How to write the story of Miss Wen Fu's daughter-in-law?

Butler: Hello, dear folks! Today is our Miss Wen Fu's wedding. The four gifted scholars in Jiangbei were selected by sea election. I hope the friends present will welcome the four talents in Jiangbei with warm applause.

Boss: We're Jiangbei Si.

Second child: big

Third: Cai

Butler: What about that?

Old three: I'm lost.

Butler: Oh, I'm lost. Great, great, you have one less competitor. Have a seat, gentlemen. Dear villagers, welcome our Miss Wen Jia to the stage with warm applause.

Third: Hey, big brother, this Miss Wen Jia is really amazing.

Second child: It seems that the goddess descended from the sky.

Boss: Two good brothers, I can't give in to you.

Second child: eldest brother, I don't lose my thesis to you.

Old three: Big brother, my younger brother is also slightly better than you.

Boss: Let's have a game.

Second: don't mess around. It's no use.

Boss: What, what, what, what, what, what, is it locked?

Butler: Is it degrading for some talented scholars to do so?

Boss: What's this? I fell off my head, fell off my head,

Butler: What a scandal! Have a seat, gentlemen. Next, welcome our Miss Wen Jia to the stage.

Boss: Where's the big lady?

Butler: This is Miss Big.

Second child: Don't be ridiculous. Isn't this the security guard?

Butler: No, this is Miss Big. Our screenwriter is to marry two young ladies at the same time, provided that the remaining two sons have the opportunity to marry our second young lady after the big young lady gets married.

my lady

Boss: That's the way it is.

Old three: eldest brother, I want to sing a poem in this situation.

Boss: Yin Lai

Old three: Three brothers came on a blind date and killed Cheng on the way.

Second child: What should I ask my brother-in-law?

Boss: The two brothers-in-law had a lot of trouble (handover)

Second child: Go away.

Boss: OK, OK, let's stop arguing. Today we compete fairly for the second lady. As for the big lady, it depends on who gets the higher score and who gets the lower score.

Second child: OK.

Boss: Go ahead, housekeeper.

Butler: Then we will officially start the wedding. First of all, our eldest lady will give us a question, and whoever answers will become our writer's son-in-law.

Big miss: (laughs) I just heard it in the back. I heard that you were all eager to see me. Don't be so impatient.

Boss: Come on, brother.

Big miss: ok, big brother. Please listen carefully. The first question is difficult. One plus one equals several. Start answering first. Answer first, one plus one, is it that difficult? Is this question difficult?

Butler: Miss, that's not a problem. But they don't want to answer first. You change the first answer to a mandatory one.

Big Miss: Oh, it's mandatory. You are the eldest brother. You answer first.

Boss: One plus one equals several. This question should be a math problem. I specialize in literature and know nothing about mathematics. , second brother, your family's ancestral math, you tell the big lady.

Second child: It is true that mathematics is inherited in our family, and it is passed on from woman to man.

Boss: That's not right. Your nickname is 3. 14 15926. You tell the big lady quickly.

Big Miss: Say it quickly.

Second child: This question, if I guess correctly, should be multiplication. According to the multiplication formula, 15 gets 5,2510,3535,3535,3530,3540,3535, which is too difficult (crying).

Big Miss: Sit down, it's very hard. What are you doing to answer (the third child)

Old three: asleep

Big Miss: You answer this question. One plus one equals several, one plus one equals two. Guess what? One plus one equals several.

Third: Yes, I heard it will rain the day after tomorrow.

Big Miss: It won't rain the day after tomorrow.

Third: Yes, I will never marry you.

Big miss: Oh, housekeeper, what do you think of this?

Butler: Miss. This time you asked a question that they couldn't refuse.

Big miss: change another one.

Butler: Another one.

Miss Big: If you marry me, you must be kind to me, so the next question is, if your mother and I fall into the river, who will you save first? I'll choose and see which one of you answers first. You are the boss, you answer first (only want a second child).

Second child: Miss, you usually love checkers.

Miss Big: You answer this question. If your mother and I fall into the river, who will you save first?

Second child: Which river did you fall into?

Big Miss: Huh?

Second child: Which river did you fall into?

Big miss: I don't know which river I fell into.

Second child: I can't if I don't know. You have to tell me which river you two fell into so that I can save you, right?

Miss Big: No, I mean, if you fall into the river.

Second child: What does falling into the river have to do with me? I don't know if.

Miss Big: Yes, I am. . . I mean, if I fall into the river,

Second child: I don't know him. What does it matter to me that he can't fall into the river? You keep asking me this kind of question, can I answer it?

Big miss: I'm just making an analogy.

Second child: For example, I know him, for example, my friend. Why did you hit him? Why are you so rude? Why make an example? Ah, I tell you, I absolutely ...

Big Miss: Go back.

Second child: Hey.

Big miss: It's too inky, you answer (referring to the third child). Come here, you answer this question. If your mother and I fall into the river, you. . . . . (Old three walks away) Hey, what's the matter?

Boss: I'll have a look.

Big Miss: Come back, you are a baby. You are dressed like a baby bottle. You still want to go. Help me answer this question.

Boss: I'll save my mother first.

Big Miss: I like your filial piety.

Boss: No, I should save it first. . . . . May I not answer?

Miss Big: No, you must answer.

Boss: Actually, I am an orphan. Before I was born, my mother jumped into the river. I want a mother who loves me. Why does my mother ask this question? Why?

Old three: eldest brother, I have looked everywhere in the four outer rivers. My mother didn't fall into the river.

Butler: Stop, you're going to marry someone else. You're still calling your mother.

Boss: There is something wrong with the big lady's question (echoed by the third child: right). Miss Er, you ask two, (others agree: right) Miss Er, you come alone.

Second Miss: Then I'll ask a question.

Big Miss: Stop, go back, go home, go back, and still ask questions there. What questions do you ask? Are you worried about getting married? I can see how hard I work. You are still pretending to be four great talents here. Just your diploma, that is, the four major rape blossoms.

Boss: Who are you cursing, asshole?

Big Miss: Do you dare to answer my question?

Boss: Dare to answer.

Miss Big: Please listen to the next question. Each of you plays a love story for me, and I'll marry whoever feels like me.

Three gifted scholars: Come on, come on.

Big Miss: Who will come first?

Boss and third: I'll do it, I'll do it.

Big Miss: The second one will go first, ok?

Second child: I didn't say anything.

Boss: Don't drop the chain for big brother.

Miss Big: Next, we will perform a love story. I just like vigorous love, so we played a legend of the white snake.

Second child: Miss, I think this scene is very good, but I don't think we can act it (Miss: Why). We are short of people (big lady: who is short of people). You think there is Xu Xian in The Legend of the White Snake, and I play Xu Xian, right? You play Fahai, right? No one plays the white snake. You do this, you let Miss Er come out, and she plays the white snake. Who are you playing? (Big Miss: White Snake) That can't be played either. (Big Miss: Why can't we play? ) Still short of people. (Big Miss: Who else is missing? ) You play the white snake, I play Xu Xian, and Xiaoqing is next to you. You two are inseparable, right? You'd better let Miss Er come out. (Big Miss: I can deal with you without props. Can you play? Look, Xu Xianghong, it's getting late. Why don't we take a bath in the West Lake? Ah, ah, Xiaoqing, why did you bite me?

Boss: Miss, it is said that artificial respiration can save him.

Miss Big: Come on, Xianggong.

Second child: OK, third brother, I'll go and see which river your mother fell into. It must have fallen into the river. I'll look for it.

Third: I tell you, I am with you.

Big Miss: Come on then. Next, let's play my favorite love story, the legend of Mi Yue, and I will play Mi Yue. (Old three: I'll play your father. ) that won't do. You play my first love, Huang Xie. In this way, I will call you Zixie, and you call me Moon. Did you hear that? At first, Zi Xie (the third child: the moon), Zi Xie (the third child: the moon) Hey, hey, why are you still my father? No, it's a little old. You should shout with emotion. You just have four words: the moon looks good. Zi Xie (third: the moon looks good). It's no use looking at Zi Xie (old three: the moon looks good) (old three: I dare not look, I don't want to face you monster). We can't be together in this life, because I already have the king's flesh and blood. (Old three: Ah, is flesh and blood better than donkey meat? ) It's the king's child (old three: whose child) (old three: Oh, big brother, she said to take your child, you play the king, and I'll go to my brother when I'm finished).

(Big Brother: Good Brother, Good Brother) Your Majesty, don't go. Oh, couple's clothes, your majesty (eldest brother: Moon) is older than my father (eldest brother: I can't act, please tell me the story, how can I act). Actually, this is simpler, because Mi Yue and his Majesty's love story, they hit it off very well.

Second and third: big brother, big brother, I'm coming to pick you up, big brother, we're fine.

Big miss: I have already carried it down.

Butler: Miss, I find that you can't choose this play. You can't get married walking and dying.

Big Miss: How can I not get married? I just need to find a king, so why bother? I can't find anything. Your majesty, your majesty, please come with me.

Butler: Ah ah ah ah.

Boss, second and third: housekeeper, home, housekeeper, housekeeper. . . . . . . . . . . . 、

Big miss: don't go, I haven't chosen yet.

Butler: Hello, dear folks! Today is our Miss Wen Fu's wedding. The four gifted scholars in Jiangbei were selected by sea election. I hope the friends present will welcome the four talents in Jiangbei with warm applause.

Boss: We're Jiangbei Si.

Second child: big

Third: Cai

Butler: What about that?

Old three: I'm lost.

Butler: Oh, I'm lost. Great, great, you have one less competitor. Have a seat, gentlemen. Dear villagers, welcome our Miss Wen Jia to the stage with warm applause.

Third: Hey, big brother, this Miss Wen Jia is really amazing.

Second child: It seems that the goddess descended from the sky.

Boss: Two good brothers, I can't give in to you.

Second child: eldest brother, I don't lose my thesis to you.

Old three: Big brother, my younger brother is also slightly better than you.

Boss: Let's have a game.

Second: don't mess around. It's no use.

Boss: What, what, what, what, what, what, is it locked?

Butler: Is it degrading for some talented scholars to do so?

Boss: What's this? I fell off my head, fell off my head,

Butler: What a scandal! Have a seat, gentlemen. Next, welcome our Miss Wen Jia to the stage.

Boss: Where's the big lady?

Butler: This is Miss Big.

Second child: Don't be ridiculous. Isn't this the security guard?

Butler: No, this is Miss Big. Our screenwriter is to marry two young ladies at the same time, provided that the remaining two sons have the opportunity to marry our second young lady after the big young lady gets married.

my lady

Boss: That's the way it is.

Old three: eldest brother, I want to sing a poem in this situation.

Boss: Yin Lai

Old three: Three brothers came on a blind date and killed Cheng on the way.

Second child: What should I ask my brother-in-law?

Boss: The two brothers-in-law had a lot of trouble (handover)

Second child: Go away.

Boss: OK, OK, let's stop arguing. Today we compete fairly for the second lady. As for the big lady, it depends on who gets the higher score and who gets the lower score.

Second child: OK.

Boss: Go ahead, housekeeper.

Butler: Then we will officially start the wedding. First of all, our eldest lady will give us a question, and whoever answers will become our writer's son-in-law.

Big miss: (laughs) I just heard it in the back. I heard that you were all eager to see me. Don't be so impatient.

Boss: Come on, brother.

Big miss: ok, big brother. Please listen carefully. The first question is difficult. One plus one equals several. Start answering first. Answer first, one plus one, is it that difficult? Is this question difficult?

Butler: Miss, that's not a problem. But they don't want to answer first. You change the first answer to a mandatory one.

Big Miss: Oh, it's mandatory. You are the eldest brother. You answer first.

Boss: One plus one equals several. This question should be a math problem. I specialize in literature and know nothing about mathematics. , second brother, your family's ancestral math, you tell the big lady.

Second child: It is true that mathematics is inherited in our family, and it is passed on from woman to man.

Boss: That's not right. Your nickname is 3. 14 15926. You tell the big lady quickly.

Big Miss: Say it quickly.

Second child: This question, if I guess correctly, should be multiplication. According to the multiplication formula, 15 gets 5,2510,3535,3535,3530,3540,3535, which is too difficult (crying).

Big Miss: Sit down, it's very hard. What are you doing to answer (the third child)

Old three: asleep

Big Miss: You answer this question. One plus one equals several, one plus one equals two. Guess what? One plus one equals several.

Third: Yes, I heard it will rain the day after tomorrow.

Big Miss: It won't rain the day after tomorrow.

Third: Yes, I will never marry you.

Big miss: Oh, housekeeper, what do you think of this?

Butler: Miss. This time you asked a question that they couldn't refuse.

Big miss: change another one.

Butler: Another one.

Miss Big: If you marry me, you must be kind to me, so the next question is, if your mother and I fall into the river, who will you save first? I'll choose and see which one of you answers first. You are the boss, you answer first (only want a second child).

Second child: Miss, you usually love checkers.

Miss Big: You answer this question. If your mother and I fall into the river, who will you save first?

Second child: Which river did you fall into?

Big Miss: Huh?

Second child: Which river did you fall into?

Big miss: I don't know which river I fell into.

Second child: I can't if I don't know. You have to tell me which river you two fell into so that I can save you, right?

Miss Big: No, I mean, if you fall into the river.

Second child: What does falling into the river have to do with me? I don't know if.

Miss Big: Yes, I am. . . I mean, if I fall into the river,

Second child: I don't know him. What does it matter to me that he can't fall into the river? You keep asking me this kind of question, can I answer it?

Big miss: I'm just making an analogy.

Second child: For example, I know him, for example, my friend. Why did you hit him? Why are you so rude? Why make an example? Ah, I tell you, I absolutely ...

Big Miss: Go back.

Second child: Hey.

Big miss: It's too inky, you answer (referring to the third child). Come here, you answer this question. If your mother and I fall into the river, you. . . . . (Old three walks away) Hey, what's the matter?

Boss: I'll have a look.

Big Miss: Come back, you are a baby. You are dressed like a baby bottle. You still want to go. Help me answer this question.

Boss: I'll save my mother first.

Big Miss: I like your filial piety.

Boss: No, I should save it first. . . . . May I not answer?

Miss Big: No, you must answer.

Boss: Actually, I am an orphan. Before I was born, my mother jumped into the river. I want a mother who loves me. Why does my mother ask this question? Why?

Old three: eldest brother, I have looked everywhere in the four outer rivers. My mother didn't fall into the river.

Butler: Stop, you're going to marry someone else. You're still calling your mother.

Boss: There is something wrong with the big lady's question (echoed by the third child: right). Miss Er, you ask two, (others agree: right) Miss Er, you come alone.

Second Miss: Then I'll ask a question.

Big Miss: Stop, go back, go home, go back, and still ask questions there. What questions do you ask? Are you worried about getting married? I can see how hard I work. You are still pretending to be four great talents here. Just your diploma, that is, the four major rape blossoms.

Boss: Who are you cursing, asshole?

Big Miss: Do you dare to answer my question?

Boss: Dare to answer.

Miss Big: Please listen to the next question. Each of you plays a love story for me, and I'll marry whoever feels like me.

Three gifted scholars: Come on, come on.

Big Miss: Who will come first?

Boss and third: I'll do it, I'll do it.

Big Miss: The second one will go first, ok?

Second child: I didn't say anything.

Boss: Don't drop the chain for big brother.

Miss Big: Next, we will perform a love story. I just like vigorous love, so we played a legend of the white snake.

Second child: Miss, I think this scene is very good, but I don't think we can act it (Miss: Why). We are short of people (big lady: who is short of people). You think there is Xu Xian in The Legend of the White Snake, and I play Xu Xian, right? You play Fahai, right? No one plays the white snake. You do this, you let Miss Er come out, and she plays the white snake. Who are you playing? (Big Miss: White Snake) That can't be played either. (Big Miss: Why can't we play? ) Still short of people. (Big Miss: Who else is missing? ) You play the white snake, I play Xu Xian, and Xiaoqing is next to you. You two are inseparable, right? You'd better let Miss Er come out. (Big Miss: I can deal with you without props. Can you play? Look, Xu Xianghong, it's getting late. Why don't we take a bath in the West Lake? Ah, ah, Xiaoqing, why did you bite me?

Boss: Miss, it is said that artificial respiration can save him.

Miss Big: Come on, Xianggong.

Second child: OK, third brother, I'll go and see which river your mother fell into. It must have fallen into the river. I'll look for it.

Third: I tell you, I am with you.

Big Miss: Come on then. Next, let's play my favorite love story, the legend of Mi Yue, and I will play Mi Yue. (Old three: I'll play your father. ) that won't do. You play my first love, Huang Xie. In this way, I will call you Zixie, and you call me Moon. Did you hear that? At first, Zi Xie (the third child: the moon), Zi Xie (the third child: the moon) Hey, hey, why are you still my father? No, it's a little old. You should shout with emotion. You just have four words: the moon looks good. Zi Xie (third: the moon looks good). It's no use looking at Zi Xie (old three: the moon looks good) (old three: I dare not look, I don't want to face you monster). We can't be together in this life, because I already have the king's flesh and blood. (Old three: Ah, is flesh and blood better than donkey meat? ) It's the king's child (old three: whose child) (old three: Oh, big brother, she said to take your child, you play the king, and I'll go to my brother when I'm finished).

(Big Brother: Good Brother, Good Brother) Your Majesty, don't go. Oh, couple's clothes, your majesty (eldest brother: Moon) is older than my father (eldest brother: I can't act, please tell me the story, how can I act). Actually, this is simpler, because Mi Yue and his Majesty's love story, they hit it off very well.

Second and third: big brother, big brother, I'm coming to pick you up, big brother, we're fine.

Big miss: I have already carried it down.

Butler: Miss, I find that you can't choose this play. You can't get married walking and dying.

Big Miss: How can I not get married? I just need to find a king, so why bother? I can't find anything. Your majesty, your majesty, please come with me.

Butler: Ah ah ah ah.

Boss, second and third: housekeeper, home, housekeeper, housekeeper. . . . . . . . . . . . 、

Big miss: don't go, I haven't chosen yet.