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Pat a sentence with high EQ on WeChat (selected 120 sentences)

Since I took a photo with WeChat, I have a feeling that WeChat is going to be broken. Sometimes, someone sets up a copy, which makes people laugh and cry. Do you know there is a copy about WeChat? The following is the "Take a shot of high emotional intelligence sentences on WeChat (selected 120 sentences)" compiled by me for you as a reference in your study.

? 1. The belly is getting bigger and bigger, at least for more than three months.

? There is a face in my window.

? 3. Don't eat, his stomach says.

? 4. Long legs of 1.5 meters

? 5. Small waist. Bowed his head.

? 6. Drink it in the ashtray

? 7. The chest hair drools.

? 8. patted the head of the people who ate melons. laugh

? 9. patted the clothes. Pat the dust all over.

? 10. My cone is burnt.

? 1 1. I patted my shower gel and blew bubbles.

? 12. Pat my milk tea and say this one is on me.

? 13. My trash can says this is my home.

? 14. Little face said, "It's beautiful."

? Lu of 15.

? 16. Pat him on the face like a fairy

? 17. My back seat said to take me home.

? 18. Head. It's obviously not burnt

? 19. Big gold teeth

? 20. My ass is not as big as mine.

? 2 1. Gucci

? 22. My clever little head

? 23. My foot kissed.

? 24. The world's first beauty certificate

? I want to dig a spoonful of watermelon.

? 26. Snail powder/pork knuckle rice/pork tripe soup (food), indicating that you want to eat.

? 27. Boyfriend says you have a good eye.

? 28. Sue was scared to cry.

? 29. My bed says go to sleep and dream of me.

? 30. The world's first handsome card.

? 3 1. My spaceship says it wants to go to heaven, too.

? 32. Dirt on shoes

? 33. Then our dog was bitten.

? 34. The beauty of prosperity is dazzling.

? 35. The cactus smiled.

? 36. The bed said go to sleep and dream of me.

? 37. The second pulse of Ren Du has been opened.

? 38. The bed says the pig is still sleeping.

? 39. I patted my shoulder and called Dad.

? 40. Fragile dignity

? 4 1. The person in charge said, "Why are you bald?"

? 42. You patted _ _' s dog on the head and kicked her.

? He patted me on the head and said he was a genius.

? 44. You patted the pig's head.

? 45. Kiss my ass and say it smells good.

? 46. Kiss my ass, grandiose and obscene.

? 47. Pat my ball and hit myself.

? 48. Pat my limited edition Ferrari.

? 49. You patted my head. Am I dizzy? Why is it all water? "

? 50.__ Pat my milk tea and want a sip.

? 5 1. Pat my cucumber and sprinkle a handful of salt.

? 52. You patted "handsome guy's ass"

? 53. patted my conscience, oh, no.

? 54. Pat my rice and say ten more bowls.

? 55. I patted my mansion and accidentally collapsed.

? 56. I felt very jealous when I photographed my Big Ben (all luxury goods).

? 57. You patted "lovely wife's face and said I love you"

? 58. You patted "_ _" on the ass, which was really embarrassing. "

? 59. Patted my back seat and said to take me home.

? 60. You patted your conscience, huh? No ~ "

? 6 1. patted her boyfriend and said he had a good eye.

? 62. Pat me on the back. You have so much mud.

? 63. I patted my Porsche and sang conquest.

? 64. Patted my leader and said, fire me.

? 65. I patted my drum, which was deafening ~

? 66. Pat my double chin and count the layers.

? 67. Pat me on the shoulder and call me Dad.

? 68. Pat my pillow and say move it.

? 69. I patted my forehead and didn't burn it.

? 70. Pat my sexy leg hair and tie a knot.

? 7 1. Patted my little face: It's beautiful.

? 72. Patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive him.

? 73. Patted my bald head and said, Go to bed early.

? 74. I patted the screen of my mobile phone and paid quickly.

? 75. Pat me on the head and pay 5,000 for the concussion.

? 76. Pat my Ferrari to show my envy.

? 77. I patted my castle door, but I was driven away.

? 78. Patted me on the shoulder and said, Beauty, please stay.

? 79. I patted my ass. It's really big.

? 80. Pat me on the thigh/p.

? 8 1. patted his forehead and didn't burn it.

? 82. I patted my Netease cloud and said that I was born as a human being.

? 83. Pat the dust on TV.

? 84. Pat the dust on my shoes.

? 85. Pat everyone on the ass.

? 86. I patted my certificate of the world's first beauty.

? 87. Pat the dust on my shoes.

? 88. patted my thigh, alas ~ there is still so much meat.

? 89. I patted the real estate license and bowed my head.

? 90. Pat me on the back and say: Your Yida.

? 9 1. Clapped on my door and said, I know you are at home.

? 92. I got the number one science certificate in my college entrance examination.

? 93. I patted the quilt and got in.

? 94. Patted my camera and asked: Is there any chance?

? 95. Pat my face and say: awesome!

? 96. My shoulder said, going to climb the mountain?

? 97. Just pat the Chili oil bottle.

? 98. Pat me on the head and call me Dad.

? 99. I patted my hamburger and asked if I could make it.

? 100. (Zhao patted my girlfriend,,, etc. ).

? 10 1. Pat my (chest/abdomen) muscles ...) but pat my loneliness.

? 102. Patted my little face: It's really nice.

? 103. Pat my stomach and it bounced off.

? 104. Pat your conscience. Aha? not have

? 105. I patted my d and blushed.

? 106. Patted me on the back and said I rubbed the next one.

? 107. I patted my vodka and really said ne.

? 108. Clap your stomach and say, stop eating.

? 109. I patted my feet and smelled them.

? 1 10. I patted my chest and said it was so big.

? 1 1 1. patted XX's poop and asked him if he could eat it.

? 1 12. You patted your conscience, huh? No ~ ".

? 1 13. I patted my 36D and blushed.

? 1 14. "Kiss my own ass"

? 1 15. "Patted the chubby belly"

? 1 16. "Pat me on the head and say, Princess Jing 'an, Wan Fu"

? 1 17. "I patted my knee and said, I can't shoot my head."

? 1 18. Sue was scared and cried.

? 1 19. Pat me on the shoulder and miss you, little baby.

? 120. Gio patted me on the back.