Humorous remarks about losing weight and being unable to keep one's mouth shut

Humorous remarks about losing weight:

1. The slogan of foodies is to eat before losing weight. As a couple, we lost more and more weight!

2. When I’m full tonight, I’ll lose weight tomorrow.

3. If you can’t stand such a delicious meal, eat full first and then lose weight!

4. Seriously, I will lose weight after eating this meal.

5. If you have food today, eat it now, and you will be fatter tomorrow and worry about it tomorrow.

6. After eating and drinking, I think of my great cause of losing weight!

7. Let’s do drugs late at night, eat a full meal together and then lose weight.

8. Eat in the bowl, look at the pot, and then think about how to lose weight tomorrow.

9. Can you lose weight without eating? In fact, it is correct to lose weight after eating full.

10. When you see someone who can’t keep his mouth shut, eat full first and then lose weight!

11. The happiness that comes from eating is the most glorious thing for foodies. Only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight.

12. As long as you mix it well, you can lose weight even if you eat enough every day! Don't ever go on a diet again, it's not cost-effective.

13. Eat enough and then lose weight. One bowl of delicious Cross-Bridge Rice Noodles is not enough for two bowls.

14. After eating, wait for me to lose weight, brother, wait for me to fall in love.

15. Don’t be happy without meat. Eat until you are full before losing weight.

16. There are unexpected events in the sky, and people have sudden egg tarts.

17. When you are unhappy, take a nap and let it go. It's OK to be sad, but it's not OK to hurt your stomach.

18. I am gaining weight, and everyone who sees it is aware of it.

19. Why do experts recommend that you eat 70% full for dinner and save 30% for midnight snacks?

20. The moon fell into the sea, and it will be fished out of the sea tonight.

21. Anyone who loses weight knows that the main thing to control their diet is to eat less staple food, and side dishes do not matter.

22. The idea of ????a foodie is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

23. Some ricers are equivalent to foodies, but foodies are not necessarily ricers. The fundamental difference between the two is that the foodie is good at eating and the foodie is good at eating.

24. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies, and those who are not so good-looking but still like to eat can only be called losers. This is such a painful realization.

25. A true foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenges the bulging belly.