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Pat a sentence with high EQ on WeChat (selected 120 sentences)
? 1. The belly is getting bigger and bigger, at least for more than three months.
? There is a face in my window.
? 3. Don't eat, his stomach says.
? 4. Long legs of 1.5 meters
? 5. Small waist. Bowed his head.
? 6. Drink it in the ashtray
? 7. The chest hair drools.
? 8. patted the head of the people who ate melons. laugh
? 9. patted the clothes. Pat the dust all over.
? 10. My cone is burnt.
? 1 1. I patted my shower gel and blew bubbles.
? 12. Pat my milk tea and say this one is on me.
? 13. My trash can says this is my home.
? 14. Little face said, "It's beautiful."
? Lu of 15.
? 16. Pat him on the face like a fairy
? 17. My back seat said to take me home.
? 18. Head. It's obviously not burnt
? 19. Big gold teeth
? 20. My ass is not as big as mine.
? 2 1. Gucci
? 22. My clever little head
? 23. My foot kissed.
? 24. The world's first beauty certificate
? I want to dig a spoonful of watermelon.
? 26. Snail powder/pork knuckle rice/pork tripe soup (food), indicating that you want to eat.
? 27. Boyfriend says you have a good eye.
? 28. Sue was scared to cry.
? 29. My bed says go to sleep and dream of me.
? 30. The world's first handsome card.
? 3 1. My spaceship says it wants to go to heaven, too.
? 32. Dirt on shoes
? 33. Then our dog was bitten.
? 34. The beauty of prosperity is dazzling.
? 35. The cactus smiled.
? 36. The bed said go to sleep and dream of me.
? 37. The second pulse of Ren Du has been opened.
? 38. The bed says the pig is still sleeping.
? 39. I patted my shoulder and called Dad.
? 40. Fragile dignity
? 4 1. The person in charge said, "Why are you bald?"
? 42. You patted _ _' s dog on the head and kicked her.
? He patted me on the head and said he was a genius.
? 44. You patted the pig's head.
? 45. Kiss my ass and say it smells good.
? 46. Kiss my ass, grandiose and obscene.
? 47. Pat my ball and hit myself.
? 48. Pat my limited edition Ferrari.
? 49. You patted my head. Am I dizzy? Why is it all water? "
? 50.__ Pat my milk tea and want a sip.
? 5 1. Pat my cucumber and sprinkle a handful of salt.
? 52. You patted "handsome guy's ass"
? 53. patted my conscience, oh, no.
? 54. Pat my rice and say ten more bowls.
? 55. I patted my mansion and accidentally collapsed.
? 56. I felt very jealous when I photographed my Big Ben (all luxury goods).
? 57. You patted "lovely wife's face and said I love you"
? 58. You patted "_ _" on the ass, which was really embarrassing. "
? 59. Patted my back seat and said to take me home.
? 60. You patted your conscience, huh? No ~ "
? 6 1. patted her boyfriend and said he had a good eye.
? 62. Pat me on the back. You have so much mud.
? 63. I patted my Porsche and sang conquest.
? 64. Patted my leader and said, fire me.
? 65. I patted my drum, which was deafening ~
? 66. Pat my double chin and count the layers.
? 67. Pat me on the shoulder and call me Dad.
? 68. Pat my pillow and say move it.
? 69. I patted my forehead and didn't burn it.
? 70. Pat my sexy leg hair and tie a knot.
? 7 1. Patted my little face: It's beautiful.
? 72. Patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive him.
? 73. Patted my bald head and said, Go to bed early.
? 74. I patted the screen of my mobile phone and paid quickly.
? 75. Pat me on the head and pay 5,000 for the concussion.
? 76. Pat my Ferrari to show my envy.
? 77. I patted my castle door, but I was driven away.
? 78. Patted me on the shoulder and said, Beauty, please stay.
? 79. I patted my ass. It's really big.
? 80. Pat me on the thigh/p.
? 8 1. patted his forehead and didn't burn it.
? 82. I patted my Netease cloud and said that I was born as a human being.
? 83. Pat the dust on TV.
? 84. Pat the dust on my shoes.
? 85. Pat everyone on the ass.
? 86. I patted my certificate of the world's first beauty.
? 87. Pat the dust on my shoes.
? 88. patted my thigh, alas ~ there is still so much meat.
? 89. I patted the real estate license and bowed my head.
? 90. Pat me on the back and say: Your Yida.
? 9 1. Clapped on my door and said, I know you are at home.
? 92. I got the number one science certificate in my college entrance examination.
? 93. I patted the quilt and got in.
? 94. Patted my camera and asked: Is there any chance?
? 95. Pat my face and say: awesome!
? 96. My shoulder said, going to climb the mountain?
? 97. Just pat the Chili oil bottle.
? 98. Pat me on the head and call me Dad.
? 99. I patted my hamburger and asked if I could make it.
? 100. (Zhao patted my girlfriend,,, etc. ).
? 10 1. Pat my (chest/abdomen) muscles ...) but pat my loneliness.
? 102. Patted my little face: It's really nice.
? 103. Pat my stomach and it bounced off.
? 104. Pat your conscience. Aha? not have
? 105. I patted my d and blushed.
? 106. Patted me on the back and said I rubbed the next one.
? 107. I patted my vodka and really said ne.
? 108. Clap your stomach and say, stop eating.
? 109. I patted my feet and smelled them.
? 1 10. I patted my chest and said it was so big.
? 1 1 1. patted XX's poop and asked him if he could eat it.
? 1 12. You patted your conscience, huh? No ~ ".
? 1 13. I patted my 36D and blushed.
? 1 14. "Kiss my own ass"
? 1 15. "Patted the chubby belly"
? 1 16. "Pat me on the head and say, Princess Jing 'an, Wan Fu"
? 1 17. "I patted my knee and said, I can't shoot my head."
? 1 18. Sue was scared and cried.
? 1 19. Pat me on the shoulder and miss you, little baby.
? 120. Gio patted me on the back.
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