and cry, but you can't stop. Keep walking.
? 25. The news only informed you to wash your hands frequently and when to wash your hair and face. There was no notice, so you didn't dare to wash it for fear of violating the regulations.
? 26. Growing up is a cruel awakening process of constantly finding yourself cheated.
? 27. Don't eat idle meals, don't look cold; Don't hide yourself or expose others; Do not lose childlike interest and charm; Don't laugh at the poor and don't owe people money; Dont Ask For Help likes it, but doesn't hate it.
? 28. Decadent licking wounds and boring looking at others.
? I can't compare with the harmony between them.
? 30. You are so boring, you must try to make yourself not bored.
? 3 1. I often do something more boring than boring, and find pleasure and wealth from it.
? 32. Other people's eyes don't matter at all. You just decide your life according to your own preferences. I hope you can live a simple and peaceful life.
? 33. Business is dinner and love is dessert, so slow down, slow down again, don't worry, everything is the best arrangement.
? I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one in the evening and one in the morning.
? 35. People who can't find time for love will find time for blind date sooner or later.
? 36. You don't need too many gestures to play with your mobile phone, just one day.
? 37. In the past few days at home, the farthest place I have been is the door.
? 38. Life is like a shower, which is hot in the wrong direction.
? 39. I suggest that you don't always stay in the bedroom, but occasionally go for a walk in the living room balcony kitchen and bathroom.
? 40. The leaves were still green when I went out last time, but it snowed when I went out again.
? 4 1. I can get out of bed and sleep!
? 42. The number of WeChat steps has not broken 100!
? 43. If I disappear one day, please remember that I am at home.
? 44. I painted makeup for two hours, then took a selfie and took it off.
? 45. It's a beautiful day today. I'm going to play in the living room ~
? 46. Meeting is basically accidental, and all that can be identified is the difference between life and death.
? 47. Draw a circle with the charger as the radius and the bedside socket as the center.
? 48. It's better to lie comfortably than to go out and block up.
? 49. Watch TV at home and water the flowers.
? 50. The weekend was wonderful, but it passed too fast.
? 5 1. I cooked a big meal at home.
? I hope this beautiful day can last a few more days.
? 53. It turns out that staying at home on weekends is so relaxing.
? 54. Stay at home, do more exercise and build up your physique.
? 55. Now I know the fun of staying at home alone.
? I just want to stay at home this weekend.
? 57. Happy weekend, no shelf life, online value and delicious food.
? I like this simple and comfortable family life.
? 59. Although you can't go out to play, you can play at home.
? 60. What would it be like if you stayed at home alone on a hot summer day?
? 6 1. I have been at home all day, and I will go out to see the fallen leaves tomorrow.
? 62. During my stay at home, the happiest thing is that I have vegetables at home, so I don't have to go out to pick vegetables on the roof every day.
? 63. Homelovers may be avoiding problems and don't want to face such a failed self.
? 64. A nightgown carries the whole Spring Festival.
? 65. In the days at home, books are companionship.
? 66. After staying at home for a long time, the new buds on the willow branches spit out the fragrance of spring.
? 67. It rained all day, but it really didn't stop. I stayed at home and ate all day.
? 68. Stay at home and be healthy and safe.
? Lying at home every day is more tiring than going to work and losing sleep at night.
? 70. After the storm, this is the best time to stay at home and play.
? 7 1. This holiday, I am a stay-at-home girl, staying at home forever.
? 72. Family members often laugh and don't take medicine for minor illnesses.
? 73. The holiday has finally come, so you can lie at home.
? 74. Stay at home all day, light candles and start working.
? 75. It's nice to stay at home alone for a while, and it's always nice to stay at home.
? 76. Staying at home every day is boring, but it is also a contribution.
? 77. I want to surf the Internet at home, but it is boring when surfing the Internet.
? 78. On the first day at home, I gave myself a house.
? 79. Idle is idle anyway. Why not build a WeChat group to sing and sing?
? 80. Today is boring, too. It's too painful not to go out to play in such fine weather.
? 8 1. If we don't have a mobile phone, what are we playing now?
? 82. Live with a compass, not a clock.
? I bought a bar of soap downstairs. After taking a shower, I feel very uncomfortable. Take a closer look at the soap that turned out to be annoying.
? 84. Today the weather is fine and the sunshine is comfortable, but it's a pity that we can't go out to play.
? 85. I'm afraid to go anywhere this pregnancy. I haven't been out for days. After eating and sitting for a while, I went to lie down and sleep. I think lying down is the safest.
? 86. I haven't been out for several days, and I have to eat and sleep at home every day. Is this bad?
? 87. Study hard, nothing can stop me from studying. I'm closing the door again. I haven't been out for days.
? 88. I withered. I haven't gone out during the day for several days. I felt afraid of light when I came out, and now I'm going blind.
? 89. I haven't been out for several days, and I don't have to go out in the hot sun. It's a bit like working at home, but a little tired.
? 90. The more you paint, the more it collapses. You can never draw the feeling you want. You always feel that you are not working hard enough. Don't go out for a few days and need to decompress.
? 9 1. I haven't been out for several days, and the cold air at night actually feels cool. The days around the baby seem to have stopped, but the seasons outside the window change and the stars keep moving.
? 92. It's cold today, especially cold, especially afraid of cold. I didn't dare to go out for several days, and I didn't hold my breath today. I rode my little donkey and went out armed to the teeth.
? 93. It's cold and raining. I haven't been out for days. Clothes are getting wetter and wetter, so you can't go out to buy food. I'm going to eat dirt.
? 94. I can't go out at home during the Spring Festival, and I watched the cheese trap again!
? 95. I can't go out at home, so I have to cook to kill time. Mutton stew is delicious.
? 96. Because you can't go out, you are rejected at home! Anyway, I was rejected and said everything.
? 97. Actually, besides not going out for a barbecue, it's really cool to lie at home.
? 98. It's a beautiful day today. You can't go out while listening to the country radio at home.
? 99. I am bored to death at home every day, and I can't go out for a walk. My treadmill will be started by me.
? 100. Stay at home and don't go out. Keep reading and reading, I have almost memorized my lines.
? 10 1. Isn't this about me? A few days before the Chinese New Year, I had a perm. As a result, I can't go out at home every day. I don't want to make up or wash my hair.
? 102. After a day at home, it is suitable for one person and for one person to leave his hometown.
? 103. I took a day off and stayed at home! It's really hard to eat popsicles all day without turning on the air conditioner!
? 104. I stayed at home for a day and decided to go out for exercise in the future!
? 105. After reading at home all day, I feel dizzy and vent. Today's fish scale clouds are beautiful.
? 106. I stayed at home all day today and went out for a walk in the evening. I still like quiet weekends.
? 107. After a day at home, I still can't figure it out. I guess my brain is deprived of oxygen, too.
? 108. I stayed at home all day this weekend and felt groggy.
? 109. I stayed at home for a day, refused to beat about the bush by the fitness instructor, took a nap, and suddenly wanted to go out in the dead of night.
? 1 10. I still stayed at home during the May Day holiday. It is said that there are many people in the streets and mountains, so there are traffic jams everywhere. The home has also become particularly clean. I can't even hear the noise of the children downstairs in the community. Only the whistling wind outside the window let me know that it is not in my sleep.
? 1 1 1. On the first day of holiday, make breakfast and lunch, tidy up the balcony, water the flowers and plants, assemble the newly bought flower stand, then watch the variety show and brush the mobile phone, and plan to go for a walk in the future ~ It is also very fulfilling to stay at home all day!
? 1 12. I feel that I am still suitable to stay at home and then eat and sleep. Now I feel that it is unfriendly to turn to a circle of friends. I suddenly feel that it is good to take a day off and two days off. Actually, I can go out to play at night and then go home to sleep and go to work the next day.
? 1 13. It's a festival, that is, people are everywhere. So it is suitable to stay at home during holidays. Fat house is me!
? 1 14. Like me, it's 2: 00 and 1 line every day, but it's moldy at home!
? 1 15. It has been raining for more than a week, and this weekend is considered sunny. But it's still moldy at home.
? 1 16. I just want to stay at home and stay still. I just want to stay at home and grow moldy grass.
? Love is just a boring pastime to kill time.
? Life is boring, but it needs the company of seasons.
? 1 19. "What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood?" "We will help you collect the lucky money first."
? 120. Why do people get down on one knee when proposing marriage? God replied: kneeling is the grave.
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