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Write about your own road blindness (38 selected sentences)

1, write about your own idiot.

2. Talk about lost road idiots

3. I am a road bully, and my baby may be a road idiot.

4. Who made a rumor that I was a road idiot?

5, I don't need a left hand, the left hand represents the direction, but I am not a road idiot!

6. My husband must be a road idiot and hasn't found me yet.

7. If you are a road freak, I am a compass, always leading the way for you.

8. We two road idiots will get lost wherever we go. We are separated from each other, and I am lost …

9. My girlfriend must be a road idiot, so she hasn't found me yet.

10, the most terrible thing is that one road idiot is giving directions to another.

1 1, looking for a way every day, road idiots can't do this job, and they are easy to lose themselves.

12, until today, I have a clear position for myself. It turns out that I am a road idiot.

13, the saddest thing in life is that you are a road idiot, but you have to take others to play.

14. For a serious road freak, Baidu map can't save me.

15, my future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise how could he not find me until now!

16, I am a road idiot. If I desperately get close to your heart, I will never get out.

17, subject 3 is too difficult for a road idiot like me. I can't remember the way at all and I don't know the direction!

18, for a road idiot, the most precious thing is that you stand still and I'll pick you up.

19, road idiot didn't sleep. He took the wrong bus. He must go to high-speed railway station early in the afternoon, or he will die …

20, the day after tomorrow morning, I will go out alone and take a taxi. I'm a little afraid I'm still a road idiot.

2 1, for a road idiot, the most precious thing is that you stand still and I'll pick you up. "

22. "For a road idiot, the most precious thing is that you stand still and I'll pick you up."

23. Every time you go out, it's an experience. Don't let me go out alone again. The road idiot is so tired that I can't stand it.

24. Every time I take a taxi, I am afraid that the driver will ask me how to get there. I really don't want to expose the fact that I am a road idiot.

25. How can a road idiot like you walk into my heart so easily? It's just that I posted a lot of street signs quietly.

26. I'm afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of loneliness, I'm afraid of thunder, I'm afraid of thinking, I'm crazy, I love candy, I don't like it, mom mushroom, you know?

27, the legendary seven fairies: rotten girl, house girl, color girl, belly black girl, road idiot, leftover girl, gold loser, anthomaniac!

28. No matter how stupid you are and what you drink, there will always be a place to guide you like a beacon. When you see your heart, you will let it go.

29. Two road idiots, one who didn't know the way to go and the other who didn't remember the way to come, visited a river several times and got drunk.

In less than five minutes, two people asked me the way. I'm thinking of making a T-shirt with the words "I'm a road idiot" printed on it.

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32. It turns out that I am an invisible road idiot. I came back from the dentist and took the bus in the opposite direction. I found it downstairs at my colleague's house. Oh! How familiar this road is.

I have been here for half a year, but I don't know where the teaching building is, and I can't find the classroom and toilet. I really don't want to admit that I am a road idiot.

34. I also know that it is not good to be stupid. But I believe that someone will always tell me, it doesn't matter, I am by your side, just follow me.

35. I am a road idiot. I will be lost in the direction of this world. You closed the crossroads of my world. After you left, I was left alone looking for an exit in the dark.

36. "You probably know that I am a road idiot, so you refused to let me into your heart from the beginning. You are not worried that I will get lost, but that I will not leave because of an excuse, right? " good night

37. The room is set near the pedestrian street, just like * *, and it only takes five minutes to walk there. As a result, I didn't know where I went after dinner, so I walked for half an hour with Baidu map before I went back. Highway idiots can't do anything about it.

38. I want to go far away. This is my first thought when I opened my eyes. Even though I am a hopeless road idiot, I still want to go. I want to cover the road that always appears in my dreams and will never finish with my new road. So, the nightmare is over, right?