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How to gently ridicule a sentence with low quality?

How to gently ridicule a low-quality sentence (1) 1? People who walk in front can become stronger, while those who walk behind can only become weaker.

2.? Sometimes human nature is really sad. Do you have to trample on your personality to understand how shameless your behavior is? In that case, I can't stand it. Everyone wants face and dignity. So when you know that others hate you, will you please respect yourself?

3.? Don't see what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.

4.? I often sigh that people's hearts are not as good as water. Running water makes waves just because the beach is in distress, but people's hearts will be much ado about nothing, which is more sinister and unpredictable than running water.

5.? You are not very cheap, you are so cheap that people don't know what to say.

6.? You look very fauvism!

7.? Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

8.? The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

9.? People are not bad, just habits. Everyone has habits, but the depth is different. As long as he has a good heart, forgive him if he can, and don't treat him as a bad person.

10.? You look illegal!

1 1.? A slap can't fasten you to the wall.

12.? As long as a person has achieved his position and position in high school, his fame will greatly increase and he will become famous all over the world.

13.? People should be a lentil in the workplace. No matter who steps on it, the result is still the same, flat and faint.

14.? When you smile, the wolf hangs himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When it stopped, it smelled bad. When you look at it, the world is shocked. You sweat, lice suffer. You are uglier than a ghost without dressing up. When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you.

15.? I really want to put you in a cage and wander the streets, tasting delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

16.? Some people are simply a four, except two or two, MINUS two or two, which is really twice as much as two plus two plus two.

17.? Life with incomplete evolution, alien with gene mutation.

18.? Jin Jian, if you don't practice, practice the silver sword. If you don't practice the upper sword, practice the lower sword.

19.? Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

20.? If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

How to gently ridicule a sentence with low quality (2) 1? What you want to love is not the imaginary prince charming, but the one who can accompany you through the ups and downs.

2.? This is the truth that people should at least understand, or that sentence, people should live with dignity, otherwise they will be like walking dead. I don't want to denigrate anyone's personality. I just want to live my own life and say it again: please respect yourself!

3.? Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

4.? You said that a great beauty is ashamed of flowers in recent months and has no quality.

5.? From now on, I want to know that everyone in life is going through a similar test. If I persevere, keep trying and go forward, I will succeed.

6.? If rational analysis can't support you to make a decision, leave it to your heart!

7.? Don't always call others cheap, maybe you are even cheaper than me.

8.? What is more troublesome than meeting a bitch is ... meeting two bitches at the same time.

9.? It's really nothing, but every morning I hide from the wolf. They meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together.

10.? The word bitch doesn't deserve to be used on you!

1 1.? I'll give you a dime. Please give me some small change. Thank you.

12.? You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious!

13.? Sorry to make you laugh!

14.? You chased me naked for two kilometers, and I called myself a gangster once!

15.? A group of NBs flew south, one minute in S and one minute in B.

16.? Don't tell anyone that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

17.? A stinking garbage man is the source of the word "tucao".

18.? How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

19.? It's not your fault that you are stupid, it's your fault that you are in the water!

20.? Jane doe from Class 85, please respect yourself. Don't feel how beautiful you are. Actually, it's not even as good as p.

How to gently ridicule a sentence with low quality (3) 1? When a person is no longer precious, the lively scene where relatives and friends gathered in the past suddenly disappeared, and the front door became deserted.

2.? You are very creative, but I know ugliness is not your intention. People over 90 years old are surprised to see this kick hit the ground, and people under 9 years old are also surprised. I hope God won't lose his temper, and I hope you live bravely. Set off the beauty of the world with your ugliness!

3.? Dreams are destined to be a lonely journey, and there will inevitably be doubts and ridicule on the way, but so what, even if you are black and blue, you must live beautifully.

4.? The top of the head is as white as silver, and the scales are not divided. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

5.? It's okay, Zhong Wuyan. It's okay, Xia Yingchun.

6.? Who said you weren't sick? Call his mother to see me!

7.? If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

8.? If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

9.? Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

10.? I have intensive phobia, and I can't get close to people with more thoughts.

1 1.? Human feelings are as changeable as ups and downs. In order to compete for fame and fortune and make old friends for life, you can actually draw a sword against each other.

12.? What's the use of being handsome? You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

13.? There are three kinds of people in the world: first, people whose conscience is eaten by dogs. Second, people whose conscience is not eaten by dogs. Third, a conscience can eat the whole dog.

14.? It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

15.? It's hard to draw bones when drawing tiger skin.

17.? Are you a descendant of Archimedes? You only argue.

18.? You were kissed by a pig when you were a child!

19.? Mosquitoes bite your face and want to commit suicide.

20.? Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

A person's classic talk: a person's night show, a person's carnival, a person's drunkenness, a person's.

1, it's nice to have someone who loves. Actually, I'm fine alone. Life is only a few decades, why not try to die alone?

It took me five years to grow from a girl to a man. A person's night show, a person's carnival, a person's drunkenness, a person's sleep. I want to have a broad mind to embrace this beautiful world, but later I found that the only person who can really embrace is myself.

3. Some things can only be done by one person. Some customs can only go through by one person. There are some roads. You can only go alone.

4. Proud people always destroy themselves in pride.

Don't try to impress someone who doesn't love you with persistence.

6. Maybe a person will be afraid of falling in love for a long time, afraid that that person will change himself too much, afraid that he will be affected too much, and afraid that it will be too much trouble for two people to be together.

7. Only dreams deserve to make you uneasy, and only actions can relieve your uneasiness.

8, too painful wounds, you dare not touch; Too deep sorrow, you dare not comfort; Too cruel, too cruel, sometimes, you don't even dare to look.

9. Nobody likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.

10, a person is also quite good, carefree, traveling around the world at home.

1 1. Since you have identified a road, don't ask how long it will take.

12, I thought love could fill the regret in life. However, it has created more regrets. But it happened to be love.

13, instead of relying on inspirational sentences to inspire, it is better to summon up courage to embarrass yourself once.

14, once people are fascinated by their weakness, they will be weak, and they will fall on the street and fall to the ground, which is lower than the ground under the gaze of everyone.

15, even the best things will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, it will be forgotten one day. People who love again will leave one day. No matter how beautiful the dream is, there is also a day to wake up.

One's loneliness, one's rainy days and one's music. ...

It's the rainy season all year round. What should I do if it rains?

The replies received are really not one or two.

Some people say reading.

Some people say sleep.

Even let me cook a delicious table and invite my friends to eat.

Give me a break.

When it is difficult

I just want to lie in bed and enjoy the rainy day quietly.

How many times have I fantasized about leaning against the window and enjoying the raindrops outside?

Hit the window sash and landed in the grass.

The quiet ticking seems to have taken away too many thoughts.

There is a familiar "rainy day" in the room

What if it rains? I miss you so much.

I dare not call you, I can't find the reason.

Why does the sound of insomnia become so familiar?

Silent scene

Be your substitute.

Listen to raindrops with me

Expectation makes people more and more addicted.

Who can't wait for him like me?

Falling in love with you, I am always learning the taste of loneliness.

Hold an umbrella alone

Dry your tears alone

A person is so tired.

……………

loner

A rainy day for one person

Personal music

Seems lonely.

But it is also regular.

At least make a cup of coffee.

Quiet belongs to me alone.

You can read quietly and savor the beauty in the book.

You can safely do stupid things.

For example, enjoy rainy days quietly like this!

What do you want to do most when it rains?

It's tiring to hold an umbrella alone and wipe your tears alone.

When we are in pain, we are growing up; This is the only road that cannot be avoided.

Where you are, it is particularly fresh, and the corners of your mouth will rise when I miss you.

From now on, don't indulge in fantasy, don't disturb others, work hard, live a good life and be a person close to happiness.

Will you? Even if you lose your life, you won't lose me.

Take away nothing but memories and leave nothing but footprints. .

I care about you, but in different ways.

One person's departure must be due to another person's intervention.

There are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them. . .

The most unspeakable thing in the world is the look in your eyes when you don't love someone.

It's not that I don't want to play computer in the morning, because it's already noon when I get up.

The three words that make people cry most easily in this world are "Don't cry".

Those unspeakable pains are invisible.

I won't pity you.

Online, in order to relieve loneliness; Invisibility is to avoid disappointment

The network cable is cold, the screen can't talk, but it is warm but real.

A person, accompany yourself, care about yourself, and cry with yourself. . . . . .

A true friend understands what you say and your silence.

Everyone has a sad period and wants to hide it, but it is growing.

It's tiring to hold an umbrella alone and wipe your tears alone.

In fact, everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often seen by others.

Because I know that in your world, I will never have a chance.

The dead are often missed and the living are often forgotten.

You don't have to be a lover to like someone. Sometimes, being friends is enough.

Many times, if you don't say it, I won't say it. That's it. When you say it, it changes. Think about it.

Finding a partner is actually better than finding a good deskmate.

I don't lose my temper, but I don't lose my temper easily.

I tell you seriously: we are not suitable to be together-homework.

You only deleted one, but you left an empty group.

The saddest thing: open the wallet, the big leader is gone, and the people of all ethnic groups are still there.

I don't laugh, not because I'm too lazy to laugh. But I don't know how to laugh, what to laugh at and for whom.

A person will meet two people in his life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.

Trust is like a piece of paper, wrinkled, and no matter how hard you try to smooth it, you can't recover it.

Because everything happens for a reason, every cause has its consequences, so since it has become a fact, why talk about it?

How many "I love you" did a "sorry" betray?

Best friends should laugh together, be crazy together, play together and have fun together.

Do you believe that someone will read your every status carefully, including every reply below, but don't say a word?

Tomb-Sweeping Day should go back to your school to visit the grave, because your youth is buried there.

Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

I love you, which is never an understatement.

Why be mean to yourself and perfunctory to others.

There is always a moment when you feel so powerful that you don't need anything.

A lot of things are like this. If you think it's worth it, it's worth it