Funny, humorous and interesting connotation. Talked for a long time. I am fat into two people.

1. Every family has a hard book to read, but why did you give me an English book?

2. It's not that you are too fat, but that God is jealous of your thinness and beauty!

I'm afraid to scare you when I say it. I also have a background and can run two programs.

Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

If you don't like me fighting with me, don't speak ill of me behind my back.

6. I don't want to be jealous, just because I'm afraid to grow into a wonderful flower.

7. I can't cry, there is no extra water in my body for my eyes to squander.

8. If you don't eat, you will be unhappy. The more you eat, the happier you will be.

9. Be my boyfriend, ok? Yes, I can. I'll find another way.

10. A man who can't find a lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

1 1. I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but I put them in a pot to stew soup.

12. When your long hair reaches your waist, I'll open my double knives and run sideways, taking all your long hair away!

13. Real force, dare to face a face without thickness.

14. The most beautiful sentence in the world is not that I love you, but that Bill Gates has decided to transfer all his property to your name!

15. Long time no see, I am as fat as two people.

16. My heart is also made of meat. You think it's stainless steel and waterproof.

17. Homework, don't make me bombard the school tomorrow.

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19. The night is so beautiful, although it is too dangerous, there are always people who cultivate immortality with black eyes.

20. My parents really think I'm lazy and don't like going out. If I have money, you can't even meet my people.

2 1. Eat and sleep, stay cute, refuse to stay up late, and prevent hair loss.

22. The favorite dog does not appear, and the favorite dog does not like it. The sour taste of love distributed all over the world makes you alone, emitting the fragrance of single dog.

23. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and thin can go hand in hand.

24. Every time I face my report card, I find myself suffering from white disease.

It's cold, you should take good care of yourself, or you will catch a cold to me. Believe it or not, I will slap you to death!

26. There is a kind of fish named Kun in the Northern Ghost. It is so big that it can be swallowed in one gulp.

27. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. She can have two drinks and even want a third.

28. To tell the truth, even if my boyfriend ran away with someone in this weather, I don't want to chase him.

29. You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

30. I have been lonely for a long time and feel that I am immortal.

3 1. What's wrong with acne? That's my lovely bubble.

32. I really don't understand you people. Don't you have any crystals at home? Why did you hit my crystal? It's ridiculous.

33. Others care whether you fly high or not. I only care whether your wings are delicious.

34. The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat and eat with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

There are three things that young people can't touch nowadays: idolization, staying up late and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more you will find it really interesting to be single.

36. The stars in the sky are really beautiful. Can you help me pick some and put them in my place?

37. I think I'm not absent-minded in class now, but on a business trip directly.

38. Whenever I am ready to save money, there is always a voice saying to me: Be nice to myself, which is why I can't save money.

39. You can eat by your face, but you must rely on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

40. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. When I think about it after a while, I don't remember.

4 1. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao knitted long pants with my red thread.

42. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. If I could start over, I would choose Li Bai.

43. Be sure to save money well in June. Go to bed early and get up early and have nothing to do. By the way, I have to change my bad temper. If not, send it again in July.

44. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your loveliness and immortality.

45. The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently. Because I'm cute.

46. When I was born, God asked me whether I should be cute or have a good memory. I have forgotten the answer at that time.

You can't be single and fat

1. Everyone thinks you are doing well. You don't worry about money, you like drinking and laughing loudly, and you have many friends. Others speculate that you have countless affairs. But only you can understand what it's like to sleep at home with the light on all night, and then fall asleep slowly at dawn. If you don't talk, there will be no sound in the room.

It takes only a glance to get to know each other, but it takes years to love each other and forget.

I know that sadness is always inevitable, so why should you worry?

4. The reason why all relationships are weak: one does not say, and the other does not ask.

5. I may be afraid of hurting each other again, so when I break up, one will not stay and the other will not look back.

I was going to tell you all the bad things that happened to me while you were away, but in the end, I just want to tell you that I miss you very much.

7. How often, because you can't get it, you pretend you don't want it.

8. In fact, good love won't make you tired at all, and people who love you won't make you afraid to leave. Take off the shoes that don't fit, and put down the shoes that don't fit. There's no need to grovel to keep someone. Anyway, for life. Don't be afraid. There is always someone to stay up with you, pick you up in the rain, say I love you, and good will always be at the bottom of the box.

9. Don't tell others about your bad mood. Anyway, sleep at night, go out to play during the day, eat and drink well on cloudy days, and listen to the rain on rainy days. Remember, one day, a beam of sunshine will dispel all your haze and bring you great light.

10, the order of people's appearances is very important. The person who drinks with you is doomed to be unable to send you home.

1 1, don't worry, don't be sad, if you miss the wrong one, you will meet the right one.

12, maturity is not to be smart, but to be smart.

13. Anything too deep is a knife.

14, I always think that such a person is the winner in life: no white hair on his head, few wrinkles on his face and no scars in his heart.

15. Marriage is beautiful, but some people stop laughing when they get married.

16, love is probably the most cunning existence in the world. At first, I just wanted to see you again, so I wanted to see you many times a day, so I just wanted to see you alone, so I became possessed, quarreled and kidnapped, and became hysterical, so we all forgot. At first, I just wanted to see you again.

17, people are only half born, and walking in the world is to find the other half. Some people are lucky enough to find it soon. And some people have to spend their whole lives looking for it.

18, when you graduated that year, you smiled and said, goodbye, I will keep in touch with you. It was many years before I realized that even good friends would cheat.

19, if you are always busy, besides you are really important, the more likely reason is that you are weak.

20. Try to keep fit when you have time. You can't be single and fat

Bian Xiao: If I hadn't met you, I might have put up with those lonely good morning words: Time never answers, and life never makes noise. Good morning words: Some people seem to forgive you, but you are a stranger. Tell me funny stories. Tell me everything.

1. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

I am single because no one can easily deserve me as a proletarian successor.

When I was a freshman, I told my roommate that I must find a beautiful girl as my girlfriend. My roommate said it was good and that I had a goal. Later, I thought it was ok to find a girlfriend, but I couldn't find one. Slowly, when I was a sophomore, I suddenly found that as long as it is a woman in love. Now that I'm a junior, I think my roommate is also quite good.

I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be done at all. Funny and interesting sentences.

6. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned math, I feel that even living is meaningless.

7. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.

8. A father and son came to the store to buy an iphone. The son looks like a junior high school student. When paying the money, the son said, dad, just buy a smart phone with your IQ. Then his father said that we all laughed and told his son that you have a high IQ, but you can't afford it.

9. What makes you call me fat? What did you buy me to eat?

10. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look very uneducated. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.

1 1. I thought I was also the seed of infatuation, but it rained and drowned.

12. Ten years ago in May, a man praised me. He married a beautiful young girlfriend. Last May, another person praised me. He won 5 million. In May this year, everyone who praised me married a beautiful young girl and won 5 million yuan on their wedding day. Don't say I'm not interesting enough. The text has been put here.

13. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go out surfing all day.

14. When I was a child, my parents owed a lot of money to others and kept telling them: We will pay you back twice in the future. Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang.

15. Some people have shiny surfaces, but in fact their socks have slipped to the soles of their feet.

16. My wife likes to buy lottery tickets. She buys the same number all the year round, and every time she quarrels, she says: If I win 5 million, the first thing is to divorce you! I didn't really laugh, and I wasn't worried at all, because I bought the same number with her every time, twice.

17. I always regard you as my best friend, so please tell me when you have no money and I will teach you how to live a hard life.

18. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can sleep as long as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

19. What is the most unforgettable large-scale collective activity organized by your class? Make up lessons collectively!

20. Precautions before the senior high school entrance examination: The voice of turning over must be loud and fast, so that the whole examination room can hear it, and they begin to doubt their lives. After listening, he shouted, It's so fucking easy! Put the pen down heavily, half louder. Clap your thighs and shout: lying in the trough, original question! You don't have to go to a good high school, you must be in place to pretend to be B. I will wait for you at the construction site rain or shine.

2 1. The final exam is coming. I will definitely tell you how many people are in my class with my strength.

22. The professor said: A fool's question can't be answered by ten geniuses. A student said: No wonder I can't do every exam. I see.

23. A fish raised by my roommate died and refused to be buried. As a result, the more roasted, the more fragrant. Not long after, I went downstairs and bought a bottle of wine.

24. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Girls should buy short sleeves for their boyfriends, and boys should also buy short sleeves, long sleeves, quarter sleeves, a pair of shorts, a pair of trousers, a pair of sandals, a pair of leather shoes, a pair of white shoes, a short skirt, a long skirt, a dress, a handbag, a satchel and a shoulder.

20 19 Funny, tell me interesting connotation sentences.

1. When I was very young, there was a little demon fairy in Balala. At that time, I kept thinking: Lily is so kind that she always waits until they finish playing before starting pK.

2. Anonymous function is used for confession, not for guessing who I am.

3. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: Take only one of 3,000 selfies.

4. Try not to fall in love early when you are young, knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

I hear you don't like my ancestors? All right, I'll go to heaven by myself.

6. There are many liars now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man in the street said it would be very hot. I followed him for three blocks, and he didn't die.

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

8. Korean descendants used it to pick up girls, and China Houyi used it to shoot the sun.

9. When you are sad, touch your chest and tell yourself: You are a boy, be strong!

10. I saw a handsome boy in the distance. When I approached, I saw that it was a mirror.

1 1. You are mine in the morning and evening, except at noon.

12. There is a sad cry: This math problem is beyond my understanding of Chinese.

13. The review boat will turn over when it is said, and the desire to sleep will turn over when it is said.

14. Born with food, born with fat, born with bangs, born with me.

15. Holding a courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that your child looks like Lao Wang next door after being disassembled.

16. I look thin when I am fat, in order not to look ugly when I am thin.

17. It's no use. I'm already angry. Start Plan A to destroy mankind and eat all the food.

18. It is said that 90% of boys like to touch girls' heads, and 80% of girls touch boys' heads to touch their sons.

19. Actually, find a boyfriend. There is no need to choose a long and handsome one. As long as you are cheap and cute and willing to make fun of you. That's enough.

20. One white covers three ugliness, one high covers five ugliness, one thin covers seven ugliness, one rich covers all ugliness, and one fat destroys everything!

2 1. The world is a mess. You should take care of yourself. If you really meet a kidnapper, just call my name, okay? He doesn't know me anyway.

22. I bought a bottle of iced black tea and won six bottles in a row. Do you think this is a good thing? How can I get six bottles of iced black tea without a lid?

23. Why is there no pig to arch my beautiful and clever Chinese cabbage?

24. Be sure to cherish the chubby around you. In case they lose weight one day, you look handsome and bloody. You should cherish me.

25. I heard that there was radiation next to the sleeping mobile phone pillow, which scared me to get up and throw away the pillow. It scared me to death.

26. I hope everyone will not be stingy, because the door will rot!

It is said that beggars in Dubai earn 470,000 yuan a month. How about a trip for two in Dubai? I take you, you take the bowl, I cry, you kneel and shout.

I want to be with you all the time. I'm afraid you'll eat shit when I leave.

29. Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.

30. In the past, those hurdles that you thought you couldn't get through, you will gradually find that you only blame yourself for short legs.

3 1. I have to say that sometimes there are such coincidences and things full of fate in the world. For example, if I hit you, you hit me.

32. The lovely me is long gone, and now I am more and more lovely.

An impulsive girl like me should give me a good beating to calm me down.

34. The ship of friendship capsized, the ship of love sank, and the flame of family went out. Only canoes in single dog can stand!

35. A bunch of kindergarten children downstairs are playing with the little magic fairy and have been playing. Finally, they couldn't help but open the window and shouted out the dark god of Gunala! They all ran away.

36. What's it like to be short? I obviously want to stare at people, and suddenly I become cute.

37. The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

38. I treat you as a friend, but you treat me as a father and give birth to children in front of me all day.

Although I seem cold on the surface and have little communication with you, in fact I have said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

40. You should remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope will bring us back to the beginning.