Children especially like to watch 76 funny sentences.

1, how to explain your fat gracefully, there are many things in my heart, not being thin.

Don't envy that we didn't have homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

3, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

4. Time is life, time is speed and time is power.

5, if you can't eat grapes, you will say that grapes are sour. If I eat them, I will show off in an ostentatious manner.

6. My outlook on life: Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.

7, life, there is no eternal pain, no matter how deep the pain, the wound will always heal.

8. It's okay to drop the phone so many times. Later, I thought that my height saved it.

9. When the value of your decorations exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

10, money is said to be earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

1 1. If you care for the seeds in your palm, it is the most thorough abandonment of the seeds-and it is also a truth for children.

12. Adversity is a necessary process of growth. People who are brave enough to accept adversity will become stronger and stronger.

13, friends around me, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

14, give me a car accident, either amnesia, death or crossing.

15, I want to be a little rich woman with 10 thousand yuan.

16, give it a try, in case it succeeds.

17, people have no beauty or ugliness, only characteristics, and narcissism is better than inferiority.

18, when we lost it, we didn't know we had it.

19. If someone asks you who your date is, you can say it's me.

I hate those children the most. I fantasize about being a princess all day. It is so boring. I'm different. I am the prince.

2 1. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me!

22. No matter how long the road is, it can be completed step by step; No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

23. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander around.

24, sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

25. Every youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be good in my memory.

26. The most urgent thing is the most beautiful kite, and the most painful thing is the most true feelings.

27. He said he wouldn't let you suffer a little injustice, but he didn't break his word and made you suffer a lot.

28. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

29, what Tanabata is not Tanabata, I am still very embarrassed without your mother.

30. How can I stand up beautifully without being hit hard?

3 1, the speed of success depends on the desire for success, and find an unforgettable reason for your success.

32. A Lamborghini just passed me and threw water at me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

34. You don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the crash on Monday morning.

35. Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what vegetables are.

I thought the earth would last so long, but who knew there would be an earthquake.

37. A successful mother is a loser, and a successful father is sweat.

38. If goodbye can't make your eyes red, I can paint your face red.

39. As dusk approaches, it's time to return to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

40. When I see other people's property is over 100 million, more than one billion in their twenties, and billions, I will be five million, still a pixel.

4 1, silence is golden, don't talk to me, I want to save money.

42. Snails can't walk fast with all their strength, because the burden on them is too heavy.

43. To give others a chance to live is to pave the way for yourself.

44. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

45, the years are long, aging only reaches the skin; Give up enthusiasm and decadence will reach the soul. Worry and panic, self-distrust bows the heart and turns people to dust.

46. Be your own sun even if the road is uneven!

47. Yesterday someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata? Nonsense is not a person. Is it a dog? It's true to think about it now.

48. My memory lives at the other end of the tape, but my rings die at this end of the tape?

49. It's really hot. Looking for someone to fight for a few days.

50. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces away. Forgive my unruly face, I love eating all my life.

5 1. Every day, I am in a state of full heart but insufficient sleep, insufficient IQ, full heart and insufficient balance.

52. People don't even want to stand up when they fall, and others can't help you if they want to help you.

53. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

54. The purposeful intention is to cover up the truth.

55. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.

56. In the past, you could return the game you were playing for one person, but now it won't. Now you can ignore anyone in the game.

57. It is not pitiful to know when you are confused, but it is most pitiful when you don't know when you are confused.

58. Someone asked me why I am a schoolmaster. I said, a senior once told me, son, we have no other way out except to study.

59. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth.

60. Kindness is useless. You have to be beautiful and rich. You are lucky to have someone to help you; It's a just fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you, because life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

6 1. There are always some friends around me: the first time I saw the plane, I didn't know which mental hospital I was released from when I got acquainted.

62. You know, girls with small breasts are caring.

63. It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

64. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

65. Success does not happen in the future, but accumulates from the moment you decide to do it.

It's so cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

67. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

68. I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

69. Don't bump into what fate didn't arrange for you to do.

70. My surname is Ruan. Because I like sugar very much, my friend told me to eat less.

7 1, the most important thing for success is not to look at the ambiguity in the distance, but to be clear in front of you.

72. Go out to eat beef hotpot with a foodie. This product said beef tendon is the best, and then gave me a big piece. As a result, I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.

73. Don't come across the ocean to see me, just hit me with your half-year savings.

74. I took part in a pigeon racing yesterday. As a result, I went alone during the game.

75. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

76. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.