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Don't ask me what to buy for the Double Eleven.

What's the use of raising wages? I don't get paid. I will wait until the Spring Festival to send them together. Double eleven won't let me buy anything.

2. I originally planned not to buy anything for the Double Eleven, but I didn't buy this trick.

3. I originally agreed not to buy anything on the Double Eleven, but I still couldn't help but brush Taobao, and then I paid a deposit.

4, you have to learn to get rid of impetuousness, resist temptation, and keep your feet on the ground.

5. It's not easy to eat a meal. I finally finished eating this month's flower garden. I promise I won't go shopping on the Double Eleven.

6, double eleven clearly has no plans to buy things! Why do you want to buy it after looking around?

7, double eleven resolutely do not buy things, do not pick hands. Impulse consumption is prohibited. Things come back slowly, the key is no money.

8. I have impulse consumption again. It's okay. Anyway, I'm not going to buy anything on Double Eleven.

9, the most economical double eleven in history, I am too lazy to buy things when I think of moving.

10, how can you clearly say that you don't buy anything on Double Eleven? Shopping cart minutes or 400.

10, how can you say that you don't buy anything on Double Eleven? Shopping cart minutes or 400 yuan.

1 1, and then eat snacks and supper! Double eleven can't buy anything! Calm down, calm down, calm down!

12, said that I didn't buy anything this year, but I still couldn't help but buy it. The down payment is already two thousand.

13, I heard that eating dirt can lose weight, so I don't buy anything every year, but I got the shopping cart ready early this year.

14, I originally planned not to buy anything on the Double Eleven, but now there are more and more things.

15, Double Eleven makes you look like you want to buy something for free.

16, lipstick is a pest. Not if you don't buy it. As I said before, you don't buy anything on Double Eleven. Now I have made a list. I have great confidence in myself.

17. Why is there a double eleven festival? It's a headache to watch Taobao until midnight every night in order to buy things.

18, Double Eleven bought skin care products for herself and wanted to buy clothes. Think about the first anniversary of dating and buy some for your boyfriend.

19, getting farther and farther on the road of eating soil! Double eleven didn't dare to buy anything, and the storm cried.

20. I didn't intend to buy anything for the Double Eleven, but I looked left and right and thought this was cheap and that was cheap. We agreed not to buy anything on Double Eleven. We sorted out more than a dozen samples this afternoon and are still continuing.

22, dry face, skin explosion. I decided not to buy anything for the Double Eleven. I'm looking at anti-aging cream, but I find I don't want to buy it.

23. Overestimate yourself. I agreed not to buy anything this year's Double Eleven, and I have already paid a deposit of 12.

24. When I said "Don't buy anything on Double Eleven", I meant that I bought everything I wanted before Double Eleven.

25. Double Eleven is coming, which is a big holiday for all girls to shop. Presumably, all the female compatriots are ready to move. They want to buy everything and feel that they are short of everything! The following small series will be shared with everyone, let's take a look!

26. In the future, I will buy things before the Double Eleven.

27. Others: Wait for the Double Eleven shopping. Me: Hurry to buy things before the Double Eleven, or I won't see you for half a month.

28. In the morning, the team leader said that the Double Eleven gave me a day off to stay up late to buy things. How can this happen when you don't go to work on Monday?