Joke poems about playing mobile phones

1. talk about the humor of playing mobile phones less.

1. nowadays, young people only know how to play mobile phones and live in a virtual world all day, but they often ignore that there are actually more important things in real life, that is, charging their mobile phones!

2. I said to the monk: I can't let go of a lot.

He said: Nothing can't be let go. Don't you like playing with your mobile phone?

He said, give me a mobile phone and let me play 3D games. Ten minutes later, I was so burned that I let go.

The monk said: Nothing in this world can't be let go. When it hurts, you will naturally put it down.

3. Youth is in your own hands, not in your mobile phone;

4. put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk, and you will find the outside world wonderful.

Harm of excessive use of mobile phones:

1. Causes fatigue

Teenagers frequently use mobile phones, which will seriously affect the quality of sleep and cause induced fatigue and neurasthenia, especially for children, the health hazards caused by mobile phones may be as serious as tobacco and alcohol.

2. Injury to eyes

Zhang Rui, the attending physician of the Department of Ophthalmology, Zhongda Hospital, said that for children, watching mobile phones at close range for a long time will keep their eyes in a state of tension and exertion, and they will not get enough rest, which will easily cause myopia. For adults, when staring at the screen for a long time, the number of blinks will be reduced by 1/3, which will lead to more tears evaporation on the eyeball surface and make the eyeball lack moisture. The evaporation of tears is one of the main causes of dry eye. Dry eye will eventually lead to permanent eye damage.

3. Narrowing the circle of life

Mobile phones make traditional social modes such as family gatherings and classmates get "less important". People who are addicted to mobile phones are like "a generation living in bubbles". "Mobile phones and other multimedia tools wrap us like a bubble, so that all attention is focused on the small screen."

4. Affect metabolism

Smartphones are extremely rich in functions, which should be the time for sleeping, but many people may be in high spirits and continue to brush Weibo, WeChat chat, mobile QQ and other online activities, which disrupts the normal life rules and leads to listlessness the next day. Studies have shown that using luminous electronic products such as mobile phones in bed for more than an hour will hinder the body from producing melatonin, affect the physiological cycle and make sleep shallow. Long-term disruption of human biological clock will affect metabolism, mood and immunity, leading to frequent diseases. 2. Play mobile phone at work and self-review funny sentences

Dear Teacher Zhang:

Hello! I have a heavy heart to express my deep apologies to you. According to your will, I wrote this letter of criticism after two classes of reflection in the classroom, and the whole class can testify for me. The specific contents of the checklist are as follows. If you disagree, you can directly consult with me:

I was taken away by my teacher for playing with my mobile phone in class. It's all my fault. I shouldn't play with my mobile phone during class. We teenagers are the flowers and hopes of the motherland. We should study for the rise of China, but I use my class time to play mobile phones.

I know I made an irreparable mistake. My mobile phone should have been confiscated by my teacher, but I know that you are kind and great, and you won't confiscate my mobile phone. To express my apologies, I decided to make up the homework that I was in arrears before, and asked the teacher to provide me with a copy of the homework. I promise I won't play mobile phone in class again. A famous person once said, "Smart people won't make the same mistake twice." Smart people like me won't make mistakes again, don't you think, teacher?

But gold is not enough, and no one is perfect. Please ask the teacher to give me a chance to turn over a new leaf. Tomorrow will be a brand-new self standing in front of you. My determination to correct is as firm as Jingwei's reclamation, and I will do it without playing with my mobile phone in class in a realistic and vivid way.

If the teacher can return my mobile phone after school, it will be the greatest spiritual encouragement to me. Your tolerance can stimulate my determination to make progress and study hard. I will also publicize your tolerance to the whole school, so that the whole school can know what a good teacher you are, which will help you get a raise and promotion. 3. A Complete Collection of Funny Classic Poems

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1. Classic funny joke about shopping. My wife bought a pair of pants when she went shopping. When she came back, she mysteriously said to me, Hehe, I made a profit today. I took a taxi and picked up a pair of pants. I tried them on, just like I bought them specially for me. I am also very happy. I told my colleagues about it the next day and found that all my female colleagues looked strange. One of them said faintly, I told my husband the same thing when I bought more expensive clothes.

2. Smile every day. You really need to learn from my boyfriend about how to speak. Whenever I ask him, "Who is the beauty between me and a female star?" He always stumbles back with his eyes wide open, and then trills, "What did you say? You want to compete with her? How on earth can she compare with you? You are simply degrading yourself! " .

3. A girl accosted an anecdote. In a coffee shop, I accosted a girl: "Can I borrow your mobile phone? I want to use my charging treasure to charge your mobile phone. " I went home through a dark alley and was robbed. I asked the robber, "Do you know who I am?" Robber: "I don't know who you are, but I know who you are for." "For whom?" "For the harvest in autumn, for the return of geese in spring."

4. A scholar fled to a rich man's house in a famine year, and he wanted to ask for something to eat, but he was afraid that the rich man would not give it to him. So he said to the rich man, "I have a quirk in my life. I will faint when I see steaming steamed buns." The rich man didn't believe it, so he put the scholar in a room full of steamed buns. After a while, he saw that all the steamed buns were eaten up by the scholar. The rich man said angrily, "What are you afraid of now?" The scholar smiled and said, "At this time, I am most afraid of two bowls of hot tea."

5. You black Virgos are not enough. Who can stand this kind of woman? You should refuse Virgos when looking for a wife, so that they can't find a husband, huh? . . Virgo women, I can take care of them all!

6. My best friend accompanied me on a blind date. The other person is not handsome, but he is a handsome man with a good personality. I feel a little reliable, but I have no confidence. After the blind date, I asked my girlfriend: What do you think? My girlfriend regrets while playing with her mobile phone: flowers fork cow dung! I am secretly pleased and angry: don't say that about him, it's not good. My best friend doesn't look up. In a word, what do you think about every day? He is a flower.

7. Me: What moment made you feel really poor? Classmate Shen replied: I asked the whole dormitory building, but I didn't borrow the charger of Nokia mobile phone. The teacher didn't come to class once. A classmate suddenly shouted: Shengtang ~ ~ The whole class agreed with one voice. . Powerful. . . . Some students shouted: bring the offender! Just at this moment. . The head teacher is smiling. Come into class in high spirits.

8. I told my girlfriend to lose weight today. My girlfriend said: I feel that there are four people living in my body and I can't lose it. I froze her and said, They are Tang Priest, the Monkey King, Pig Bajie and Friar Sand. Every day, the Tang Priest said: I want to be a vegetarian. Pig Bajie said: I want to eat meat. The Monkey King said: I want to eat fruit. Friar Sand said: Master's big wet chest and two wet breasts are right! !