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Talk about some embarrassing things in production. How many have you met?
The bosom friend said that giving birth to a child is like passing through the gate of hell, and it is not too much to say death. After being pregnant in October, expectant mothers are expecting and afraid when they are about to give birth. There will be all kinds of embarrassing things during or after childbirth. Let's see how much you've been through:
Embarrassed 1, painful internal examination.
Internal examination is almost a necessary process for every expectant mother. When we are about to give birth, the cervix will be opened, and when it is opened to 10 cm (commonly known as ten fingers), it will officially enter the forced delivery, but when it is opened to five or six fingers, it will be sent to the delivery room. Different hospitals are different. Then how do we know how many fingers have been opened in the cervix? This requires an internal examination by a doctor. At this time, the doctor will put his finger directly into your lower body. Although the process is short, it is painful and embarrassing. Some expectant mothers have to go through four or five internal inspections to know. Some expectant mothers exclaimed when they saw this. Do they have to put all ten fingers in? Haha, don't worry, the doctor can judge accurately with only two fingers, otherwise 10 fingers will be miserable.
At that time, Malaysia was lucky. She went through it twice. When she went to the hospital, she opened it finger by finger. After more than two hours, she felt defecation. During the internal examination, she went straight to the delivery bed. There is a little secret book. I saw someone sharing the pain before delivery online. I just started drinking a cup of thick honey water, and the palace mouth was about to open.
Embarrassed second, prepare skin
Skin preparation is a medical term, which actually means shaving pubic hair. If you go to the hospital with labor symptoms, you will arrange a nurse to prepare your skin, because shaving pubic hair is beneficial for doctors to disinfect and sew up the wound for pregnant mothers. There are also bacteria in pubic hair, and the fetus may be infected when passing through the perineum, thus causing diseases. Even caesarean section needs skin preparation, mainly to facilitate catheter insertion. Shaving pubic hair is good for cleaning perineum, and it is a necessary preparation before delivery, so expectant mothers don't have to feel embarrassed.
Embarrassment 3. Take off your clothes
For many expectant mothers, except for their husbands, this is the first time to be naked in front of others (not counting children, of course), and when giving birth, they should try their best to open their legs and expose their private parts to the doctor. If you give birth naturally, just take off your lower body. Because if you don't take off your clothes, all the operations of the doctor will not be carried out, and the baby will not be able to give birth smoothly. So mothers put away their shame for their little babies.
It is recommended to wear a long cotton-padded jacket or blouse during production, at least to cover the small PP, so as to avoid being too embarrassed when waiting for the palace entrance to be fully opened in the delivery room.
Embarrassment 5. Male doctor delivered the baby
At present, there are many male doctors in obstetrics and gynecology, so the chance of meeting a male doctor to deliver a baby is quite high. In fact, there are still many advantages for male doctors to deliver babies. Men are much calmer and do things more neatly than women in an emergency. Some studies have found that when doing caesarean section, their incision can be smaller and more accurate than that of female doctors. So expectant mothers should not feel embarrassed. Those who ask for a new doctor when they see a male doctor delivering a baby are simply joking about the baby and their own safety. It is wise to relax and cooperate with the doctor at this time.
It is suggested that expectant mothers who are about to give birth should be prepared for delivery by male doctors and think more about the benefits of male doctors, so as not to be unable to adjust their status at that time.
Embarrassed 6, incontinence
Because when the fetal head descends, it will exert pressure on the rectum. If there is just residual excrement in the rectum, it will cause defecation. If you feel a strong feeling of defecation during labor pains, congratulations, your cervix has been completely opened or nearly completely opened. In the process of production, many parturients have experienced excessive urinary incontinence and flying stools. But you don't have to be embarrassed. Doctors are used to these things. You just have to cooperate according to the doctor's instructions.
Embarrassment 7. Side cutting
When the fetal head is about to be delivered, many people will cut the perineum with a knife to protect it. Because when delivering a fetal head with a diameter of about 10 cm, many new mothers will definitely have perineal lacerations of different degrees without the help of a midwife; Once laceration occurs, there will be many sequelae after delivery. If episiotomy can be done in time, there will be no sequelae, which is good for new mothers and babies. Don't worry about the pain of side cutting, because the pain of side cutting is not worth mentioning at all. Malaysia feels like a piece of paper being lightly crossed.
It is suggested to treat lateral cutting correctly. As long as the care is good, it will not have much impact on life except for scars and itching for several months.
Embarrassed 8, yelling, no image.
We often see pictures of giving birth on TV, and the mothers are screaming with heartbreak. In reality, many people just silently follow the doctor's instructions to exert themselves and save their physical strength. Generally, this kind of people have a smooth production. But it is difficult for many people to do it. Let's talk about the mother herself. At that time, she endured the pain without saying a word. She just grabbed the quilt and endured, and the child came out. Finally, the long-awaited child came out. Before I could relax, something more painful came-sewing. Sewing the side cut wound four times, this process is simply torture. The baby has come out and breathed a sigh of relief, so all kinds of ghosts scream. The doctor said that the more I scream, the slower I sew, but I can't help it! ! ! I can't control myself at all. ........................................................................................................................................................................
Suggestion: expectant mothers should never make a hullabaloo about during labor pains and childbirth. Preserving physical strength is king. You can learn the breathing skills during childbirth in advance and practice them often to avoid forgetting when you are nervous.
Embarrassment 9. Take off your pants and open your legs at any time.
If all kinds of embarrassing things encountered in production will be diluted because of the pain and the expectation of the early arrival of children, then this matter is the embarrassing commanding height of novice mothers. Because it happens within 2-3 days after you leave the delivery room. We usually stay in hospital for 2-3 days after delivery, which is beneficial to the care of our wounds. These days, we disinfect twice every morning and evening, and a doctor will check your wound recovery at any time. Sometimes in ..............................................................................................................., a doctor will take several intern nurses to study the wound recovery of your private parts! ! ! !
I wish every expectant mother can give birth to a healthy baby smoothly, and every baby can grow up healthily and happily!
The above are embarrassing things that Malaysia encountered or heard during childbirth. Besides these, what other embarrassing things have you encountered during childbirth?
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