Recognize the reality of love and say: you don't have to set it to leave me alone, I won't bother you again.

2, feelings are like this, you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, someone will always hurt you!

I finally understand the meaning of futility: it's like catching shadows.

Nothing can replace you. Nothing can replace you.

Jerry Yan, I am actually a kind person.

6. How can lonely patients and popular lovers stay together for a long time?

7. Most of your gossip comes from your close friends.

8. A woman is like this. Take off her pants once and she will remember you for a lifetime.

9. Don't set it as Do Not Disturb. I won't bother you again.

10, I am a great person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

1 1, pregnancy is like pregnancy. As long as you are pregnant, you are not afraid of not having children, and you are afraid that you will not be pregnant!

12, you always call me lazy, yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up.

13, with the growth of age, people gradually become disdainful because they have to pretend to be an image.

14, I'm waiting for you to wait for the person who will take me around the world.

15, waiting for rain is the fate of an umbrella's life ... so wait for me?

Sorry, I won't bother you again.

Many people, suddenly no longer contact,

It has nothing to do with the importance, but it has something to do with whether or not to have an affair.

We have to admit that people put their tea cold,

Even if you leave for a short time, you leave when you leave.

Not all turn around, there are people waiting for you in the same place.

When you care, you don't even care about yourself

I don't care. I don't even care about myself.

What difference does it make if you don't care?

Aren't they all desperate?

Love is conditional, as long as you love me,

Otherwise, what qualifications do you have to enjoy my contribution?

Speaking of the afterlife,

Then your fate will break up in your life.

Some things have nothing to do with responsibility,

When did it happen? That may be just your wishful thinking.

Flowers bloom and fall, just for the result.

Good or bad, we should face it calmly.

Because that's what you've been after,

It's just that you may be disappointed in the end.

Maybe everyone's good night to you will be warmer,

There are also many people who say good night to you.

Or maybe the word good night has been given the meaning of I love you,

As for good night, it will be special.

But who can give you good morning every morning,

Never more than two,

Even if the literal meaning of good morning is not so gorgeous,

But the person who says good morning to you must love you very much.

Qq please don't disturb the sentence.

1, Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

2, DD I'm playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

3. Hello, I am the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

4. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.

5. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

6. I was busy, sleepy and helpless, and decided to jump off the building.

7. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

8. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

9, rob a bank … come on, remember to put socks on your head, it is best to buy Langsha brand …

10, the above information is mistaken for a virus, please try again later.

1 1. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.

12, the host is self-checking, and the keyboard and mouse will take the opportunity to go out to cool off. I am his refrigerator, and I am slow in typing, but you are slow in speaking. Don't worry. ...

13, my present posture: WC, posture: squatting face: convulsive state: exertion. ...

14, the owner didn't bring paper to the toilet!

15, the main reason is myocardial infarction … dying … If you want to leave a message, please dial 120 first!

16, your QQ has been infected with Trojan virus. Please send "I love you" to start the firewall, and the system will automatically kill virus for you.

17, alas-you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

18, I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!

19, hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

20. I didn't see the news just now Send it again ...

2 1, go away, if you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I pose at the photo head!

22, in the shower, do not disturb, peep, please buy tickets, 40 individuals, 20% groups, booking phone: I will not tell him the average person!

23. Scholars hide in the network and wait for beautiful women; Escape from the complexity of the world makes me speechless all day.

24. Hi! I'm not here now. If necessary, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the sound of "drip"!

25, di, this is an automatic reply, MM please send it again and I will contact you; JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

26. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

27. Be right back after the commercial!

Didn't we agree yesterday that you should pay me back? How come nothing happened!

29. The computer is processing your information. Please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll call you back when I hear the sound.

3 1. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

32. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

33. The subscriber you called is streaking ... Please redial later!

34. What did you send? I see how it is garbled!

35. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

36. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!

37. Go to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest. Wait till I get back.

38. I can't say hello to you because my donkey went to the Animal Protection Association and told me that I had deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

39, stop arguing, I want to guess the password with God and decide to make lunch for the loser!

40. One day, a nun rang the bell, and the Buddha said: Fallen is rebirth. I'm going to fall. Don't make any noise. If I wake up, I will strangle you. ...

4 1, Bajie, I'm fighting with the goddess Chang 'e, and I'll see you in Gaolaozhuang later. ...

I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

If you want the host to leave, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep. ...

44. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press CtrlAltDel to return.

45. Hello, I'm going to kill some people. I'll be back soon.

46. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's all I have to say to me.

Sorry, the network is disconnected, please resend …

48. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

Please wait while your hard disk is being formatted. ...

Sorry, I won't bother you again.

1. The first button was buckled wrong, and you didn't find it until the last button was buckled. Some things are wrong from the beginning, but only at the end have to admit it.

Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to say a lot, and when we open our mouths, it becomes a series of ellipsis ... and finally we all stay in our hearts silently.

The following story has nothing to do with you. After a brief intersection, they forgot each other. Although the time is not long, it is also very sad.

When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, I cried first. I didn't know until I grew up that sometimes tears hurt more than blood.

Don't wronged yourself for anyone. Humility is not what you deserve. Remember the principle of holding hands with your left hand and holding your heart with your right hand.

6. Some things can be forgotten, some things can be remembered, some things can be willingly, and some things are beyond our power.

7. You can be hot and cold to me, but wait until one day, I really leave. At that time, you will know that I am not disappointed in you, but desperate.

8. There are always some things that make you meet some people inadvertently. Don't feel how important you are in other people's world, maybe it's just a casual acquaintance.

9. I also know that I am worthless. Even if you are hot and cold, you can give me a little sweetness, and I will give you everything again. I also feel very tired and sad. Softness is the most fatal weakness. I know everything, but I will do it till death do us part.

10. I think I'm still not mature enough to control my impetuous heart calmly. I understand the truth, but it's not the truth that can comfort me, it's you.

In winter, he gives you a cup of warm water But you were thinking about other drinks, so you put it aside. When you think of that glass of water, it's a pity that it has frozen. You can't complain any more. Don't forget, the water was hot at first.

12. You are an adult, you can't lose your temper, you can't put all your emotions on your face, you can't waste your time, you have to earn more money by yourself, you have to know that staying up late is not good for your health, you have to learn to speak according to the situation, and you have to learn to deal with the troubles after crying. You must take on the responsibility of being an adult.

13. I can't hide secrets or sadness, just like I can't hide the joy of loving you and the hesitation when I am apart. I'm so calm. You want to hurt, you hurt.

14. Over the years, I think I've missed many people, suffered many betrayals, and felt embarrassed. It really doesn't matter, as long as I can't die, I can still stand up. Don't underestimate me, I'm not that fragile.

15. Some people should forget. People don't care about you, so why should they wronged themselves? No matter how painful and sad you are, people will not see you and will not feel bad for you. Who are you sorry for?

16. There are always some things that we don't want to happen, but we must accept; There are always some things that we don't want to know, but we must understand; There are always people we can't live without, but we must learn to let go.