The worst thing to say to a friend _ hurtful and funny words

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you, and even grenades will explode when they see you. What other funny sentences are more hurtful? The following are insulting and funny words I collected for you. Welcome to read!

The worst thing to say to a friend

1) It is said that it is smart to make a wish when there is a meteor in the sky. I made a wish on a meteor that day, hoping you would be smarter. Shit! Guess what? The meteor flew back the same way!

2) On the bus, the standing pregnant woman said to the strange man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!

3) Now, you have learned to drive, going uphill and downhill, killing many people. You escaped into the men's/women's toilet, which didn't turn on the light. You fell into the cesspit, and you fought bravely against the cesspit with almost no sacrifice.

4) A farmer asked a veterinarian to breed pigs, and the veterinarian said: It seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time, summoned up his courage and said, yes, I'm afraid it will bite me.

5) Someone in the dormitory drank someone else's boiled water and burned badly. He jumped up. I'm still screaming, * *, so hot that pigs can't stand it. ..

6) Hippopotamus crushed to death by Noah's ark, new volcano erupts,

7) You look like a moldy sweet potato, pick it up and throw it on the ground, then step on a few feet and finally sprinkle a handful of sesame seeds.

8) the abandoned baby of the snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer of septic tank blockage,

9) You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others?

10) Your smile is brighter than that shit in the sun!

1 1) Keep your voice down, you're lowering the IQ of the whole street!

12) It's so selfless to put your hand in a low-cut dress.

13) When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

14) B describes you, people don't like pencils!

15) yo ... have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

Humorous words

1) Brother Chun and Brother Zeng are more feminine than you!

2) You are not a tiger tooth, but obviously a dog tooth!

3) You are an old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, and you are a thinking brainless creature;

4) As long as you live worse than me and die before me, you can't do anything, and all bad luck surrounds you; As long as you don't live as well as me and die before me, you will be fine until you are old.

5) If someone bullies you, tell your sister that I hit him with four limbs, seven joints, a color screen on his face, a straight nose, a head shock and a broken front tooth. . .

6) Put yourself in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

7) You look like this. Men look at eggs, women look at lactic acid.

8) With your eye seam, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank.

9) If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down;

10) Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

1 1) Buy you a pencil case ~ ~! Let's go Pretend. B. Go ~ ~

12) Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum. Curse words

13) If you can't kick your shit, you are clean.

14) The east is not bright and the west is bright. What do you like?

15) I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

16) You have so many pimples on your face that the tractor overturned when it was on!

17) Are you really short of five lines? Pingping? !

18) If you can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

19) You are just a J, no matter how you fix it, you can't become a phoenix!

20) Even the amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched;

The worst thing to say to a friend

1) If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily, and even grenades will explode when they see you;

2) Today is Thursday, # # # went to the exam and got it. I went home to watch TV and saw Shaolin Temple. I want to have a try. I was beaten like a tomato in Shaolin Temple, and I was told that I was capable. When he entered the hospital, the doctor told him to go to the clinic. He went to the toilet. There was no light in the toilet, and he fell into the toilet pit. He fought Baba and died heroically. People let him live in the toilet forever in memory of him.

3) If it weren't for you, I would never understand the true meaning of bragging B in my life.

4) The river is rushing ~ Children sleep like frogs, ghosts and melons and melons see who sleeps like frogs!

You stinking garbage man? Tucao? The origin of nouns;

6) As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.

7) You are a primitive species that has been deposited for thousands of years and scientists dare not study it;

8) Is your urine test obscene?

9) The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, and birds say, Oh, why are you charged ~

10) You look like most people's first-generation ID cards.

1 1) Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

Learn from Li Xiangyang and never surrender. When the enemy comes for me, I will jump off the cliff. If the cliff doesn't work, I'll drill a hole in the ground. There is an explosive in the hole to kill Xiaoyueben ~

13) colleague: Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers. Go ahead. Me: Hey, where did you quit?

14) if you have a fart, you will be bored: if you don't have a fart, you will exercise; Attention, everyone, XX is going to fart; Fart rang, everyone applauded.

15) grenades will explode when they see you.

16) and cockroach * * * surviving superorganism, semi-plant with decaying vitality,

17) Why do you cover your face with your ass?

18) During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you were the commander in chief, wearing a pot cover, carrying a sack, carrying a plastic bag around your waist, holding a pot cover in your hand and carrying two Chinese cabbages on your feet ... Shouting:? Take it! Shit! Rotten! ! ! ?

19) You have joined the Beggars' Sect, and you are well dressed.

20) Did you make a poster for Jurassic Park?

2 1) The gate of the city gate is several feet high, three feet six feet. Riding a horse and carrying a broadsword, I walked into the city gate and covered it (hand in hand surrounded the "city gate" and replaced it with the "city gate".

22) purple smoke rises from the sunshine oven,

23) in the southeast and northwest, straw builds a house, and pulls out a small knife at this angle.

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