Humor and Funny —— Talking about the humor of power failure in summer (79 selected sentences)

In summer, the power went out. Tell me about Daquan 1. Maybe after the power failure, I'm not looking for candles, but looking for you.

Do you know why the weather here is so hot? Because the two-child policy was liberalized a few years ago, the sun naturally became two.

3. On New Year's Eve, I was at home with my mobile phone dead, ready to grab a red envelope. What about you?

I'm so cute that you cut off the power on a hot day. Do you want me to be evaporated by sweat?

The highest temperature has reached 34 degrees today, and the temperature will continue to rise and even reach 37 degrees in the next few days! Roasting geese, what's even more disturbing is that when the weather is hot, there will be power outages.

6. It's only 28 or 29 degrees so hot that I can't sleep. When I was a freshman, there was no air conditioning in my dormitory. How can I go up 30 degrees?

7. I used to look forward to being lazy for a while at work, but now I'm really unhappy because … summer is coming, and it's getting hot.

8. I fell in love with my mobile phone, so the panel was jealous. It used a power outage to * *.

9. Even if the computer is always disconnected, I will give my sister a small power outage. Depressed, damn it.

10, when I was a child, I thought it was fun to lose power. At that time, there was a finger dance game by candlelight, and there were stars all over the sky to accompany me. Now? I just want to call as soon as possible. Without electricity, the world would disappear.

1 1. I was alone in the dormitory, and the power went out. I couldn't help thinking of something.

12, explosion, I just wrote a paper at home and didn't save it. The computer suddenly went black, not bitcoin ... Without power, I have no love for life. Virgo must be sailing against the current recently.

13, the company lost power yesterday, and the home lost power today. It's really not who's angry. I really can't stand it.

14, do you know what it feels like to turn on the air conditioner and suddenly lose power in summer? It's like meeting someone you think you'll never see again on your way to school.

15, don't let this affect your mood. Calm down, no matter what, be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, just let nature take its course.

16, half is the melted ice cream in your hand, and the other half is the fine sweat on your forehead.

17. Although the power outage is inconvenient, don't be depressed. The occasional power outage is also an adjustment. Some people like power outages and can stop working.

18, the power outage is really going to kill people, okay? You can go out for refuge when you stop during the day, and feel half-cooked when you stop for two hours in the middle of the night.

19, it was so hot that it was going to explode, and it ended with a cold shower. It was really hard to live without power.

20. That night, it was the first power failure I ever encountered. I will never forget it.

2 1. It is a rare experience to sleep in the stove when the power is cut off in summer.

22. There is no reason to be unhappy today, despite the power failure and the hot weather. But there is no reason to be unhappy.

It's late at night and I suddenly want to study. Unfortunately, the power went out. When I found the candle, it was already dawn.

Although it is very busy and hot today, we still have dinner together. We should be happy every day and look forward to rain.

25. On this rare night of power failure, our hearts seem to have returned to nature.

26. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

27. I was the only one at home who suddenly lost power, fearing that I wouldn't dare to sleep with me. Gratitude.

28. The power went out when the air conditioner continued to live in summer. How can I stand it?

29. The beautiful scenery here is quite good, but it would be better if there were no typhoons.

30. I finally spent the night alone, washed my feet and ate. I want to go home to catch a scene, but the power has not come yet … bah …

3 1, summer is very hot, and birds don't know where to hide; Plants and trees hang their heads; The puppy was so hot that it stuck out its tongue and gasped, even the power was cut off? !

32. Tell the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will be cold! It won't be hot!

33. When you come here, there will be a power outage. When you play music alone, I will look at the wall and the wall will look at me. what can I do?

34. The power is out! Help me! It's so hot that I can do anything with air conditioning. ! !

35. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

36. It was really hot when the power went out on a hot day, but when I thought about my salary, I suddenly felt really cold.

37. House is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

38. Early in the morning, cicadas cried loudly to tell people that another hot day had begun. Suddenly the power went out, and I was so depressed that I couldn't describe it.

39. The power went out, and I dare not send a circle of friends. I'm afraid you'll see. Time stops on the day when you say you don't love me.

40. When chatting with my girlfriend on the computer, I am most afraid of sudden power failure.

Talking about the Humorous Mood of Power Cut in Summer

1, do I have insomnia syndrome? Being woken up by heat due to power failure, my mother was upset and wanted to hit someone.

2. Suddenly the power went out and the air conditioner was gone. Love city ...

3. The power is out. I think I'm in a sauna. What is naive in summer is that you can't live without air conditioning for a second.

The power was cut off during the storm. God, what keeps me awake from nine o'clock is the heat! Call quickly.

5. Fortunately, the unit had a power outage and cleaned up the house inside and outside.

6. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. Uncle policeman shouted, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

7, power outages are uncomfortable, and power outages in summer are even more uncomfortable! "Calm and natural" is a lie!

8. The clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and several dark brown crickets with big bellies jumped around like springs.

9. The weather like a stove is really terrible.

10, the feeling of being abandoned by the whole world: other people's homes are brightly lit, your home is blacked out, and you are alone at home.

1 1. Due to power failure, the school was closed early. As soon as I arrived at the school gate, I heard someone shouting, "Brothers, run!

12, just fell asleep for less than 2 hours, and the power went out. I slept until 6 o'clock in a daze and was completely awakened by the heat.

13, the power outage in summer is really going to die.

14, I felt like I was in a big disaster last night ... it was really difficult to cut off the power. I woke up several times and didn't sleep well at all. I want to cook some jujube porridge to make up for it.

15, I love this summer's cattail leaf fan. Power failure in summer can save lives.

16, I can't sleep because of the heat, and the air conditioner can't satisfy me. I want to drink ice, the cold kind.

17. There are no people touching porcelain on the road. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

18, this year is special. Because of the power failure at home, I went to the city to have New Year's Eve dinner.

19, there were several power outages in summer, and the wind was not at all in such a dense building complex.

20. Summer comes so fast that people deeply realize what extreme heat is within a few days.

2 1, Yue Lao: Now everyone who is looking for an object is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

22. Due to the power failure, the activity was delayed for one hour.

These young people rely on computers for everything, but as long as the power goes out.

24, power cuts and water cuts to see the weather, eating with rain, bathing and shampooing without food.

25, get up early one day, the word power outage has been upgraded to the level of natural and man-made disasters in summer.

26, I fell into the water at the same time, first save, first save, let me cool down in the water.

27. The weather is so hot recently, I feel that summer is coming, and I seem to see fireflies when I walk!

28. The tireless cry of cicadas brings people a kind of summer irritability. Without a breath of wind, the earth is like a steamer.

There was a power outage around 29.20: 00, and the night without fans was extremely hot, and impetuousness followed, because of the heat? Or is it because there is not enough time? Maybe both.

30. It rained heavily and the classroom was cut off. You don't need to do your homework or go out to see the exhibition. Famous witness plays mobile phone fluently, haha

3 1, you will be presumptuous in hot weather and restrained in cold weather. The temperature today is not too high for eating ice cream!

32. I like to eat hot pot in hot weather and ice cream in cold weather. I don't know what to pursue. On the contrary, it feels great.

33. It thundered but didn't rain, and the power went out. It's too hot.

34. After the concert, I chartered a car back to Guangzhou in the middle of the night. I'm so tired that I've encountered a large-scale power outage, which I've never encountered for the first time.

35. There is electricity everywhere else. My house seems to have been cut off by lightning. It's too hot. How can I sleep without a fan?

36. When the power went out at night, my mother used her cattail leaf fan to drive away the heat.

37, the company power failure, hi Piri, have afternoon tea, start work, come to work at two o'clock, get off work at five o'clock.

38. The hot sunset outside the window shines on the vast grassland, but there is no figure, which makes people feel that they have entered the original zone.

39. Hello, there is a power failure in your area, and the phone is expected to be at 6 pm. It's too hot ... it's too hot ... ah ... during the power outage, everyone seems to have participated in an "unusual" ceremony. Homework becomes unimportant-there is no electricity to write.