It's almost gone I knew it.

1, since you can't speak, it's better to laugh it off; Since you can't let go, you might as well be proud.

Everyone has his own distinct views and personality. Don't change others by knowing the way. Similarly, don't be changed by others. If you change, you are not yourself.

In the long life, we should not be afraid of the unknown, don't worry about the past, wait with a smile and be the best ourselves.

If a person really cares about you enough, then he can always find time to accompany you, without excuses, lies and promises that cannot be fulfilled.

5, angry with others 1 minute, you lose 60 seconds of happiness in life. So we should learn to be ruthless and gradually become indifferent to everything.

If you let go, you won't be lonely. It will be clear when you stand far away. If you don't fantasize, you won't feel anything You don't care if you don't expect it. Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.

7. I used to think that if I liked someone seriously, I would be liked by that person equally seriously. Later, I finally know that the most importune thing is emotion, and the most puzzling thing is emotion.

8. The saddest love is not that two parallel lines are so far apart, but like two intersecting lines, which gradually drift away after knowing each other.

10, you don't need to tell everyone how those hard days got through, but one day you have to shout to the world: I successfully spent the gloomy time in my life.

1 1. Be yourself and express your feelings, because people who care about you are not important to you, and people who are important to you won't mind.

12, true good love has always been effortless love, and it doesn't need to be deliberately pleasing, let alone hard work, but the comfort of two people.

13, there is no endless rain in the sky, only memories that can't be let go; There is no experience in life that you can't get through, only yourself that you can't get out of. There is no need to always blame yourself, just work hard, cherish and feel at ease!

Life motto: Every minute you are angry, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

1, fate is not giving up, but trying. Fate is not luck, but choice.

2, don't covet unexpected wealth, the contented are always happy.

When we send flowers to others, we are the first people to smell the flowers!

What you see in your own eyes is actually more important than what others see.

5. It's best to weigh yourself before talking about others.

6. If the loss is painful, are you afraid to pay?

7, frustrated once, deepen the understanding of work and life.

No one can control happiness, only you can hold on to it.

9, brave, not necessarily have the result, but not brave, there must be no result.

10, when you are sad, don't forget that you have to move on!

1 1, never regret, we can't choose the way back, but we must face the challenges that have been caused soberly.

12, no contempt, no patience, no struggle, no conquerable destiny.

13. Learn to save in life. If you work hard, you will have a bumper harvest.

14, talk less and do more, and every sentence will be valued by others; Talk more and do less, and every word will be ignored by others.

15, the happiest time is often the beginning of failure.

16. If you regret yesterday today, you will regret today tomorrow.

17, don't hope for things you are not sure about, then you won't be disappointed.

18, living in doubt and fear is a waste of life.

19, small success depends on friends, great success depends on enemies.

20. Actually, there is no despair in life. Despair lies in your own heart not being opened.

One minute of anger will lose 60 seconds of happiness,

1, I really want you to betray others and let you know that I am the only one in the world who wants you.

2, the heart does not move, it will not hurt.

3. One minute of anger loses 60 seconds of happiness.

4, be serious, don't talk nonsense, you have to know that many feelings are drawn to the end.

Wise men look for themselves, fools look for others. Nice game name

6. There are always many accidents and coincidences in life. Two parallel lines may intersect one day.

7. I believe that some people will hate you because of your shortcomings, but others will like you because you are real and natural.

We're not like this. Love was supposed to belong to me.

9, senior cream and senior sugar, senior ladies go to the toilet. When you feel that there is no paper in your pocket, there are two pieces of shit in your ass.

10, sometimes the past must be let go. Only in this way can there be room for new things to enter our lives.

1 1, we say goodbye. We really didn't meet again.

12, I'm just afraid of losing you, so I'll try my best to win you over.

13, I never expect anyone to pity me, it doesn't matter, the sky is falling, I will carry it myself. ....

Thank you for being unhappy and making me happy for so long.

15, a person, and his beloved love each other, rather than hurting each other, why, but we have to hurt each other so hard.

1 minute humorous jokes full of laughter

1. Dad was furious when he saw Xiaoming doing something wrong and wanted to beat him up. Mother pleaded, please give him a break this time! It's not too late to punish him next time! Dad asked, that's easy for you to say. What if he doesn't succeed next time

2. Dad asked, why don't you do your homework?

My son said he was watching cartoons for a minute.

Dad asked, do you know how much you can do in a minute?

Mom says your father can plant your seeds in one minute.

The beauty queen used to be in our class. Since the head teacher asked her to sit with me, I was beaten three times and threatened seven times by my senior classmates. I am paralyzed. I knew I wouldn't talk back to the head teacher.

4. I've been told that it's so cool to open a room, but I've never tried it. Finally, one day I couldn't help getting a room. It's really cool to sleep alone in such a big bed!

Teachers always ask students to concentrate on their studies.

One day, classmate A asked: Teacher, can I listen to music while studying?

As soon as he asked this question, he was immediately scolded by the teacher.

After a while, classmate B asked, Teacher, can you study while listening to songs?

The teacher nodded in agreement. .

6. I am a sophomore. One day, I suddenly felt abdominal pain and farting in the self-study class, but the classroom was very quiet and I didn't dare to play it loudly. I had to play bit by bit, and finally there was a sound. At this time, the second-rate students in the back row came to a sentence: quite fart, let you break.

7. The couple went to the jewelry store, and the wife took a fancy to a ring and stood there all the time. Husband: Wife, do you like it?

Wife: Well, it's beautiful. I feel satisfied even if I wear it for a minute.

Husband hands a trick: miss, come here.

The wife quickly tugged at her husband's clothes: Why, you see how expensive it is!

Husband: Nothing, miss. Bring this ring here. He took the ring and put it on by his wife's hand.

His wife is particularly beautiful in her heart. Look left and right.

After a while, the husband grabbed his wife's hand again: just one minute. With that, I handed the ring to the salesgirl. Thank you!

Wife: Nima. 1 minute humorous jokes full of laughter

8. When I was watching a movie, the screen suddenly turned black, but the sound was still there. An audience jumped up and shouted, What are you doing? Shake the mouse!

9. I asked my son: Did you call my dad and go home for dinner tonight? He said: I called my father and an aunt answered. My heart sank and I was unhappy. The son continued: Aunt said: The line you dialed is busy, please redial later.

10, chatting with my son one day.

Me: Son, did you know that you cried badly when you were born? Your father and I are arguing to death.

My son gave me a white look: well, the first time I saw you, I knew I had the wrong baby. Can I not cry sadly?

Me:.

1 1. When I was sick, my father took me to infusion. At that time, the infusion tubes were all equipped with rollers to adjust the speed. In the middle of infusion, my father was too slow, too slow, and adjusted it again. Over and over again, the roller fell off and the water flowed straight into my veins, which really hurt. Dad didn't call the nurse when he saw it, so he pulled out the needle himself. He said he didn't lose and took me home. Don't doubt that I am my own.

12, several colleagues were idle and talked about the experience of giving birth to a baby. After listening for a long time, an elder sister suddenly said: You also order something! On the day of giving birth, the interns came to the hospital just in time, and they were all handsome guys! I regret it! I got married early! Dizzy! Sister, I think you still don't hurt! ! !

13, you said that the first guy in the world knew that milk could be drunk. What did he do to the cow?

14, M: Do you know the name of a single man?

Woman: Yes, single dog.

Man: What's the name of that single woman?

W: I don't know. ...

Man: the dog ignores it. .

15, my brother's daughter-in-law is twins, and they look exactly alike. Every time the two sisters come out to play, they have to wear different clothes, otherwise they can't tell each other clearly. One day, my buddy went to the toilet, changed the sisters' clothes, and then took his daughter-in-law out to wait for a joke. The goods came back drunk, pushed open the door, took a look and asked my wife. Then he said to the daughter-in-law sitting there, where is your sister? Let's call him back and go home and ask him why he feels good. He replied that his sister was ugly, and I wondered if it was born to her mother. . . . What about the agreed twin plot? . . What about my sister-in-law? . . It doesn't make sense. .

16, there are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

17, shopping with a second-rate husband as the background. . .

Go to the daily necessities section to cut it.

Husband: Do you have any glue here?

Shop assistant: What do you want to post, sir?

Husband: My foreskin is open!

Shop assistant: You look silly. .....

Husband: The skin on my bag is open. ...

Don't look at me, salesman. I don't know him.

18. When I get married and have a husband, I will point my nose at him and scold him. Where did I go a few years ago? I have been waiting for such a long time. Whose fucking wife are you calling? Who the fuck do you warm your hands for in winter? Who the fuck are you sending fans to? Who the fuck are you going shopping with? Who the fuck are you talking to?

19. Yesterday, a friend suddenly came across a word that Apple didn't know and asked me what it meant. Stupid! I don't even know about apples. He suddenly said, isn't Apple an iphone?

20, staying in bed is the minimum respect for the weekend.

2 1. In a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

22. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

23. The son and children are playing at the gate of the community. When passing by, the son said, Dad, we are playing house.

I looked at the little girl playing together and said meaningfully, son, you should cherish the happy life now. ...

Alas alas, this female comrade, how did you take your daughter away?

24. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's that life has turned my mother into a bitch.

25. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

26. A chicken slipped down the mountain, which is an interesting story.

27. I always feel that a bed that is too neatly paved will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

28. When I was in college, my roommate took a fancy to a northeast girl. One day, my roommate invited this girl to dinner. I remember it was past eleven when the buddy came back.

He's already drunk enough. We asked him how he did it, and he said, "If I had one drink, she would have two. How the fuck is this investigated? " .