Super funny, talk about mood phrases.

1, how many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don't cover it, just sleep with it.

Teacher, would you dare to lecture in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

3. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator, it will become a frozen pear.

6. No matter how tired and bitter you are, think of yourself as 250. No matter how hard it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

7. Buy a bottle of mineral water and take a sip of "fake!" How fake is it? It's watered!

8. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to endure.

10, getting married is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

1 1, parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

12, sometimes your anger doesn't mean you care, and there is distrust.

13, if the teacher said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

14. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren.

15, you only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

16, don't ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue.

17, after breaking up, you sacrifice me when I die, and it's over.

18, it is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?

19. My memory lives at the other end of the tape, but my rings die at this end of the tape?

20, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I'm leaving.

2 1, flour on the left and water on the right. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

22. It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you affect me.

23, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

I haven't finished my homework yet. I have something to do. I have something to do!

Life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

27. I woke up easily this morning in spring, so don't bother me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

28. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

29. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again.

The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

3 1, memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

32. It's one thing to wake up and another to get up.

33. Why can't I read your mind for so long? Because ... I'm nearsighted.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

35, look at your appearance, how to look like a joke!

36. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

37. Men are like food in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late!

38. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

39, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can add up to two laps around the earth.

40. Being cheap can't set off your cheap nature, and you can't be described as cheap.

4 1. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

42. Those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of the years.

43. I hope someone will understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

44. Wolves rule the world, and dogs eat meat: they eat shit.

45. Don't make fun of me just to please others.

46. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

47. The pain of youth in the past years, the sadness of tangled memories.

48. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

49. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

50. Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.